Kisame rushed into Zetsu's room, finding him eating a HUGE beef sandwitch, and he had Kisame's Play Boys (yes, i know this is rated K+) sitting in his lap. oh no! he has them in his sight! now i can't even steel them back! he thought. After five minutes of akward silence and Kisame starring at Zetsu guiltily, Zetsu finally said "what?" "...my magazines..." Kisame replied. "oh those, let me guess... you want them back," Kisame nodded. "and you don't want me to tell anyone." he nodded again. "Well, i might give them back and not tell anyone, or I might not, it depends what you can do for me." Zetsu said evily. "ANYTHING!" Kisame wimpered. "ANYTHING,you say... mwhahaha!" uh oh! kisame thought.
Meanwhile Sasori wanted to get revenge on Deidara for not only winning the wresteling match, but also for steeling his arms and painting his nails pink last week. He decided he was going to replace Deidara's shampoo with Elmers glue, everybody knew how much he loved his hair. But, Sasori was afraid that he was going to get caught, and he knew that if Konan caught him using her glue, the results wouldn't be pretty. And to make things worse, his hands were shaking so badly that he accidently grabbed his owm shampoo and also used up the wholle bottle of glue! oh no! he thought. no worries, I'll just go to the store to buy more glue! then he Rushed out the cave exit, not notticing that he had ruined his owm shampoo, or that Tobi had been watching him the whole time. "I gotta tell Sanpi!" he said to himself, also taking off.
Sasori: I don't like where this is going.
Deidara: Well I do!
Me: I like it too!
Kisame: Of course you like it, you wrote it! *pouts*
Me: your just upset because I blew you secret.
Kisame: Maybe...
Me: Would you feel better if i gave you some Ramen?
Kisame: YES! stay tunned for chapter 3! *nom nom nom...*