OC Showcase: Jackie and Jillian

It starts in a very nice morning in Jillian's apartment where she was waking up. But she looked very ugly: her hair was a mess and her face was covered with make-up that forgot to remove last night. She put on her robe and bunny slippers and went to the kitchen where she found out Jackie, wearing a 'Kiss The Cook' apron and making breakfast.

"Good morning, Jelly Bean!" Jackie greeted.

"AH!" Jillian screamed "Jackie, what are you doing here?"

"I wanted to see early this early, but you let your door opened, so I thought 'hey, maybe I should make a delicious breakfast for my girlfriend!" Jackie said.

"Aw, that's sweet, Jackie...but I'm not in a mood" Jillian said with a sad tone.

"What's the matter?" Jackie asked.

"Nothing, I'm just not in a mood" Jillian answered.

"Well, I can change that with one of my famous omelettes!" Jackie said, throwing a omelette up in the air, just to land on his face "AAAAAHHHHH! IT BURNS!" Jackie ran away to Jillian's bathroom to put his head on the toilet "Ah...that's better. Wow, you really keep your toilet clean"

"Thanks, but, seriously, I'd like to be alone and have a shower" Jillian said.

"Okay..." Jackie said, leaving the bathroom as Jillian entered.

But when Jillian closed the door, Jackie stayed a little to hear Jillian crying.

Later, Jackie went to the Griffins' house to meet up with Brian, who's taking care of Amalia.

"I really need your help, Snoopy" Jackie said.

"I'm Brian" Brian corrected.

"Sorry, Brian, Jillian looks very sad today and I don't know why" Jackie explained.

"Sad? Hmm...wait, what's the date today?" Brian asked.

"September 26" Jackie answered.

"Oh god, not today" Brian complained.

"What is it?" Jackie asked.

"Jackie...maybe Jillian never told you, but...today it's the anniversary of her late husband: Derek Wilcox" Brian said.

"Oh yeah, him..." Jackie said with a sad tone "What should I do?"

"Well, the best you can do is to leave her alone for the rest of the day" Brian said "I'm sure she'll eventually get over it"

"Or maybe I can buy her a pet to make her happy all the time!" Jackie said "Brian, you're a genius!"

"That's not what I..." Brian said.

"See you later, alligator!" Jackie said, leaving.

"I'm also not an alligator" Brian said as Amalia pooped her diaper "Oh, not again. Don't worry, sweetie, Daddy will take care of it"

"Yeah, he's gonna lick it like he did..." Stewie said.

"Shut up, Stewie!" Brian shouted.

Jackie went to a pet store where the owner is a Chinese man.

"Hello, I'm looking for a pet for my girlfriend" Jackie said.

"Oh, we have a lover in my store!" The owner cheered "Come with me, I got what you want"

Jackie followed him to a basement where there's tons of exotic animals. One of them is a baby alligator with yellow eyes.

"This creature has just arrived from the Galapago Islands: a baby toothless alligator!" the owner said.

"Wait, did you say ALLIGATOR?!" Jackie screamed of horror.

"Not worry, it's toothless!" the owner said, opening its mouth and there was no single tooth.

"Cool...I'll take it!" Jackie said, taking out his wallet "How much?"

"Well, since it's for a lovely lady, I won't charge" the owner said, putting the alligator on an empty fishbowl with sand and give it to Jackie.

"Really? SWEET!" Jackie cheered, taking the animal

"But one important detail: you shall never feed him AFTER midnight!" the owner said with a dark tone "Or terrible, TERRIBLE things may happen!"

"Okay...no food after midnight, got it..." Jackie said, kinda scared.

"Good, have a nice day, sir" the owner said.

Meanwhile, Jillian was watching Casablanca while she's eating ice cream in her bathrobe.

DING-DONG

"Go away, I wanna be alone!" Jillian said.

"Jillian, it's me: Jackie!" Jackie said, off-screen.

Jillian got up to see Jackie with a warped present.

"Jackie, I told you: I wanna be alone" Jillian said.

"I know, just open this present I brought for you and then ask me if you still wanna be alone" Jackie said.

"Jackie, I'm not in a mood for presents" Jillian said "Let's just leave it at that"

"Please, Jelly Bean, you know how much you like presents!" Jackie said.

"Oh, well, if it's from you, I'll take it!" Jillian said, unwarping the present to reveal the toothless alligator "Huh?

"TA-DA!" Jackie exclaimed.

"What is that?" Jillian asked.

