A/N: ...Holy pineapple... DID THIS FANFICTION HAVE SEVEN REVIEWS IN A WEEK! WOW! Seriously though, thank you ALL who have reviewed this. That being said, this chapter will probably set up a bit of the characters and introduce a certain fun-loving, really hyper female Cloudcuckolander (bonus points for those who got that reference).
All the girl, who went by Ryuko by the way, could do was stare out the window, bored. Another girl, one with brown bobcut hair and a sailor schoolgirl outfit was right next to her...sleeping. She glanced over to the board, where the teacher was talking about... Hitler and the rise of Nazism.
She was tempted to sleep. Really, she was. Sure Hitler seemed to be an interesting topic, but at the same time. Her head started to nod off... It was a struggle to even stay awake during this lecture. She was ready to sleep when she heard a loud noise. She looked up... Oh, the teacher closed the book.
"Your next teacher should be coming in class soon," The teacher, who had blue hair, opaque glasses, and an unmotivated attitude said. She watched the teacher leave. Well, she was at this school for a reason and it wasn't to learn... Maybe nobody will notice if she had a quick...
"Hello!"
Ryuko shot up at that voice, now awake. Her eyes widened... The man from this morning... HE WAS A TEACHER!
"No way..." Ryuko said to herself, she looked at the sleeping Mako and looked at the man
The impossible man standing in front of her.
The man clapped his hands together, "Now then, I'm new here! Your previous English teacher is not going to teach you anymore. He's... Um... Well, let's just say he's not exactly in Japan anymore... Let's just say that."
In Hawaii
"I LOVE THIS PLACE!" An adult Japanese male exclaimed, in rough English, kicking up sand and being surrounded by girls in bikinis.
"Now then, let's learn some English!" The Doctor erased the board and started to write down some strange language, "Alright, so today's lesson will be... To heck with it, we're doing Shakespeare. Now Shakespeare wrote thirty-eight plays like Hamlet, Othello..."
Ryuko's mind speed as the man from before just went through all of "Shakespeare's" plays within...10 minutes, summarizing each of them and telling the ending.
"Now then, how long was that?" The Doctor looked at the clock, "TEN MINUTES! Okay... Okay... I learn to wait. ...Wait, how about we introduce each other, huh?" He wrote the board in kanji, "I am...the Doctor."
The girl next to Ryuko, Mako woke up as she saw the Doctor writing something on the board, "Huh? What happened?"
Ryuko shrugged, "A teacher?"
"Now then, let's all introduce each other! I'm the Doctor!" The Doctor spoke in English at that, "The Doctor! Let's all say that in English! The..."
The rest of the class spoke in English...or at least...Engrish.
"The..."
"Doc..."
"Doc..."
"...tor!"
"...tor?"
The Doctor clapped his hands together and gave everyone a crazy smile to everybody's shock, but at the same time a kind and almost child-like smile.
"Let's all speak. The Doctor!"
"The Doctor!" Everybody exclaimed.
"Dr. Doctor!" Mako exclaimed looking at the Doctor.
The Doctor blinked, "No, the Doctor."
"Okay Dr. Doctor!" Mako exclaimed, smiling at the Doctor. The Doctor gave her a small smile and nodded.
"Right... Dr. Doctor..." The Doctor said embarrassed, "Sorry, first time teaching this class."
"It's okay, this is the first time I'm learning in this class!" Mako exclaimed to...Ryuko's shock, "Heck, this is the first time I was awake during this class Dr. Doctor!"
"Good we'll learn together!" The Doctor told Mako smiling.
"...Right..." Ryuko said, looking at Mako and the Doctor weirdly, "...Hey, Mako, have you ever seen him around before?"
Mako put her finger to her chin as the tiny gears in her tinier brain started to turn. She blinked...and then blinked...and then.
"NOPE!" Mako exclaimed, "Never seen him before!"
"Anyways, because you both seem interested in this class!" The Doctor said, looking at an excitable Mako and a weirded-out Ryuko, "How about you guys come to front? It must be fun, right?"
Mako looked at the Doctor, "How hard will it be? Will it be super-duper hard?" She said, confused and a bit cheery.
The Doctor smiled, "Hard, like really hard. But... It should be fun. After all, expect everyday in this class to have fun from now on! Now then, let's get started!"
"OKAY!" Mako ran up the Doctor, pulling Ryuko, "Let's do this!"
The Doctor gave them a happy-go-lucky smile, he took out some strange device and pointed it at the camera.
Ryuko stepped out of class, still shell-shocked.
"That was the weirdest class I have ever been in..." She simply said, thinking about the insanity that was supposedly "English" class. She was told to write her name in strange circles, how to run from battles and more importantly...why bowties were cool.
"Ryuko-chan!" Ryuko simply dodged Mako's tackle and looked at her classmate, now hitting a trash can. Now it was their afternoon break and honestly, Ryuko had better things to do than to hang out with some classmate, no matter how "hyperactive" she was. Still... They walked together, however uninterested Ryuko was into this new classmate.
