DISCLAIMER: I usually don't put up disclaimers, but I just feel like it, so shut up and enjoy. By the way: I NO OWNEY AKATSUKI, NARUTO & COMPANY, OR ANY OTHER BRAND NAMED ITEM IN THIS STORY...
Like I said, shut up and enjoy the oocness.
"Chapter Two: Random Make Out Sessions"
The Akatsuki had arrived at Camp Akatsuki at four in the morning, and they were all seperated into their own cottages like this:
Cabin 1: Pein, Konan
Cabin 2: Zetsu,
Cabin 3: Itachi,
Cabin 4: Sasori,
Cabin 5: Hidan,
Cabin 6: Deidara,
Cabin 7: Kakuzu, Kisame, Tobi,
The last cabin they just threw the ones that were the most annoying together. Kakuzu didn't mind, because it saved money.
As they were all getting settled in, Konan got a phone call on her cell. " Pein, without love, Pein, can't get enough. Pein, I like it rough, Cause I'd rather feel Pein that nothing at all..."
She whipped out her phone, and answered it in her cool professional voice.
"Konan here, can I help you?"
She waited while the person talked.
"Uh-huh. I see. We have room for a few extra people. Yes, we just got a call from another family as well. Two plus your three? Okay. That's alright with me. Yes, m'am I assure you, it's very safe out here, but its tough..." She winked at Pein.
"Mmhmm, okay. Goodbye."
"What is it?" Pein asked.
"Five new girls. The guys already have their stuff situated, so we'll just put them into the five rooms with the five guys who are alone. Let's make a list."
Cabin 1: Pein, Konan
Cabin 2: Zetsu, Ame
Cabin 3: Itachi, Keiko
Cabin 4: Sasori, Myoko
Cabin 5: Hidan, Teira
Cabin 6: Deidara, Rya
Cabin 7: Kakuzu, Kisame, Tobi
The girls arrived at six in the morning. It was still kind of dark outside, but was light enough to see.
Teira was mumbling obscenities under her breath, and every once in a while, Shikari would tell her to cut it out.
She would only get louder, directing her swears at her mother. She got to the point where she was screaming, and her mom was screaming too, but her dad just layed passed out in the floorboard, drooling and occasionally snoring.
Rya kicked her dad affectionately, and kissed him on the cheek.
He mumbled something under his breath.
"What? What did you say, you old fart?" Teira asked, somehow managing not to swear.
"I said, don't forget the thought of hamby meet."
Teira rolled her eyes, replying, "Yeah, I love you too, you fuckin drunk."
Keiko bent down to kiss her dad's cheek, and he puked in her face.
"UGH! DAD THAT'S FUCKIN SICK!"
"EH? DON'T FORGET TO THAW THE HAMBURGER MEAT, VANESSA HUDGENS!"
"What the hell ever, you senile old creeper. But I still love you!"
"I love you too Vanessa Hudgens!"
"Fuck off!" Teira said, flipping her mom off, sticking her tongue out, wiggling her tongue ring.
The one that her mom didn't know about...
Hewr mother sighed, and drove away.
They had their bags, all four of them.
"Wait, why do we have four bags?" Rya asked, confused.
"Uhmmm," Keiko said, looking down.
"Umm What?" Rya asked.
"UMM SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Teira screamed. "I packed them cause unlike you two, I like dark clothes. 'Gawd, I'm stuck here with a weird hippie and a preppy retard.'
Suddenly a car pulled up, and two girls got out.
CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS:
RYA: BROWN SHOULDER LENGTH HAIR, WITH CARMEL STREAKS, BROWN EYES, WEARS LIGHT COLORS, AND LOVES SKIRTS. ALWAYS MESSING WITH HER HAIR, AND LOVES PAINTING HER NAILS. IT'S HER ART...
TEIRA: BROWN HAIR, BROWN EYES, JUST UNDER HER SHOULDER BLADES, THICK BLONDE STREAKS AND TIPS, WEARS BLACK CLOTHES AND SOME RED, TONGUE PIERCED, AND EARS PIERCED TEN TIMES- four on one six on the other- LOVES TO DRAW ANIME AND PEOPLE, LOVES SWEARING, AND BREAKING THE RULES...
KEIKO: BLACK SHOULDER LENGTH HAIR, LIGHT BROWN EYES, TWO EYEBROW RINGS IN A ROW, HAS EARS PIERCED THREE TIMES-one on one side, two on the other- WEARS ANY COLOR OF THE RAINBOW, LOVES TO WRITE AND CLIMB TREES, TATTOO OF A BIOHAZARD SIGN ON BACK OF NECK, THE WORD 'KISMET' ON HER LEFT HIP.
AME: SILVER UNDERNEATH BLACK LONG HAIR, PURPLE EYES, SILVER TIPS, LIP RING, WEARS WHATEVER SHE CAN FIND THATS CLEAN, DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MATCHING, MOSTLY BLACK THOUGH. LOVES TO READ HORROR STORIES AND PLANTS...
