Disclaimer: WE LIKE DA MOON!
Author's Notes: Yup, I'm still listening to that music...
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Chapter Two: The Extra-Special Super Happy Techno Party and the Overuse of Exclamation Points!
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(Now, when we last saw our poor, stressed out fire demon, he was late for a meeting! OH MY GOD!)
Hiei paced around his office, muttering to himself. "Now, I want to make a good entrance," he said to himself, "But I don't want it to be too grand an entrance...Now how will I do this?"
He paced and thought and paced and thought and paced and thought for about an hour.
Inside the meeting room, Kurama was just finishing up beating Kuwabara at hangman for the ninety-sixth time, Yusuke was thumb wrestling with Botan and losing miserably, Jin and Touya were playing go fish, and the old television set was watching TV. How was the television watching television, you ask? Well, you see...It's just one of those mysteries of life, like soda machines and candy bar wrappers. You know, like a jaguar? And I mean the animal, not the car. Although I suppose a jaguar could be used for transport...If someone really wanted to ride on a jaguar...You know what I mean? You do? That's good, because I don't.
Anyway...Kurama sighed as he drew in the little arms on the little hangman guy. His soul was in constant turmoil, and it was all so tragic and angsty and it made him want to watch a soap opera...Plus his boss was crazy...And his coworkers, they were probably crazy too...That weird old television set was *definitely* crazy...
Hey! This story isn't about Kurama!
...Who is it about again?
Oh. Hiei. Yeah.
...
WE LIKE DA MOON!
So, anywho, everyone was very, very bored, Kurama was slowly going insane, and Jin kept accidentally scattering the cards with a gust of wind, thus forcing he and Touya to restart their game several times. (Interestingly enough, this "accident" frequently happened when our dear little wind master was about to lose.)
Then, suddenly, a golf cart pulled by -jaguars- crashed through the door, ridden by none other than Hiei!
"Well, gentleman...And lady...let us begin," Hiei said calmly, brushing himself off. The jaguars began watching TV along with the old television set and the golf cart.
The fire youkai sat down at the head of the table. "Now, I've called you here today to review these essays you all completed." Hiei said, holding out the penguin essays Keiko had handed him earlier. "Each of you will read yours to the staff and I, to make sure that if our company ever goes into the penguin industry, we will be able to convince potential customers that a penguin is essential to their household. Yusuke, you go first." he said, passing the papers to their owners.
Yusuke awoke (he'd been asleep on the floor) and stood up, wobbling slightly. He began to read.
"Penguins, by Yusuke Urameshi. Penguins are stupid. They think they're so cool, you know? But just wait 'till we find them with all that macaroni! The end," Yusuke read, bowing and returning to his spot on the floor.
Hiei stood up angrily. "Listen to you idiots! Don't you realize that to sound professional we have to use the word 'pasta', not 'macaroni'?!" He slammed his fist on the table. "I won't stand for this any longer! I hate you all! Why are you in my house?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Hiei screamed, tossing a chair at the wall. It bounced off a jaguar's head, causing the jaguar to twitch slightly before returning to its TV show.
"I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!" Hiei yelled.
Suddenly a voice came from the general direction of the sky. "Just like you killed...Josephina...?" it whispered eerily.
Hiei immediately stopped and stared at the sky. He shook his fist at a cloud outside the window, yelling, "Stop laughing at me, you marmosets! JOSEPHINA DESERVED TO DIE!"
By now, Yusuke had seemingly gone into a coma for no particular reason, Kurama was staring listlessly at the wall, Jin was floating about the room boredly, Touya was making an ice sculpture of a polka-dotted pony, Kuwabara was doing the tango with a jaguar, and Botan was poking Kurama and waving a hand in front of his face.
Suddenly Rando appeared! "Hi everybody!" said Rando!
"Hi Dr. Rando!" said everybody!
"Hey! I have an idea!" said Rando!
"What is it?" asked everybody!
"Let's have a techno party!" said Rando! (Let's overuse exclamation points, says the author!)
"Okay!" everyone replied!
And so they did.
Hiei went and got the Orb of Baast out of his closet and strung it up like a disco ball, and Kurama went out to get some music. Unfortunately Kurama only bought Linkin Park CDs, so Botan had to go get some better music fit for an extra-special super happy techno party. Rando cheerfully made punch and cookies while Jin flew out to invite people to the extra-special super happy techno party!
Man, they invited everybody! They invited the Rokuyoukai team, Dr. Ichigaki, Sensui, Spongebob, a grasshopper, Toguro, Karasu, Yukina, Genkai, the narrator for Yu Yu Hakusho, Pikachu, Hiei's dragon of the darkness flame, the Four Saint Beasts and that annoying bird Suzaku liked to hang out with, the Powerpuff Girls, a moose, Keiko, some sailors, Ronald Mc Donald, Santa Claus, a bus full of people in New York City, a light bulb, and finally, YOU! Yes, they even invited YOU!