"Aw... Why did you dodge me?" Mako asked her...new best friend, and only best friend as they walked aimlessly.
"It's only natural you dodge something that comes flying at you out of nowhere, right?" Ryuko simply told her.
"I was just giving my bestie a hug!" Mako told her best friend, a bit depressed.
"Bestie?" Ryuko asked her, still confused. She's...never really had a friend, at all really. In fact, friendship sadly alluded her.
"We're desk neighbors! Let's do our best to get along!" Mako told Ryuko, "Anyways, the new teacher was awesome! He was so cool!"
"...Right..." Ryuko said, still reeling from the crazy lesson they learned previously.
"Anyways, as awesome as that new teacher was he must be 1200 years old or something. Like he looks SO OLD!" Mako told her, "Hey! Do you play guitar? Do you? I can sing!"
"Hey!" Ryuko exclaimed, "Keep it down! Anyways..."
The Doctor was erasing some stuff on the board when he noticed a teacher entering the class. He dusted himself off, "Yes?"
The teacher before him smiled, "Hello, I'm Aikuro Mikisugi."
"And I'm the Doctor," The Doctor said, looking at him, "Um... Why were you teaching Hitler in class? Sorry just wanna know?"
"Eh, it was part of the lesson plan. Did you go with yours, Doctor-sensei?" Aikuro asked his fellow teacher.
"Nah, rules never sit well with me, sorry," The Doctor looked around and noticed Satsuki standing above everyone, addressing them, "Anyways, I have to-"
"How about we have a nice cup of tea?" Aikuro asked the Doctor, "You're British, right Doctor?"
"Well..." The Doctor said, walking by him, "You could say I'm someone who kinda sorta lives on the planet Earth. Listen, I must get-" Aikuro stopped him.
"Sorry, but I want to talk to you in my office," Aikuro said, putting his hand in front of the Doctor, "We can have some tea in there. Don't let students quarrels get to you Doctor, it happens all the time at this school."
The Doctor sighed, "...As long as Ryuko or Mako are safe. I'll be happy."
Aikuro smiled, "Alright..." The two walked together and entered his office.
That's when Aikuro removed his glasses and the Doctor looked a bit...weirded out at how a lazy and not so handsome teacher suddenly became...handsome.
"Sorry about that Doctor," Aikuro said, grinning, "I know how concerned you are about Ryuko. She's one of your students. I must say, I've never met a teacher who was that concerned about their students." He removed his tie from his body as his dress shirt started to slide off.
"Well, she's one of my students. And her father was a very important man, he was a good friend of mine... Heard he died though, it's a bit of shame," The Doctor said, shrugging.
"I see..." Aikuro nodded, "Tell me Doctor... Have you heard of Nudist Beach?"
The Doctor looked confused... Nudist Beach? He might have been a part of some nudist colonies back in the day, mostly by accident, and some on purpose, but...
"Nudist Beach?" The Doctor asked him confused, "Is that-" That's when Aikuro's shirt completely fell off to the Doctor's shock...mostly due to the sparkles his chest was starting to show.
"As much as you think we are, we are not exhibitionists," Aikuro got into a pose similar to that of a male model as the Doctor stared at him confused.
"Sorry... But a name like that..." The Doctor said, "Wait, who are you again?"
"Mikisugi Aikuro. I teach history, but I have another job at Honnouji Academy," Aikuro's pants started to fall off and the Doctor hardly reacted... After all, he was Time Lord, what exactly was taboo with him?
"For your organization, Nudist Beach? But... What are they?" The Doctor asked the still stripping Aikuro.
"...I see. Sorry for interrupting you Doctor," He said grinning and leaning against the Doctor, to the Doctor's more-or-less reluctance, "Just know, I have a gut feeling that Isshin Matoi was keeping a secret from you Doctor." He pulled out a remote, "Now then..." He looked outside the window, "I think it's time for me to leave. Fell free to investigate my office Doctor-sensei. Something about you, knowing Isshin Matoi that's good in my book."
"Wait, but-" Aikuro, somehow fully dressed, left his office, leaving the Doctor alone. The Doctor noticed some papers...
"Nudist Beach, hm?" He said looking at the stack. He grabbed it and started to rummage through the papers.
"Pass, Fail, Pass, Fail..." The Doctor sped read through the papers.
"Hm?" The Doctor looked at a paper, "Goku Uniforms?" He read an article about it and blinked, "I see... Each star dictates your rank in school and in the town..." He grimaced as he watched Ryuko confronting Satsuki. That's when he noticed something interesting.
"Her guitar case wasn't holding a guitar... It was a sword!" The Doctor stared at the sword, "Hold up... The Red Scissor Blade! Something that Earth looked up too! Now that's exciting! Owner was unknown though... Until now! And..." The Doctor looked around and smacked his head, "Right, Clara's back in England. Should visit her sometime... Oh and show my class fish fingers and custard!" He smacked his hand against his head, "Mind's somewhere else at the moment... Again."
