Hotel Damages
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Summary: Garcia interrogates Hotch, Emily, JJ and Dave to find out the truth behind their relationships...
A/N: So this had originally planned to be separate oneshots but I decided that I'd post these as a three chapter fic for this series. So here's chapter two of the long awaited Hotel Damages series. Enjoy.
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Friedrich Nietzsche said, "I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you."
Garcia stood in front of the two couple in the break room, giving each of them all a long hard stare as she started to pace around the desk.
"You all know why you're here" Garcia began and said "So don't even think of trying to worm your way out of this."
"Garcia, look..." Hotch started but was cut off by a look directed at him.
"You will not speak unless spoken to" she emphasized "I've got my muscles here to back me up."
The four look first at Kevin and hold in a laugh, Reid and find it amusing than at a buffed out looking Morgan and contemplate this situation.
"Look, Garcia, we have actual work to do" JJ started, pausing when she saw Morgan shoot her a look of silence.
"No you don't, Strauss put us all on stand down" Garcia informed the group, "I can make sure it stays that way unless I start getting some answers."
"Can I get a 'hoo ha sergeant'?" Emily muttered under her breath hearing Hotch, JJ and Dave laugh at the comparison of Garcia to a drill sergeant.
"What was that Princess?" Morgan said from his place standing in front of the door.
"Why is our private lives under the microscope?" Emily said to which JJ nodded her head in agreement.
"Oh I don't know probably because you four caused ten thousand dollars worth of damages to a hotel room" Garcia reminded the pair.
"Still say it wasn't my fault" JJ muttered under her breath.
Hotch and Dave flashed the petite blonde a look.
"What?" JJ asked, glaring at the two men.
"Getting back to the matter at hand, just answer a few simple questions and you'll all be free to go" Garcia told the four.
"What kind of questions?" Dave asked suspiciously.
"Any kind I find relevant" Garcia said.
"Fine" Emily groaned, stretching her arms then looked up at the blonde, "Let's get this over with."
"Goody Gumdrop" Garcia said clapping her hands "How long have you been seeing each other?"
Emily looked over at Hotch who just shrugged his shoulders indicating for her to answer.
"A little over eight months" Emily said shocking the interrogators.
"Eight months?" Garcia said in wonderment "What the hell was I doing that I didn't notice?"
"Probably doing Kevin" Emily said earning snickers from her fellow prisoners.
"Ha ha, very funny" Kevin grumbled, looking over at Garcia who didn't seem to care more interested in the length of the two's dating status.
"How about you Jayje?" Garcia asked the younger woman "How long have you and the Italian Stallion here been together?"
Dave looked over at his girl who was more intent with looking at her hands than answering the interrogators question.
"Three months" Dave answered looking down at his watch, wondering how long this would take.
"Three months?" Garcia repeated "I gotta start snooping better you four flew right underneath my glittery radar."
Morgan felt glad that the four had found happiness, chuckled when Emily and JJ shot Garcia looks to ask if the inquisition was over.
"Look are we done now?" Emily asked using an authoritative tone that usually would work if her cheeks weren't so pink with embarrassment.
"I mean it is our personal life, why do you find it so interesting?" JJ asked rubbing her forehead.
"Because mine is not as fascinating as you all with dating members of your team" Garcia said looking over at Kevin, "No offense dumpling, but this is just too juicy not to be interested in."
"None taken, I think." Kevin said.
"Are we done yet?" Hotch asked looking at his cell phone praying for interruption even from the Ice Queen herself.
Garcia sighed, nodding for Morgan to unlock the door "I guess for now."
Sighing with relief the four got up and waited for Morgan to move from the door to make an exit.
"But if any of you end up engaged or pregnant than we'll be doing this again real soon" Garcia called out, watching them leave the room.
The four left the conference room with dread.
"Hide your ring" Hotch told Emily.
"Don't think of throwing up in the bathrooms on this floor, she probably planted cameras everywhere" Dave whispered to JJ.
"Crap" Emily muttered turning her ring around.
"I'm going to kill her" JJ grumbled, "Justifiable homicide, I think I can get away with that."
Morgan looked down to the bullpen, before turning to the two computer analysis, "You know they all walked out of here scared."
"That my chocolaty God is why the good Lord invented hackers" Garcia said "Now hack away to see if there are any big purchases to see if my gumdrops are engaged or expecting bundles of joy."
"Can't we just give them their privacy?" Kevin asked sitting in front of his lap top feeling guilty.
"Um... Hello have we met?" Garcia said "Do I look like the type of person to respect people's privacy?"
"Guess not" Kevin muttered getting to work.
"This is going to be so good" Garcia said, clapping her hands in excitement then started hacking away.
"Here we go again" Morgan muttered with an eye roll before turning his attention to the four in the bullpen.
Pietro Aretino said, "I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies."
To Be Concluded...
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