This short-story contains some nudity, but no sexually explicit content. It does, however, contain scenes of Yordle torture. :o

Updated this one. Again, I first wrote it late at night, so it was done hastily. This irons out some of the kinks.

#2: Peeping Toms receive just rewards – Teemo, Caitlyn, Ashe

A barely visible rustling of bushes was the only indication of the presence of the Swift Scout. Teemo crawled as slowly as possible through the bushes surrounding the outdoor baths, his every movement careful and measured. If he made a sound, he ran the risk of a terrible end.

As the Yordle scout reached the edge of a set of bushes, his mouth curled in a grin as he peered out. The sight before him was a splendid one, and well worth the risks he was taking.

Seated in one of the hot tubs, barely covered by their towels, Ashe and Caitlyn relaxed as they let pulsating air vents soothe their aching muscles after a full day of matches. Ashe, however, did not appear to be enjoying her bath as much.

"Something the matter, Ashe?" asked Caitlyn.

"N-No, nothing much…" Ashe answered. "It's just… ugh… not used to this heat…"

"Really? I guess that makes sense for an ice queen like you." Caitlyn snickered after this remark.

"Shut up. You make it sound as if living Freljord is pleasant. Finding a hot spring there is practically a miracle, and it never lasts."

"I'd imagine. But I'm curious: if it's always so cold out there, why are you always wearing that armor of yours? Need your subjects looking at your chilly tits to keep yourself warm?"

"W-What?!" Ashe's face flushed an indignant red to this as she moved her arms to cover her cleavage.

Caitlyn laughed and said, "Just kidding. I'll bet your husband would chop the head off anyone who looked at you like that."

Groaning, Ashe said, "Tryn doesn't treat me that way. At least, not in public. But he's never complained about my wardrobe."

As Caitlyn nodded to this, unbeknownst to either female, Teemo was left practically drooling as he eyed every inch of skin on the detective's body. Ashe was a beauty, no doubt, but Caitlyn was simply ravishing in every sense of the word. Every time he had laid eyes on her, Teemo's thoughts would turn lecherous. Sometimes, it would earn him a solid whack on the head from Tristana, but she was nowhere nearby.

"And what about you, Sheriff?" asked Ashe. "I'm surprised a law enforcer from Piltover would be caught dead looking like a fancy Noxian whore."

"Ouch, you don't mince words, do you?" said Caitlyn. "Well, the get-up doesn't hinder my movements much, and it gives some nice air flow, if you know what I mean. Plus when it comes to here…"

As Caitlyn said this, she curled her right arm around her breasts, clenching them together and accentuating her cleavage. Ashe frowned as Caitlyn was made such a deal out of her larger chest, tempted to show the Piltover woman a lesson. In the brush, Teemo's eyes stretched wide open as one of Caitlyn's creamy nipples almost slipped out of her towel.

"…this compartment's got more than one use," Caitlyn added. "It's an excellent place to hide a few extra rounds."

"Wait– what? You hide bullets in between your cans?" Ashe asked incredulously.

"Picked up that trick from Sarah Fortune. Thought she had run out of rounds at one time and she caught me out in the open while I was reloading. I keep spares there ever since."

"Hmm… clever."

"Yep. A shame you can't do that with your arrows." Caitlyn laughed as Ashe, unable to scoff to this joke, chuckled as well.

"I'm surprised Sarah can stand up straight with lead in her top. She's already got the largest pair out of us – you'd think she'd have back problems."

Caitlyn burst into laughter at Ashe's quip, forgetting about the condition of her towel momentarily and allowing one of her large breasts to spill out. It wasn't the largest to be found in the League, but the sheriff was certainly well-stacked.

"Wow…" Teemo whispered as he focused on the perfectly-shaped melon. It was completely round, without a single flaw upon the skin, and was adorned by a large, creamy nipple. It took an unbelievable amount of restraint for him not to rush out and grab hold of it, but he knew that if either woman saw him, he wouldn't live to tell the tale.

