Two people walk onto a stage and sit in a pair of chairs. Two spotlights shine on the figures. One is a man in a Stewie Griffin T-shirt. The other is a girl wearing a long sleeve shirt with stars on it. "Hi, I'm The Real Cupid, but you can call me Mike. Before we get started, I want to introduce my lovely co-host, Constellation Temptation aka Stella." The crowd applause as Stella waves to the crowd.
"Thanks, Mike. It's good to be here." she said
The camera switches to Mike, "Before we begin, let's introduce the vic- I mean, contestants. First we have Dipper Pines." he said. The spotlight shines on an empty seat that Dipper was supposed to be in.
Stella looks to Mike, confused as he speaks into his head piece, "Tony, where the heck is Dipper? Fan girls got him? They did what?! Call security backstage, I'll go and get him." He turns to Stella, "Dipper got caught by fan girls, I gotta go get him. Could you name off the other characters while I'm gone?" he asked her, clearly worried.
Stella smiles at Mike and agrees, "No problem."
"Thanks." Mike said as he runs off stage.
Stella looks back at the camera, "While he's off doing... something, I will be introducing the characters. First we have Mabel Pines." A spotlight shines on Mabel while the audience explodes in applause.
"High everyone. Um Stella, should I be worried that my brother's not here yet?" Mabel asked.
"Naw, he's...uh...in the bathroom. He ate some expired tacos for lunch. But, don't you worry about a thing, Mike should be back with him soon. I hope." Stella whispered the last part so Mabel couldn't hear.
"What was that?" Mabel asked Stella suspiciously.
"Nothing." Stella quickly retorted, "Next, we have Stanford Pines."
The audience applause when a spotlight shine on Stan Pines, "Hello people of Earth. It's good to be here. Alright, when do I get paid." Stan asked.
"There is no money Stan, you and Mike went over this eight times." Stella told him, slightly irritated.
Stan slumps in his chair, disappointed, "What a rip off. And I like ripping people off so I should know."
Stella glares at Stan intensely, "You realize people who do truth or dare fics are sadistic right? And that me and Mike are no exception?"
"So?" Stan asked, not feeling fazed by Stella's words.
"So, we have ways of keeping contestants in line." she says as she pulls out a remote and clicks a button. No sooner than she did this, a cinder block falls on Stan's head. He begins to see stars circling his head.
Stella smirks proudly at her deed and shouts, "On with the show! Next, we have Soos."
A new spotlight shines on Soos. "What up, dudes?"
"Next is the always super cool, Wendy Corduroy!" Stella announced.
"Glad to be here, Stella. Where's the other guy?" Wendy asked, a little curious.
"He's taking care of business. He'll be back soon. Until then, we have Waddles Pines." Stella said. A spotlight shines on Waddles and he responses with an oink. "So cute!" Stella remarked. She turns back to the camera to introduce the next character. "Up next is the cute and lovable, Candy Chiu."
A spotlight shines on Candy as she waves to the audience, "Hello! It is good to be here." she says.
"Next is the awesomely strange, Grenda." Stella introduced.
Another spotlight shines on the heavy set girl in the chair next to Candy's, "Alright!" she shouts in her unsettling man voice.
Stella appears slightly uncomfortable with Grenda's unnaturally deep voice, but eventually regained her resolve, "Anyway, next we have..." She looks at her note card to see who was next and frowned, "Pacifica Northwest." She said, blandly.
The spotlight hit Pacifica, "Hello, world. I am Pacifica Northwest." she said. However, rather than the audience applauding, they remained silent, which was returned with a glare from Pacifica herself.
"Why is she here again?" Mabel asked Stella.
"Mike wanted to add some least desirable characters for the readers to pick on." Stella said.
"Oh. Okay." Mabel said.
Pacifica was pouting over what she had over heard, "I'm not liking this Mike guy." she said.
Stella glared back at Pacifica and said, "Good. He's not to fond of you either." She looks at the camera to announce the next character. "Next we have everyone's favorite psycho, Bill Cipher!"
The spotlight shines on Bill, who floats on stage toward his seat. As he did, the crowed roared with applause. "Thank you! Thank you all! It is great to be here! Your all beautiful!" he said.
One person in the audience shouted, "Say the line!"
"Oh, I don't know if I should." Bill said, thinking about the request. Then, he quickly said, "Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!" The audience roared and cheered at the sentence.
"Awesome." Stella said. "Next we have Robbie V." she announced, although she didn't seem too thrilled.
"Whatever." was all Robbie said.
Stella turns to the audience and whispers, "This one needs to be knocked down a few pegs, so no mercy."
"I heard that!" Robbie yells.
"Good!" Stella yells back. She turns back to the audience, "And lastly, we have Gideon Gleeful." she says.
Gideon, who is locked in a cage, asks, in his southern accent, "Why am I in a cage?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!" Stella yells, effectively scarring Gideon, silent.
Stella calmly turns back to the audience and says, "Now then, let's get on with the truths and dares!" However, she paused as talking was heard over her ear piece. "What? Oh. Ok. Actually, because of a lack of reviews, we were only gonna introduce the contestants. So... Tony, where's Mike?" she asked.
"Right here!" Mike said as he ran back stage.
Stella looks around and asks Mike, "Where's Dipper?"
"He's, uh... let's just say those girls were really handsy, if you get my meaning. So, he's in shock right and won't get better until the next episode." Mike explained.
"Oh, man." Stella said, sympatheticly. "How do you know he'll be okay by then?" she asked.
"It's the whole cartoon physics thing. By the way, we, uh, we should probably hire A LOT more security. Those fan girls did a number on the ones I brought with me." Mike informed.
"Yikes!" Stella cringed. "We'll folks, looks like that's it for this episode." she said.
"I guess so. Until next time, I'm Mike." he said to the camera.
"And I'm Stella." Stella said.
"And thank you all for coming out. Good-night!" Mike said. The crowed applauded before the lights on stage dimmed down.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gravity Falls or the OC, Stella. Dares rated T-M+ will not be used. Please PM me your truths and dares.