"So, ____(YOUR name!), would you like to come to an extra-special super happy techno party?" Jin asked you politely. Of course you nodded, because, I mean, Ronald Mc Donald was going to be there!
Jin grinned happily. "Then follow the yellow brick road!" he exclaimed! So you slid down the rainbow slide to the EXTRA SPECIAL SUPER HAPPY TECHNO PARTY!
"Is that everyone, Jin?" Touya asked. Jin nodded happily. So Kuwabara woke Yusuke up by threatening to kill Keiko, and Yusuke switched on the music after nearly blowing up Kuwabara with his spare package of dynamite.
T*E*C*H*N*O!
Soon everybody was dancing to the beat! Even Kurama, who was saved from the brink of insanity by Rando's techno party! And guess what?! You got to dance with your favorite character and hang out with them the entire party! Isn't that cool?!?!?!?! Ronald McDonald got kicked out for smoking marijuana, but otherwise everybody had a blast! Hiei forgot all about his rage and just danced, 'cause like I said in the first chapter, he loved dancing like a dog loves a cat! Somebody ended up eating Dr. Ichigaki after a while; it may have been the jaguars, but most people were pretty sure it was Botan. But nobody liked Ichigaki anyway, ne?!
Soon it was time to go home. "Oh," you said, "But I just got here!"
"QUIT WHINING, ______(YOUR name!)!" Yusuke yelled, shoving you back at the rainbow slide. So you sadly slid home. HAHA! TOO BAD FOR YOU!
After everyone went home, Rando stayed to help clean up.
"Gee, thanks, guys," Rando said. "This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me!"
Yusuke smiled. "Oh, don't mention it, buddy! You'll always be my favorite demon!"
"Mine too!" Kuwabara added.
"And mine," Botan piped up.
"I wish I could have taught you instead of Yusuke! Such a nice boy..." Genkai muttered as she left.
"YOU'RE THE GREATEST, RANDO!" everybody except Rando shouted happily.
Rando wiped the tears from his eyes. "Awww...Group hug!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAY!" they all exclaimed.
"Hey, I have an idea!" Rando said. "Let's have a techno party!"
And so they had techno parties nonstop for the rest of the week.
To Be Continued...
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Review or die!
T*E*C*H*N*O!
Author's Notes: Yup, I'm still listening to that music...
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Chapter Two: The Extra-Special Super Happy Techno Party and the Overuse of Exclamation Points!
--------------------------
(Now, when we last saw our poor, stressed out fire demon, he was late for a meeting! OH MY GOD!)
Hiei paced around his office, muttering to himself. "Now, I want to make a good entrance," he said to himself, "But I don't want it to be too grand an entrance...Now how will I do this?"
He paced and thought and paced and thought and paced and thought for about an hour.
Inside the meeting room, Kurama was just finishing up beating Kuwabara at hangman for the ninety-sixth time, Yusuke was thumb wrestling with Botan and losing miserably, Jin and Touya were playing go fish, and the old television set was watching TV. How was the television watching television, you ask? Well, you see...It's just one of those mysteries of life, like soda machines and candy bar wrappers. You know, like a jaguar? And I mean the animal, not the car. Although I suppose a jaguar could be used for transport...If someone really wanted to ride on a jaguar...You know what I mean? You do? That's good, because I don't.
Anyway...Kurama sighed as he drew in the little arms on the little hangman guy. His soul was in constant turmoil, and it was all so tragic and angsty and it made him want to watch a soap opera...Plus his boss was crazy...And his coworkers, they were probably crazy too...That weird old television set was *definitely* crazy...
Hey! This story isn't about Kurama!
...Who is it about again?
Oh. Hiei. Yeah.
...
WE LIKE DA MOON!
So, anywho, everyone was very, very bored, Kurama was slowly going insane, and Jin kept accidentally scattering the cards with a gust of wind, thus forcing he and Touya to restart their game several times. (Interestingly enough, this "accident" frequently happened when our dear little wind master was about to lose.)
Then, suddenly, a golf cart pulled by -jaguars- crashed through the door, ridden by none other than Hiei!
"Well, gentleman...And lady...let us begin," Hiei said calmly, brushing himself off. The jaguars began watching TV along with the old television set and the golf cart.
The fire youkai sat down at the head of the table. "Now, I've called you here today to review these essays you all completed." Hiei said, holding out the penguin essays Keiko had handed him earlier. "Each of you will read yours to the staff and I, to make sure that if our company ever goes into the penguin industry, we will be able to convince potential customers that a penguin is essential to their household. Yusuke, you go first." he said, passing the papers to their owners.
Yusuke awoke (he'd been asleep on the floor) and stood up, wobbling slightly. He began to read.
