A/N: Well, I`m back! And I´ve brought you a new chapter with wonderful ways to inflict pain/humiliation on Kisame or just to annoy him!^^

Thank you for all the wonderful reviews! They made me happy.=) Oh, and Bloodangel92? I loved your idea and added it straight away. And before we begin to annoy Kisame, I just wanted to say that if you all have any good ideas, don`t hesitate to contact me and I`ll add them!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.(Though I would want to own Itachi...^^)

1. Call him "Chum" (A/N: Chum is shark food=)

2. Tell him that Jaws was the worst movie ever.

3. Appear suddenly infront of him and try to catch him in a pokeball.

4. Buy him an indestructable Gai-Beat-Up doll.

5. Introduce him to Lee, the mini-Gai.

6. Tipp Gai off that Kisame would like to take a few lessons on "youthfulness" and set him loose on him.

7. Ask him if he had any problems growing up with other children, and weather they made fun of him for he`s blue.

8. Ask him since he`s blue, he`ll take over Valentine`s Das, since the Grinch was green and took over Christmas.

9. Set him up on a date with a real girl shark that wears a pink bow and lipstick ( lol, just imagine!).

10. Steal his beloved Samehada while wearing heavy duty gloves so it won`t spike you and ruuuuuuuuuuuun awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.....

11. Set him up on a blind date with Gai.

12. Start singing „Under The Sea" around him and see how he reacts.

13. Ask if his hair always stood up like that and just how much gell he needs for it...

14. Ask him how much dye he needed to dye his body blue, and his hair.

15. Set him up for plastic surgery to see if they can get rid of his blue skin.

16. Ask if his WHOLE body is blue.

17. Sneek pink dye in his shampoo bottle and tell him later on that he actually looks quite nice with pink hair as it makes a nice contrast with his skin.

18. Ask if he`s a relative of Jaws.

19. Ask if he „does it" the human or the shark way.

20. Ask just how exactly he reproduces.

21. Ask if he came out of a egg as some sharks lay eggs.

22. As he walks under a building, sit on top of the building and have a fishing rod and go fishing for kisame with shark chow as bait!

23. Ask if all his family was blue and let him know that it isn`t what is on the outside, but what`s on the inside that matters....

24. Go for a seven hour marathon of playing `Blue` around him.

25. Show him yaoi pics of him and Gai.

26. Ask if he`s ever dated a fish.

27. Ask how he feels about all the yaoi pics of him and Itachi.

28. Show him yaoi of him and Itachi.

29. (If you`re a Mermaid Melody fan, you`ll understand this one...lol) grab one of the mics from Mermaid Melody and say their catch phrase and try to destroy him with your Pichi Pichi Pitch powers!!!

30. Organize a huge Akatsuki BBQ party and try to grill him.

31. Hand him to a starved Chouji...(SUSHI!!!!XD)

32. Bring him to Darla from Finding Nemo.

33. Ask if he thinks that Goldfish crackers are offensive.

34. Tell him that people should continue polluting the oceans.

35. Tell him that you`re a sharkhunter, and carry a harpoon with you.

36. Try and harpoon at kisame, and when he looks angry at you, say `There he blows!´

37. Play the `Jaws` theme whenever he enters a room/village

38. Everytime you see him stop whatever you`re doing and start to sind the `Kleiner Hai` song and do the dance...XD

39. (Idea by Madm) Keep playing the song `I`m blue` over and over to him.

So, please review, and remember to pm me if you have any good ideas!;)

Next time.....hm, I don`t know who will be up next, but maybe Zetsu? Christmas is coming up, and what would it be without a tree? (Wow, that even rhymed!)