But then, as the Yordle stepped slowly to the side, trying to get a better view, his foot touched down on something… metal. Teemo's heart practically stopped in his small chest as, not even a second later, the Yordle Snap Trap closed around his foot, letting out its trademark clanking sound as it did. It took everything Teemo had not to yell in pain from the metal jaws around his foot.

"What the?" said Caitlyn, whipping her head to the source of the sound. The two women watched as the bushes rustled frantically now, as Teemo desperately tried to escape the trap. The officer quickly reset her towel and reached for her holster, which sat near the bath. Holding her towel with one hand, she drew her sidearm pistol from the holster with the other and aimed it at the bushes as she exited the bath.

Teemo frantically tried to pry open the trap as Caitlyn approached. Any second now, and he was a goner. What was that trap even doing there in the first place?

The jaws of the trap slowly began to pry open, eventually giving enough room for Teemo to free his foot. Freedom!

But as the Yordle tossed the trap away, he felt the sheriff's fingers wrap around the back of his neck, and knew he was doomed as he was hoisted off the ground.

"Well, well, well… what have we here?" said Caitlyn as she held the Yordle before her eyes. "A sneaky little peeping tom scout? I thought better of you, Teemo."

"Uh… h-hey there, C-Caitlyn… hey A-Ashe… eh hehehe…" Teemo stammered as Caitlyn turned him to face her. Yet even as he was staring into her glaring eyes, he could not help but peek slightly down below toward the sheriff's cleavage.

Caitlyn evidently noticed, and said, "So… you like what you see? Well I hope you realize that there's a penalty for peeping and getting caught!"

Teemo gulped as Caitlyn raised her gun's barrel to his face, shutting his eyes and hoping the end would be quick.

A moment passed, however, and nothing happened.

Slowly, Teemo opened his eyes, only to see he was no longer looking at Caitlyn. And at the same time, he felt the air around him beginning to heat up rapidly.

He looked down, and his eyes shot wide open as he saw he was being held over one of the tubs, heated up to near-boiling temperatures.

"WHAAA! Wai-Wai-Wait a second! Can't we talk this out?" Teemo yelped in panic, flailing about wildly as he tried to escape, but to no avail.

"Sorry, Teemo," said Caitlyn. "I'd give you the fuzzy cuffs treatment, but I left them back in my room."

Teemo screamed as he was dropped into the tub of boiling water. Frantically he flailed his arms in the scorching pool, trying to get to the sides, but unable to do anything but barely tread water as the water scalded him.

"Help! HELP! I'M DYIN' HERE!"

Turning to Ashe, Caitlyn asked, "Would you call this cruel and unusual punishment?"

"Unusual? Yes. Cruel? Not quite…"

"HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT! TOO HOT!" yelped Teemo.

"Oh, listen to that. Too hot for you?" asked Ashe.

Ashe then knelt down as she reached for her nearby quiver and picked out an Enchanted Crystal Arrow, bringing it over to the boiling pool.

"Then cool yourself off!"

Ashe threw the arrow into the pool, which almost immediately caused the water to begin freezing. Teemo's cries for help went silent as he too was encased in ice, the rapid change in temperature leaving a look of complete shock on his face. The only indication he was still alive was from his muffled screams.

"Now that was cruel," Caitlyn said to Ashe. Then, turning back to Teemo, she added, "Don't worry; you'll thaw out before you freeze to death."

Both Ashe and Caitlyn laughed as they left Teemo in the frozen, slowly melting tub.

One more death added to Teemo's count. :P

But as Prinny put it in Cross Edge, "Peeping's number one rule is that you have to be willing to risk your life for it, dood."

Sorry if you were expecting more smut, but I'm not aiming for these one-shots to only contain porno stuff. Some of them are meant to be more for funnies than for jerkin your gerkin. :3

Don't worry, though. I'll be sure that the next one is a lot raunchier. It'll have Miss Fortune in it, so no worries there.