Hey, this is Polar again.
I've read all six reviews I got for the first chapter and I am glad you all enjoyed it.
I've finely bothered to write the second chapter, I hope you all enjoy this as well.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. That honour goes to Eiichiro Oda.
Also, there's a self parody in this chapter of a actual conversation I had with another author. I basically asked for the author to write something for me and when the author refused, I tried to force the idea. As a result, this fan fic has become a little more personal. I hope it serves as a appropriate apology.
Alright, lets get this started!
Force your way
It was a dark but peaceful night. The moon has half full and illuminating the waves of the sea with it's mysterious glow. Though the fish of the ocean flour ,forever in darkness, continued to swim to live their natural lives, Thousand Sunny Go was flouting in the now calm water, it's anchor keeping it in place.
The Straw Hat crew were sleeping just as peacefully. Luffy was sprawled on the bottom of the hammock like bunk bed, with one arm around the young Chopper, who was afraid to sleep alone that night, and as Chopper snuggled closer to Luffy, who was drooling from his dream where he discovered the Island of Meat.
Atop from Luffy was his trusty sharpshooter Ussop, who was unconsciously tossing and turning in his sleep from his worry from the earlier events. Beside Ussop in the other hammock like bunk bed was Sanji. He was currently kissing his pillow because of his dream, where he was surrounded by many beautiful women.
In Franky's Work Station, Franky had ended up falling asleep on his desk while he was making further modifications to his new invention. Brook was at the front of the ship, next to the helm, playing a soft, mysterious and appealing tune with his dearly beloved violin. Nami slept alone in her room as best she could and hoped that when she woke up, nothing terrible would have happened.
Zoro took to sleeping near the entrance in the gym like crows nest for the night, for when he woke up, he intended to do some more training and to better his already mastery of swordsmanship. And lastly, Robin was comfortable wrapped in a large blanket and laying on the bench of the crows nest, sleeping peacefully despite not being in her usual sleeping quarters.
But on this peaceful night, a lone figure emerged from the ocean, climbing on Sunny and proceeded to climb up to the crows nest. Careful not to wake up the sleeping swordsman, the figure, who was a man, scanned the room in the dark to find his target. And when he had, he smiled sinisterly and leered at the beautiful, peaceful and sleeping form that was Nico Robin.
Tied to his waist was large bundles of rope, and the began to take out both a small bottle of chloroform and a handkerchief from his pocket. He poured the chloroform into the handkerchief and began to quietly move closer to Robin's sleeping form. As he moved closer, he began to get more excited at the prospect of owning the body of the infamous devil child, helpless to his touch and dominating will.
When he was right above her, he then clamped the handkerchief to her mouth and over her nose. With a muffled gasped, Robin woke up instantly and in her surprise, not only breathed in a whole lot of the chloroform, but also forgot to even scream. She tried to get up to fight back but her kidnapper held a strong arm around her blanket and arms. She tried to use her powers but the combination of both surprise and tiredness made her faultier. She continued to struggle futilely until there was a really GIRLY SCREAM!
The man was know on the floor, covered in his own blood, and undoubtedly half dead. The Zoro was standing next to him, and started to sheave his blood stained sword. The scream apparently belonged to the man.
"Oh come on!" I yelled at Zoro, "He almost had her as well!"
"Did you honestly think that would work?" Zoro asked in a tired, annoyed voice.
"AAUUU No, of course not, I knew you wake up to save Robin from the dastardly villain."
"Sure you did." Zoro replied deadpan.
Robin on the other hand was trying to revise everything that just happened. First, a man somehow managed to sneak on board, and to the crows nest, without anyone noticing. Second the man had almost kidnapped her. HER, who had spent twenty two years of her life avoiding the Marines and leaving pirate crews that she joined who wanted to sell her out for her bounty. And third, she had to be saved from a guy she should have been able to easily take care of herself.
Needless to say, the infamous Nico Robin, was more embarrassed than she had been in a VERY long time, evident in her very red face.
Never the less, she had enough baring to at least thank her savier. "Thank you Zoro-San." she said, turning her head away in shame.
"Don't mention it."
