Dark Industry

by ARI4PHANTINEXX

Dark Industry is a group of wannabe terrorist/world conquering group (hard to tell which) who go on a lot of misadventures and attempt to fulfill their goals, but always a mishap happens. This takes place in the same world as the TV show South Park though eventually it has a some crossovers involved later on including, but not limited to, Star Wars, WWE, Fantine, and Alex Rider.

2. Chapter 2:trying again

Meanwhile in Crazville, Shadow was waiting for Scorpion and Fox to return from their mission. Then one of the members Dragon started singing "Chacaron Macaron" by El Mudo. " Is it possible for you to shut up for 5 seconds!" snapped Shadow. " Why?" challenged Dragon. " Oh I got 5 good reasons" hissed another member Wolf. He took out a paintball gun and shot 5 times. " Okay" said Dragon. " Thank you" muttered Shadow. Meanwhile at a bus stop nearby, Scorpion and Fox were sitting down miserably. Then a bank robber who was running by stopped and pointed his gun at them and said freeze. " You freeze Bee'otch!" snapped Scorpion as he and Fox took out M-16 rifles. Oh S%&t I'm screwed, thought the robber. Scorpion began " Now back up, put the gun down and give me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bublicious bubble gum." Fox added " And some Skittles and M&M." Back at the HQ, Shadow was wondering where the heck are they. He tried calling them, but they wouldn't answer. Lightning suggested they send out a search crew, but Shadow snapped at him. Shadow and the rest of Dark Industry decided to play cards for a while. It was going great until 2 F-16 jets flew by and Shadow panicked. "Relax" began Eagle. " They are not going to get you." " How do you know that?" asked Shadow. Eagle didn't want to point out that they are the wussiest terrorist group there ever was, but he instead told them that they aren't really public. " (censored)" muttered Shadow.

Meanwhile Scorpion and Fox were waiting for their food at a restaurant. When they waiter took too long, Scorpion snapped at him and called his mom slutty. " Enjoy your Spaghetti!" Snapped the waiter as he threw it and it hit Scorpion in his face. " You're so rude." After that they decided to go catch a movie at the theater. While they were in line, Fox tripped a man running by and it turned out to be a robber. Fox and Scorpion both were congratulated by the cops and given 50,000 dollars in cash. When they got back to the HQ, they bragged to everybody. Shadow asked about the mission and when he heard the news he got pissed. " Calm down" said Jaguar. " We could use that money." Shadow asked for what purpose. Lightning told him they could get good weapons. Eagle told him they could get military gear. Hunter said they could make a huge nuclear weapon and Shadow loved the idea. " Get started immediately ."he said with a grin. World domination would come soon.