A/N: Yes..so blame MsKasuten. That letter was pure love, mostly 'cos I ship Spamano so hard XD
MSKasuten contributed the letter from Spain.
Underlined text is France (Cameo!)
Bold text is Prussia.
Normal text is Hungary.
'…' coupled with styled [bold/normal] represent Prussia's and Hungary's thoughts respectively.
Bold text denoted between –insert thing here– are Prussia's actions and normal text denoted in the same way are Hungary's. There won't be too many thoughts and actions.
Big Sister 601's Advice Column: Spain
Oh! We already have our first..
Why am I here again?
Just open the letter unless you want to get a taste of my pan again.
You are one scary…err, nothing. Don't give me that look! It doesn't scare me in the sligh –
Ugh! He's too annoying. Its so much better when he's unconscious anyway. Now lets read this – wait. Something's wrong, isn't it, Prussia?
Too quiet?
Yes, too – how are you even up so early? Have you developed an immunity to my pan or what? Hmm~ that's not going to do~ I have to find something else to hit you with, then.
Its because I'm awesome, not because of your stupid frying pans and immunity – though my immune system is awesome, too, since its mine, after al – OW! Hey, you could just ask me to stop!
That's what I did!
In a way that doesn't involve a frying pan in the face!
This way is so much quicker.
-sweatdrops-
So what were we talking about? Too – oh! Where's France?
-shrug- Eh, probably went to harass someone else.
Right. Lets open this letter, then.
Why the fuck are you nosebleeding?
-Ignoring Prussia completely and on purpose, reading aloud- So, Spain says:
Mes amigos,, Hola~ Spain here! How are you doing? :)
Why, Toni, we are all doing very well here –
Except for the awesome me, who got stuck with this psy - -looks at frying pan- unawesome bi- woman, and is being greeted by a frying pan every two minut –
-Ignoring Prussia again and talking over him- but I am even better now that someone finally decided to do something about their – problems.
Like they can't guess it from your nosebleed… 'Although, being as oblivious as he is, Toni would probably not get it' –sighs- I'm here for some advice... si..
And I'm here to give it to you.
-cringes- 'Whats with that rape face..?' You know mi tomate Lovi~? Ahh, well.. He's been very difficult lately.. It was never usually this bad with him, but..
Holy shit Erzsbeta! Stop that! So much blood loss can't be good for health!
'Mi Tomate..so cute!' I am used to it anyway, Gil. Stop freaking out. You are annoying me – wait. Who am I kidding? When do you not?
Screw this unawesome shit – I am outta here –
Try and I'll break every bone in your body.
-sweatdrops again and sits in emo corner- Well, lately he has been avoiding me.. He won't answer his calls or texts, every time I visit him, Ita-chan always answers saying Lovi is busy.. At world meetings, I'll always catch him staring at me, and when I do he'll always look away with a flushed red face. Do you think he's ill? His face is always red every time I see him.. Maybe that's why he won't let me in his house.. Perhaps he doesn't want to get me ill? Ah, well... That's all I have to say really.. Reply soon, si? Spain.
Erzsbeta…? 'nah, the unawesome bitch threatened me . . . but what if she dies..? I ought to call the ambulance, really…Now where's my cellphone..?'
I'm alright! I'm fine! -grabs a beer and chugs it down-
Oh God Toni! I knew you could be dense, but to be so dense as this!
'What do you know… he can be denser than this, even.'
Toni~ can't you see it yet? Lovi really likes you, and that's why he's behaving like that! He probably thinks you don't really like him, and thus can't accept his feelings for you. Hence the maintain a distance and all! But don't worry! Big Sister is here to help you! First of all, you should show him how much you appreciate him! Take him to a romantic candlelight dinner, in a secluded spot. And you must cook it yourself! That's a must!
Wait…are you saying that England can't ever win someone over like this? Because if he cooks, that person would probably die on the spo – Umph!
Don't you dare interrupt me! So, as I was saying, make it romantic. Shower him with all your affection and attention. If he refuses to let you in, serenade him till he comes out. Wait. That's if you can sing. Don't try it unless you can sing really well, since its … well, Lovino.
He won't give in easily, and he will continue to be in denial as long as he can, but you must be persistent and break through all his barriers – Gil?
Yes?
Why are you shivering?
N-nothing.
Really? –Raises eyebrows-
I-I .. I just thought of Natalya –shudders-
-shivers- Yeah, lets not talk of her right now. Back to what we were –
– Not us, just the unawesome YOU!
–AsI was saying! You must break through all his barriers! And I know you can do it, since you are the Country of Passion.
And don't forget:
I WANT PICTURES AND – IF POSSIBLE – VIDEO FOOTAGE AND –
Can't you just take those from those hidden spy cameras you had had installed in every nation's house?
H-How on earth do you know that?
Keseseseseseseseseseseseses – GAH! STOP THAT! YOU ARE SCARIN – I-I I mean UNSETTLING the Awesome Me! STOP IT I SAY!
T.B.C.
A/N: Seriously guys, if you can follow, that means you like this, right? SO don't let it DIE a horrible death from lack of momentum! Review as nations! If you just alert and favourite and move on, I can't keep this up alone for long –cries-
Thanks and cookies to MsKasuten. Yay for Spamano! 3 3
You made me type four pages. Congrattz. As soon as I saw this I went " Gah Spamano MUST DO NOW!" XD
I apologise for any formatting fail. My PC was formatted and I lost my OpenOffice. I'm stuck with MSWord and its not the most compatible with FFn, so I have been told.