"ROOOOBIIIIIIIN-CHWWAAAANN!" cried the love cook as he began to climb to the crows nest...IN THEE SECONDS? "I heard a scream, are you!..." he trailed off as he saw the scene in front of him.
"Ah, perfect timing." Zoro began, "Make yourself useful and clean out the trash." He said, referring to the man.
"And bring his equipment with you, would you Sanji-San?" Robin quickly replied in a sweet tone and soft smile, before Zoro and Sanji had another argument.
"Yes Robin-Chwan!" Sanji said in his love-love state, and quickly got the job done, throwing everything into the sea.
Brook, who also heard the scream, observed at a distance. "Well, well.", "that's something you don't see everyday, though really, I shouldn't be able to see YOOOHOOHOOHOOO!"
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The next morning, the entire Straw Hat crew were in the dinning room sitting near the table, with the exception of Sanji who was making breakfast. Robin had just finished her evaluation on the night before.
"So, let me get this strait." Nami said as she eyed Robin.
"You nearly got kidnapped, by a random guy, who somehow tracked us down, snuck on the ship, got past both Brook AND Zoro and without you being able to handle it yourself?" She asked and though her eyes were furrowed, Robin could tell she was more worried and surprised than actually angry.
"Like I said." Robin replied, still embarrassed but much more composed. "It was a very...traumatizing experience."
Nami sighed, " Kind of weird though." she commented, "Considering that I am apart of the main couple in this romance fanfic, and the fact that I was even less guarded than you, you think the guy would have come after me." Nami said with a thoughtful look.
"Yeah, you have a point." Ussop joined in, "In fact, for a LuNa pairing story, you two have probable gotten the least screen time."
"And throughout the whole thing so far," Franky joined in as well, "All the Narrator has been trying to do is get Robin out of the way."
Yeah, for a story that is suppose to focus on Luffy and Nami, this kind of sucks" Chopper added.
"Amen to that Chopper-San." Finished Brook.
"WEEELLLL ESCUUUSE ME!" I yelled sarcastically, "It's not my fault that you all can't see good plot development when your bloody living it!" Honestly, who did they think they are!
"What plot development?" Nami angrily inquired, "All you've been doing is trying to force idea into us and force Robin to do something she doesn't want to do, for your sick amusement!"
"FORCE?" I asked loudly in reply, "I don't force any one to do anything!"
"So you just repeatable tell someone to do it until someone eventually does?" Luffy (are protagonist ladies and gentlemen with his first line in the whole chapter.) asked.
"No, of course not...I just SUGGEST it to everyone until someone dose it." I corrected him.
"That's forcing ideas." everyone replied at once.
"DAAAAHHHH, who cares, my ideas are so awesome, people should do what I say, whether they like it or not!" I bellowed at them, "Robin would of ended up enjoying it anyway."
"Honestly, I'm not very comfortable about the idea of bondage." Robin said, speaking her mind, "Especially alone, with no help in case something went wrong, and even more so in the hands of a disgusting sexist of a man." she finished in a way that suggested the very words she spoke were toxic and vile.
"WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK!, I'm the Narrator, what I say goes and if your that insecure about being tied up alone!" I ranted but was interrupted by a loud "THATS IT!"
Sanji walked around the counter and pointed his knives at the ceiling where my voice was coming from. "HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY ROBIN-CHWAN AND HOW DARE YOU TRY TO GET HER TO DO SOMETHING AGENST HER WILL, YOU WILL PAY THIS TRANSGRESSION WITH YOUR LIFE! He ranted as he burst into flames and he leapt towards me, intending to make a meal out of me...only to end up flying out the door and landing into the sea.
"How did that happen?" Franky asked incredulously, "I could have sworn I had a lawn outside that door, not a pond."
"THAT'S IT!" Luffy bellowed, "I'm going to kick your ass, for insulting my Nakama, trying to kidnap Robin and distracting Sanji from making breakfast!" With that said, Luffy attacked me with a Gum-Gum Pistol.
Only he shot it towards Nami and instead of hitting her, he grabbed onto her with his stretched out arm. Realizing what was happening, both their eyes widened but before anyone could do anything, Luffy shot himself towards her. Luffy fell on top of her and ended up on the flour. The sight in front of everyone shocked the crew... but there reactions aren't very important.