MYOKO: REDDISH BROWN SHOULDER BLADE-LENGTH HAIR, GREEN EYES, DARK CLOTHES, HEAVY EYELINER, INDUSTRIAL BAR PIERCING, LOVES TO LISTEN TO MUSIC...
"AME!" Teira screamed, hugging her best friend.
"MYOKO!" Rya yelled, hugging her bestie.
"Keiko, come join us in a group hug! C'mon, don't be shy!" Rya encouraged.
"Oi, who said anything about a fucking group hug?" Teira screamed, while she and her best friend backed away slowly, followed by Keiko.
"No! NO MORE HUGS!" Keiko yelled, holding her hands over her ears and rocking herself.
"GREAT! Look what you did. You made Keiko flip out." All of the girls sighed, except for Keiko, who just began to mumble to herself.
"No more, no more, no more!"
"OKAY! FINE! NO HUGS THEN!" Rya screamed, trying to get her sister to recover before she went into stage two.
Keiko's "stages"
Stage one: Crying and rocking
Stage two: Screaming and swearing
Stage three: Brutally murdering the person who annoyed her with a spork.
Keiko instantly calmed down as soon as Rya's hand reached her shoulder. Rya may have been a tad bit preppy, but she was very kind and compassionate.
The five girls entered the camp ground, and looked around in shock and awe. It was beautiful, nothing like the pamphlet described.
There was a hot spring, a pool, an inside game room, and a row of cabins. It looked like paradise.
"OI! WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Hidan screamed angrily, just noticing the fuming Teira.
"I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THE SAME THING, YOU STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKER!"
Teira threw another jumbo ravioli can at Hidan's hairgelled head.
"OI BITCH YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!"
"WHAT EVER DICK SQUEEZER!"
Hidan went back into his cabin, which was cabin number five.
Konan, whom two of the girls Teira and Keiko) had already met before the previous night.
"Hi, my name is Konan. I'm one of the camp directors. Tell me your names and I'll give you your cabin number. Each cabin had two beds, across from each other, and, because there is not male/female discretion, you will be sharing your room with a male."
'WOOT!' Rya cheered, hoping her roommate was cute.
"Okay, and just so you know, there are no rules. This is Akatuki Paradise. That's the real name of this camp. We like to help people relax, have a place to unwind, before the summer's over and they have to go back to their crazy, stressful lives. Yeah, we lied to your parents, but don't act like you've never lied before. It's not hurting them any. So, tell me your name and I'll randomly select a cabin for you."
"Rya Nara." Rya said, sticking out her perfectly manicured hand.
"Hi Rya, you're in cabin 6."
"Who's my roommate? Does he look like hot or anything? Is he nice?"
"Uhm, yes, very.. hot and nice...?"
"WOOT!" Rya ran off to her cabin, her purple and black suitcase flying wildly behind her.
"Ame Kima." Ame said monotonously.
"Cabin 2." She said quickly.
"Yippee." She said unenthusiastically.
"I'm Teira Nara, fucker."
"5." Konan said instantly.
"What the fuck ever. WAIT! ISN'T THAT?- OH SON OF A MADARA!" Teira stalked off, seething anger and muttering a string of curse words that would make her room mate proud.
"I'm Myoko Kima." The next girl said, sarcastically and somewhat defiantly, messing with her iPod.
"Cabin number 4."
"Thanks."
"My name is Keiko Nara, pleasure to meet you." Keiko stuck out her hand, her fingernails were rainbow-painted.
"Umm... Cabin 3."
"Alrighty. Nice meeting you, Konan."
"You, too." Konan said, grinning mischevously. Little did they know, Konan had just played matchmaker, and disaster was just waiting to happen...
Rya walked into her new cabin, eager to see her "hot" room mate.
She looked around anxiously, but nobody was there.
'What?' She was thinking, when she heard something.
A shower running.
She stood around awkwardly until she finally got the nerve to unpack her stuff.
Her clothes went on the dresser, her fingernail polish and her iPad, with a keyboard attatched.
She pulled out a really... interesting... pair of lacy purple underwear, when a blond guy suddenly appeared in the room in a towel.
"Hey. Who are you, hmm? And why are you in my room, not that I mind or anything..."
She turned around to hide her blushing face, as she gathered her composure, she said, "I'm your room mate. I'm Rya."
She awkwardly fiddled with the lacy panties, and then threw them underneath a pile of stuffed animals when she realized she was holding them in plain sight..
"I'm Deidara, un. You should model them for me, hmm?"
"W-what?" She stuttered, turning even redder.
"I said... Model them for me."
"Model, what? Oh. Those... I only use those for special occasions."
"Like this?"
And in one swift movement, Deidara crossed the room, and lifted his palm up to touch her neck, his hand nipping it lightly, then licking.
"Yeah, I think this is special enough!" Rya said shakily, grinning, and quickly went into the bathroom to change into the lingerie.