"A new pet for you!" Jackie said "I know it's not a chihuahua like the ones from Beverly Hills, but with it, you won't be alone"

"Oh...my...GOD!" Jillian cheered, grabbing the baby alligator and snuggling it "I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! It's like a little Yoshi! Oh, that will be his name: YOSHI!"

"Okay, just don't ride on it like Mario and don't feed it after midnight" Jackie said "The latter rule is serious"

"Okay!" Jillian agreed, looking at Yoshi "Who's my little bug!"

"It's a reptile" Jackie corrected.

"Raptor, who's my little raptor?" Jillian asked, cooing it "You're not like those meanie raptors from that Spielberg movie: E.T."

"Okay, now I'm becoming a little jealous" Jackie said.

"Don't be Jelly, Jackie" Jillian said "I can love both my boyfriend and my pet. Hey, why don't you stay here for a slumber party!"

"Wow, you and me?" Jackie asked, blushing.

"And Yoshi!" Jillian added, hugging it "We're gonna have a three-way tonight!"

"Whoa, now you definitely don't know what you're saying" Jackie said, very worried.

"What? Doesn't guys like three-ways?" Jillian asked.

"You know what? Never mind, I'll bring out my jammies" Jackie said, going for his pajamas.

"This is gonna be more fun than the time we went to the Comic-Con!" Jillian said.

Flashback

Jackie (dressed like Spock) and Jillian (dressed like the three-breasted woman from Total Recall) were in the Comic-Con as all the men were drooling at her.

"Why did you choose that outfit?" Jackie asked.

"Because all the men are nice to me when I wear outfits like these" Jillian answered.

"What about the outfit of Carol Marcus from Star Trek Into Darkness?" Jackie asked.

"I only have the underwear" Jillian answered.

"You know what? Never mind" Jackie said.

Flashback's end

Jackie and Jillian were in their pajamas as they were watching Casablanca.

"I didn't know you like classics" Jackie said.

"I used to watch it with...Derek..." Jilliam said with a sad tone, but she quickly smiled "That's weird, this movie reminds me Barb Wire with Pamela Anderson, but completely different. Is that a ripe-off?"

"It's rip-off and no, that's the original movie since it came out first" Jackie said "No wonder why Eddie hates Hollywood sometimes"

Then Yoshi's stomach was rumbling.

"Hey, looks like Yoshi is hungry" Jillian said.

"Didn't you feed him already?" Jackie asked.

"No, I'm not suppose to feed him before midnight" Jillian answered "That's what you said"

"No, it's AFTER midnight" Jackie corrected "What time it is?"

Jillian checked out the clock and it was 11:15 P.M.

"Good, we still have time" Jackie said.

"Come with me, Yoshi, I'll make a delicious meal!" Jillian said.

A few minutes later, Jillian made a plate full of pizza, friend chicken, ice cream, whipped cream, bananas, peanut butter, chocolate chip cookies and cherries.

"Enjoy it!" Jillian said, feeding Yoshi with it.

"Huh...Jillian, I don't think that's what you suppose to feed the alligator" Jackie said.

"Come on, Jackie, it's a baby and babies love eating that kind of food" Jillian said "I know that, because me and Zack used to eat that all the time"

"And you guys never got fat?" Jackie asked.

"Zack did, but I didn't" Jillian answered "I lose weight faster than him"

Flashback

We see a overweight preteen Zack waiting in the bathroom.

"Sis', are you done yet?!" preteen Zack asked.

A teenage Jillian came out and she had a little vomit on her mouth.

"It's all yours, just don't break it with your poopy!" teenage Jillian said.

Flashback's end

Next morning, Jackie and Jillian slept in the same bed until Jillian happily woke up.

"Oh, what a beautiful day! Good morning, apartment" Jillian said as she got up and went to the living room...which it was half destroyed "Good morning, half-destroyed living room" she went to the kitchen...which it was also half-destroyed "Good morning, half-destroyed kitchen" and she went to Yoshi's fishbowl...which it was completely broken with Yoshi missing "Good morning, Yo-" but she realized Yoshi is missing "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Jackie quickly woke up and went to see Jillian.

"Jillian, what's wrong?!" Jackie asked as he looked at the half-destroyed apartment "Oh my god, what the hell happened?"

"Forget the apartment, Yoshi's gone!" Jillian said as she started crying "My..little frog disappeared..."

"Maybe some burglars came in to trash this place" Jackie said.

"And maybe they're the ones who kidnapped Yoshi!" Jillian said "Let's find these bad guys!

So Jackie and Jillian called the police.

"So, you told me some burglars terrorized your apartment and kidnapped your alligator pet?" Joe asked.