"Penguins, by Yusuke Urameshi. Penguins are stupid. They think they're so cool, you know? But just wait 'till we find them with all that macaroni! The end," Yusuke read, bowing and returning to his spot on the floor.
Hiei stood up angrily. "Listen to you idiots! Don't you realize that to sound professional we have to use the word 'pasta', not 'macaroni'?!" He slammed his fist on the table. "I won't stand for this any longer! I hate you all! Why are you in my house?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Hiei screamed, tossing a chair at the wall. It bounced off a jaguar's head, causing the jaguar to twitch slightly before returning to its TV show.
"I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!" Hiei yelled.
Suddenly a voice came from the general direction of the sky. "Just like you killed...Josephina...?" it whispered eerily.
Hiei immediately stopped and stared at the sky. He shook his fist at a cloud outside the window, yelling, "Stop laughing at me, you marmosets! JOSEPHINA DESERVED TO DIE!"
By now, Yusuke had seemingly gone into a coma for no particular reason, Kurama was staring listlessly at the wall, Jin was floating about the room boredly, Touya was making an ice sculpture of a polka-dotted pony, Kuwabara was doing the tango with a jaguar, and Botan was poking Kurama and waving a hand in front of his face.
Suddenly Rando appeared! "Hi everybody!" said Rando!
"Hi Dr. Rando!" said everybody!
"Hey! I have an idea!" said Rando!
"What is it?" asked everybody!
"Let's have a techno party!" said Rando! (Let's overuse exclamation points, says the author!)
"Okay!" everyone replied!
And so they did.
Hiei went and got the Orb of Baast out of his closet and strung it up like a disco ball, and Kurama went out to get some music. Unfortunately Kurama only bought Linkin Park CDs, so Botan had to go get some better music fit for an extra-special super happy techno party. Rando cheerfully made punch and cookies while Jin flew out to invite people to the extra-special super happy techno party!
Man, they invited everybody! They invited the Rokuyoukai team, Dr. Ichigaki, Sensui, Spongebob, a grasshopper, Toguro, Karasu, Yukina, Genkai, the narrator for Yu Yu Hakusho, Pikachu, Hiei's dragon of the darkness flame, the Four Saint Beasts and that annoying bird Suzaku liked to hang out with, the Powerpuff Girls, a moose, Keiko, some sailors, Ronald Mc Donald, Santa Claus, a bus full of people in New York City, a light bulb, and finally, YOU! Yes, they even invited YOU!
"So, ____(YOUR name!), would you like to come to an extra-special super happy techno party?" Jin asked you politely. Of course you nodded, because, I mean, Ronald Mc Donald was going to be there!
Jin grinned happily. "Then follow the yellow brick road!" he exclaimed! So you slid down the rainbow slide to the EXTRA SPECIAL SUPER HAPPY TECHNO PARTY!
"Is that everyone, Jin?" Touya asked. Jin nodded happily. So Kuwabara woke Yusuke up by threatening to kill Keiko, and Yusuke switched on the music after nearly blowing up Kuwabara with his spare package of dynamite.
T*E*C*H*N*O!
Soon everybody was dancing to the beat! Even Kurama, who was saved from the brink of insanity by Rando's techno party! And guess what?! You got to dance with your favorite character and hang out with them the entire party! Isn't that cool?!?!?!?! Ronald McDonald got kicked out for smoking marijuana, but otherwise everybody had a blast! Hiei forgot all about his rage and just danced, 'cause like I said in the first chapter, he loved dancing like a dog loves a cat! Somebody ended up eating Dr. Ichigaki after a while; it may have been the jaguars, but most people were pretty sure it was Botan. But nobody liked Ichigaki anyway, ne?!
Soon it was time to go home. "Oh," you said, "But I just got here!"
"QUIT WHINING, ______(YOUR name!)!" Yusuke yelled, shoving you back at the rainbow slide. So you sadly slid home. HAHA! TOO BAD FOR YOU!
After everyone went home, Rando stayed to help clean up.
"Gee, thanks, guys," Rando said. "This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me!"
Yusuke smiled. "Oh, don't mention it, buddy! You'll always be my favorite demon!"
"Mine too!" Kuwabara added.
"And mine," Botan piped up.
"I wish I could have taught you instead of Yusuke! Such a nice boy..." Genkai muttered as she left.
"YOU'RE THE GREATEST, RANDO!" everybody except Rando shouted happily.
Rando wiped the tears from his eyes. "Awww...Group hug!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAY!" they all exclaimed.
"Hey, I have an idea!" Rando said. "Let's have a techno party!"
And so they had techno parties nonstop for the rest of the week.
To Be Continued...
-=-+=+=+=+=+=+=+-=-
Review or die!
T*E*C*H*N*O!