Luffy, who was on top of Nami, who was laying on the ground had their lips connected!(THERE VERY FIRST KISS! YIIIIIIIPPPEEEEE!) All they could do was stare at each other in complete be wilderness as they began to feel the pleasant tingle of worms down their spines. And then they began to deepen the kiss, wrapping their arms around each others...
"*spit, spit* I JUST KISSED NAMI!" Luffy yelled with a horrified voice and expression as he continued to try to spit the kiss away.
"OH COME ON!" I complained, "I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH MY DESCRIPTION!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT STUPID NARRATOR GOT US TO DO THAT!" Nam yelled dramatically, she then covered her red face with both her hands, "I just kissed my Captain, oh no, I'm never going to live this down!" She lamented in a muffled voice.
"OH COME ON!" I complained again, "It couldn't of been that bad...AND I'M NOT STUPID!"
"THAT'S IT!" someone yelled again, it was Zoro this time.
"Is everyone going to say that?" I asked, "Because that line is getting redundant."
"Shut up!" Zoro ordered me, (HOW DARE HE!) "For making my Captain kiss that witch ageist his will, I will cut you into peaces!" With this said, Zoro drew two of his three swords.
"PREPARE TO DIE!" Zoro bellowed as leaped towards me to make good of his threat, but ended up flying towards the door, just as Sanji began to run back in.
"I'LL GET YOU BACK YOU SHITTY NAR!..." He didn't get a chance to finish his threat as Zoro fell on top of him and ended up on the flour. The sight in front of everyone shocked the crew... and there reactions were hilarious.
Zoro, who was on top of Sanji, who was laying on the ground had their lips connected!(AND THE YOAI FANS REJOICE!) All they could do was stare at each other in absolute horror as the a tingling sensation began to creep down their spines. And then they...
"I'VE BEEEEEN !" Zoro cried in a high pitched manly voice.
"Can you at least let me finish my description!" I yelled.
Sanji however was in the corner, sulking in a wimpy matter, "I kissed a man, I kissed the Merimo, I NO LONGER HAVE A WILL TO LIVE!" He cried.(literally)
The rest of the crew just looked at their four Nakama in pity. Though they really shouldn't, honestly, it's not like it's weird for Luffy and Nami to kiss for no reason. Zoro and Sanji deserved what came to them for going against The Narrator.
"So, any other objections?" I ask coolly. The crew just glared at me, but did nothing.
"Well that's good, maybe next time you will fallow my narration more closely.
"Do you honestly intend to force your way with us?" Robin asked darkly.
"Oh don't worry, I'm sure I will work something out." I announced confidently, "And mark my words, I will see you tied up and helpless and while I'm at it, I'll find a way for Nami to join you.
"What?" Nami yelled at me in disbelief.
"This is just the start, I have far more plans for all of you, especially are young couple.
"WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!" Both Luffy and Nami yelled.
"Don't go anywhere, I'll continue the plot later."
Everyone was silent. They began to feel uneasy, thinking what The Narrator would do next. Brook in all his wisdom decided to try and liven the mood with one of his songs. When it didn't work, he ended up shifting the tune to something more depressing.
Luffy however had other ideas, so he said what was on his mind, "I'm hungry." At this, Brook broke a cord. Everyone looked at Luffy, then Brook just shrugged his shoulders and began playing "The Hungry Luffy" Song.
"SANJI, FOOOOOOD!" Luffy ordered loudly with his hands in the air.
Sanji just spoke unintelligently as he sulked.
"Sanji, I'm hungry too." Nami told him, "Can you please make us breakfast?" She continued in a sweet voice.
Sanji instantly shot up. "Yes NAAAMIIIII-SWAAAAN." And went to do just that.
Chopper suddenly came out of the counter, "Is he gone?"
TO BE CONTINUED
Well, that's the second chapter done.
I hope I improved my spelling since the last chapter
Sorry again to that particular author. I hope you review this.
Tell me what you all think to this chapter please.
Reviews, Advise and Criticism would be appreciated.
I'm Polar and I hope you have enjoyed this, Later.