A/n: Hey, thankies for your kind reactions!
Sadly enough, I'm going to quit this story, so... yeah, enjoy this, lol.
Gonna make a new one though, one I'm going to FINISH, for a change.
Okay, see ya! .
Spring, still day 1:
…you know, the time is really freaky here.
I mean, when I was trying to keep myself from smacking that witch Chris, it was around 1 o'clock, and when Takakura and me reached the villa on the hill (GREAT hill that is!), it was half past two! WHOA!
But enough about the time. Let's talk about me. Way more interesting than YOUR life, diary.
Well, Takakura with the ever growing smile and I were standing in front of that giant villa on the giant hill. We just kept standing there, staring at the house. I guess Takakura wanted me to get really impressed by the sight of the villa…
…but the only thing that impressed me was my smashing reflection in one of those mirrors. Hell, I was too darn handsome! Especially compared to Takakura!
I wanted to blow a hand kiss to a mirror ('Take this, you tiger! Grrrr!'), but right on that moment the door slammed open and three people came walking out. The old lady walked pretty fast, by the way. Like a train! Chooh-chooh!
The woman glared suspiciously at me (she must have thought: 'What does a pretty boy like that lad has to do with an ugly coot like me?'), and pulled on the sleeve of a stiff-dressed man next to her:
'SEBASTIAN! I thought I had told you to call Tell Sell to announce I didn't want to buy that kid from Asia anymore! Now look at this kid! HE'S TOTALLY MANGA! You're fired!'
'…but madam, I HAVE called!' the butler tried, sounding quite shocked.
Luckily for him, Takakura helped him out before he could talk further.
'…Romana. Please. Calm down. This isn't the…Asian-kid from Tell Sell…This is Jack. My pal on the farm, from now on.' he said.
I grinned joyfully to Romana and Sebastian (who was almost crying). Weren't there any NORMAL people living in this valley? I mean, I've seen more normal people in the ghetto than here!
Then, another girl came walking out. Her face was SO pale!
'Fresh air!' she cried out..
Romana turned around quickly, almost giving me a smack with her pink umbrella.
'What are YOU doing outside, young lady! Back to the piano with you, NOW! If you don't get better fast, I can't make money from you!'
The girl didn't greet me or something; she immediately went back in the villa instead.
'Doom!' she howled.
…right. What's next, a guy running around naked, screaming things like 'THE END IS NEAR! LET'S SHAKE OUR BOOTIES, TOGETHER! YAY DUCKS!'
No…but there actually WAS a freaky guy, with shorts on (ugh, hairy legs, hairy legs!), and a…robot eye or something. He was really scary. But not as scary as that Rock dude. Since the guy wore a white coat and had a suitcase and stuff, I figured out he had to be a doctor.
'Romana, do you mind coming inside again? You know you have to take your medications before noon! Or else…' the freak rasped.
Romana started chooh-chooh'ing away, with the speed of light! She dashed to a tree, and climbed it like a monkey. There, she began to laugh at the doctor, pointing to him like a lunatic:
'Whaaahaaa! You'll never get me, Abner! I told you! Now go away before I call Daddy to shoot you! Pow! Pow!'
My jaw dropped, and I poked Takakura for some explanation.
'Oh, this is pretty normal, Jack. Romana isn't…that bright as she used to be anymore. Doctor Hardy tries to help her by giving her medications, but she keeps calling him Abner and she keeps running away from him.' My pal said, rubbing over his arm because I poked him too harsh.
'….who is Abner!' I frowned.
'…the guy that used to stalk her when she was a beautiful girl around the age of sixteen, seventeen…but she kept turning him down, so he committed suicide. Not that she seems to remember that…'
'Wow.'
'Yeah. Shocking, I kno-'
'I'm bored. What's on the tube tonight?'
'…tube?'
'…never mind, sunshine.'
...shortest chapter ever. Don't mind reviewing if you don't want to (duh!), I know it's pretty crappy.
Make sure to check my next story! Yay! Next!