Ame walked into her cottage. It was pitch black, but she could see perfectly.
There was a figure hovering one of the corners by the bed.
"SO HUNGRY!"
"What the fuck? I'm hungry too but I don't go around talking in a creepy voice, telling random people." Ame said coldly.
"SO HUNGRY! MUST EAT!"
"AND I'M A VEGETARIAN! BE AFRAID, BE VERY ARAID!" She muttered
Zetsu cowered in a corner, terrified of the girl.
"YEAH, BITCH! SO IF YOUR GONNA BE MY ROOM MATE, NO PEOPLE EATING. GOT THAT? YOU'RE ON A STRICT VEGETARIAN DIET!"
"O-o-o-ok-okay."
She pulled out a piece of broccoli.
"Here, eat this. It's good. And good for you. Eating bones is bad for your digestion."
"Ugh! BROCCOLI?" Zetsu asked in his normal voice.
"Yes, it's broccoli. Eat it. Now." She commanded.
"Yes m'am." He choked out, and without even swallowing, he ate his very own cousin.
"What's your name, creepy split personality person?"
"ZETSU!" His creepy voice yelled.
"Hello, Zetsu I'm Ame."
"Pleasure to eat you, I MEAN MEET YOU!"
"Uh-huh. Likely story..."
Teira grunted loudly as she threw her two huge lime green and black duffel bags on the closest bed.
"OI, THAT'S MY BED, BITCH!" Hidan yelled.
"NOT ANYMORE, DICK MUNCHER." Teira replied through gritted teeth.
"I'M SLEEPING ON IT WHETHER YOU FUCKING LIKE IT OR NOT!" Hidan said loudly.
"WELL I AM, TOO. GUESS WE'LL BE CUDDLE BUDDIES. DUMB ASS MOTHERFUCKER."
"FUCK OFF, TWAT! I CAME FIRST!"
"YEAH YOU DID, FUCKING MINUTE-MAN!" She yelled, and Hidan growled, "OI! BITCH! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"MAKE ME, FUCK-FACE!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"I'M NOT THAT FUCKING DESPERATE" She yelled, throwing a ravioli can at his head.
"OI BITCH, WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP THOSE?"
"THE SAME PLACE YOU KEEP YOUR HAIR GEL!"
Hidan grinned, wickedly.
"EW! I MEANT MY BACK POCKET, YOU FREAKY ASS MOTHERFUCK!"
"What makes you think I don't put my hair gel anywhere else?" Hidan asked, for once not swearing or using any foul language.
"Because. I'm psychic."
"BITCH YOU'RE MENTAL!"
"BITCH YOU'RE RETARDED!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"I CAN'T FUCK MYSELF, DUMB ASS!"
"WELL I AM NOT GONNA DO IT FOR YOU!"
"NOT WILLINGLY!" Teira grins evilly.
"Bitch, I'm always willing."
"Cause you're a slut."
"You know you want this."
"So? Don't act like you don't want this, either."
"BITCH!"
"ASSHOLE!"
And with that, well, lets just leave right there. I'd die blushing if I told you the rest.
Myoko turned up her iPod full blast, and started humming "Master of Puppets" by Pantera.
Then, she looked up from the tetris game she was playing to see a red-haired guy sitting in a desk, dressed in all black, an expressionless face looking down at the blueprint of some kind of design.
He didn't even look up to see the russet haired girl enter, shining in the dark.
But when he heard the song, his head snapped up, a look of interest on his face.
"Who are you?" He asked curiousity in his somewhat emotionless voice.
"Myoko. Your new room mate."
"Sasori."
Myoko said nothing else to the red haired teen, and began to put her belongings away in the dresser, setting her belongings out: her iPod, her iPhone, her notebooks, a few reading books, a make up bag, her phone and iPod charger, her Disturbed and Marylin Manson posters, and last but not least, a toothbrush, shaving cream and a razor.
Sasori turned back to his work, but used a different paper, a fresh one. He had a new inspiration for a puppet...
Lastly, Keiko arrived in her new room, looking around in the dark, her eyes easily adjusting.
A man sat on a bed, reading. In the dark.
"Itachi." He said.
"What?"
"My name is Itachi."
"Keiko. Wanna listen to music?"
"What kind?"
"All kinds, mostly rock."
"Throw in Underoath and it's a deal."
So Keiko put Underoath on her mp4 player, and connected it to the speakers she had brought. They jammed out while she put away her stuff.
"Maybe we, why don't we... Sit right here for half an hour. We'll speak of what a waste I am..."
"Do you have any of the Almost? Or From Autumn To Ashes?"
"Yes and Hell yes."
"Keiko?"
"Yeah?"
"I fucking love you."
"Really?" She asked sarcastically, then said, "Everyone loves the Coo-coo Keiko!"
Itachi looked at her, trying to figure her out.
But couldn't.
Because she was unreadable, unprediactable, different...
"I can see why." He muttered dryly.
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