He looked at the window.
"No!" The Doctor exclaimed as he watched Ryuko getting punched by another student. He dropped everything he was doing and ran down.
Ryuko was struggling to get up. Darn it... She had to find out who killed her dad!
"And here I thought you could provide a little entertainment, but you don't even know how to wield that scissor properly, don't you? Pathetic," Satsuki said, turning around.
"Not so...fast... You... You know something, don't you?" Ryuko was immediately kicked by the boxing club captain, Fukuroda Takaharu, who seemed to have HUGE boxing gloves dyed with red strings overlapping a black background along with boots.
"YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF ADDRESSING SATUSKI-SAMA LIKE THAT!" Kukuroda exclaimed as he finished the kick.
Satsuki looked at Fukuroda, "Confiscate that scissor."
"Sorry!" The Doctor exclaimed as he ran between Fukuroda and Ryuko, "Listen, I'm not so keen on the violence thing, so if you would please-"
"D...D...Doctor?" Ryuko said, slowly getting up, "What are you doing here?"
"What do you think?" The Doctor asked Ryuko, giving her a small and gentle smile.
Ryuko stared at that smile. ...She didn't know why, but something about the Doctor. Something about him... He felt like trustworthy, despite his eccentricities.
"Doctor..."
Satsuki turned around as she looked at the bowtie-clad man, "I see. You seek to fight Fukuroda, Doctor? I'm a bit surprised."
"Wait, I'm sorry? Fight? The Doctor looked around, "Well..."
"Come on, old man... Don't tell you don't know how to fight?" Fukuroda said, gearing up his glove.
"...Sorry, this isn't really a fighting body," The Doctor said, looking around, "The last one kind of- WHOA!" The Doctor narrowly dodged a fist...that multipled into multiple fists "Sorry... How can do that?"
"This is a patented Two-Star Goku Uniform fit for the Boxing Club Captain!" Fukuroda exclaimed, "And what might your ensemble be?"
"Um..." The Doctor spun around, "Bowtie... Suspenders... And... a coat... Not a Goku Uniform and not exactly-" The Doctor ducked when Fukuroda kicked where the Doctor was before he ducked, "Seriously!"
"You're not a fighter, but you still come?" Fukuroda asked the Doctor, "You're either really dumb or really courageous."
"Actually, I'm a doctor, the Doctor! Genuine article in fact! And Ryuko, I'd suggest you begin-" He saw Ryuko running away as he also heard Mako ask where she was going, "...Running. Right. Well..." The Doctor dusted himself off and got out his sonic screwdriver and pressed it.
Naturally it did nothing. What did expect? The Doctor to use his old martial arts skills that he had in his third body? Sorry. It's been twelve hundred years or something.
"...What are you doing?" Fukuroda asked the Doctor, staring at the cylindrical device lighting up, "...What is that device?"
"Well... It's a screwdriver... I was honestly hoping that it would do something... Then again, never really a gun person," The Doctor said, "Sorry, I'm not cut out for this job. Teaching I mean."
"EH!?" Fukuroda exclaimed, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE THEN!?"
"...Teaching," The Doctor said sheepishly, "Sorry, you can blame Satsuki for that." He pointed at said woman, "Seriously, why me?"
"...I have my reasons. Doctor, you should know that all of these students fear me, they all obey ever word that I say. They are my army," Satsuki calmly said, "All around you are pigs in human clothing, willing to do my will. Doctor, if you truly don't believe that... You are a fool."
"Fool everyday then!" The Doctor exclaimed, "Alright then... Um... Sorry, I... Hm... Well..." The Doctor started to run away...toward the building. He entered the school, planning something.
"Interesting choice, Doctor," Satsuki said to herself
"Everyone! Grab him!" Gamagori exclaimed.
"Wait, Gamagori..." Satsuki said, looking at her most noble enforcer, "We must punish Fukuroda first."
Gamagori nodded as a couple of One-Star students grabbed Fukuroda and dragged him.
Ryuko finally left the insane city, arriving in the house that she lived a small part of her childhood in. She closed her eyes as she entered the burnt and desecrated house.
"..." Ryuko looked at a burnt picture frame of her and her father, "...Dad... I'm... I'm so sorry..." Tears started to roll off her cheeks, "Just when... Just when I thought I had a clue for your killer... I need more power!"
That is when a trapdoor opened and she started to fall down a corridor. A corridor that will lead her to her...destiny.
A/N: I will most likely finish the rest of Episode 1 in the next chapter. That being said, I most likely will take Kill la Kill in a situation that may or may not deviate from the canon (Mostly because... It only makes sense that it will). Anyways, expect this insanity to continue!
Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Stay tuned for the next one!