"Yes, it's a baby toothless alligator" Jackie explained "Its name is Yoshi"

"And it's the cutest pet I've ever had!" Jillian said.

"That information isn't relevant, Ms. Russell" Joe said.

"Of course it is! How would you feel if somebody cute from you is taken away from some jerks?!" Jillian asked.

Joe took out his wallet to look at a photo of Susie.

"Good point" Joe said.

"Hey, boss, look!" A cop said, looking at the TV.

TV Cutaway

"Hello, I'm Tom Tucker" Tom said.

"And me, Joyce Kinney" Joyce said.

"Quahog is attacked by a Spider-Man villain: the Lizard" Tom said.

"The Lizard? Is him a Spider-Man villain?" Joyce asked.

"You're a girl, you don't read comic books" Tom said "But anyway, Ollie Williams has a declaration about the situation. Ollie?"

We see Ollie was in the downtown where scared people are running away.

"WE'RE SCREWED!" Ollie said.

"Thanks Ollie" Tom thanked.

TV Cutaway's end

"A giant lizard?" Jackie asked as he looked at Jillian's clock that it's still 11:15 P.M. and he realized...IT WAS DISCONNECTED! "OH MY GOD!"

"What is it, Jackie?" Jillian asked.

"The Chinese man!" Jackie said, leaving the apartment.

Meanwhile, in the pet shop where the owner was feeding his parrot, Jackie, Jillian and the cops appeared.

"Today's closed!" the owner said, very scared.

"Listen, Kim Jong-Il, what happen if you feed that toothless alligator after midnight?" Jackie asked.

"I told you, terrible things could happen" the owner said.

"What terrible things?" Jackie asked.

"We can do it at the easy way or the hard way, either way, you're going down" Joe said.

"All right, I confess!" the owner said "It grows into a monstrosity!"

"I knew it!" Jackie said.

"No, no my Yoshi!" Jillian said.

"You're under arrest" Joe said, handcuffing him.

"Hey, it wasn't my fault, these two morons didn't follow the instructions!" the owner said.

"I gotta go!" Jillian said, leaving the store.

"Jillian, wait!" Jackie called, following her.

Meanwhile, in Quahog's downtown; Matt as White Magician appeared to face off the monster.

"Hey, mini-Godzilla, aren't you suppose to be in Tokyo?!" Matt asked.

The smoke from a building ceased, revealing a mutated large lizard.

*ROOOOOOARRR*

The lizard tackling him and they both ended in a museum that says 'Little Quahog Museum', that's basically a smaller scale recreation of Quahog. They both fought while they destroy small buildings and even Lizard shoots fire from his mouth.

"Hey, only I shoot fire!" Matt said, shooting fire balls from his hands.

The lizard grabbed his neck with its tail and slammed him several. Then it threw him out of the museum back to the downtown.

"Wow...you're one bad mother-lizard" Matt said, getting up and using his healing spell to heal himself.

But the lizard came back.

*ROOOOOOARRR*

"YOSHI!" Jillian exclaimed.

The lizard turned around to see Jillian.

"Jillian, are you nuts?!" Jackie asked.

"Yoshi, stop all this and come back home...with me" Jillian said, she offered her hand.

The lizard stared at Jillian for a few seconds as sentimental music is played...but then the lizard charged his fire to attack her.

"JILLIAN!" Jackie exclaimed, taking her out of the way.

But then Matt trapped the lizard in a magical bubble. He took it with him to the Beach where he threw it into the Atlantic ocean. He shot several energy blasts and one final fire blast to finish it off.

*BOOOOM*

When the vapor ceased, he took a look of the ocean and the only thing left from the lizard...was its tail.

"Phew, that was tough one" Matt said, very tired.

The cops finally appeared.

"White Magician!" Joe exclaimed "Did you finish the job?"

"Totally..." White Magician said, dropping the tail to the cops.

"Ugh, gross" a cop said.

"No...he's gone!" Jillian cried as Jackie comfort her.

"I'm really sorry, Jelly Bean" Jackie said "This is my fault, I bought that pet to make you happy, but I only made you sadder"

"Wait, what?" Jillian asked, cleaning off her tears.

"I did that, because you were mourning by your previous husband's death and I wanted make you happy"

"You...sniff...did this for me?" Jillian asked.

"You're my girlfriend after all" Jackie said.

"Jackie...I wanna go home...with you" Jillian said.

"All right, Jelly bean" Jackie said, taking her back to the apartment.

Then a final scene with the lizard drowning in the deeps of the ocean. It slowly opened an eye and it saw a small glowing crater.

End of the Chapter