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When Mary Lou's van came to a stop in front of the bench, I hopped up and got in, carrying my wallet.

She handed me a bag from tasty pastry and one from the drug store and I knew it was a good idea to call her. I immediately started in on the Boston crèmes as she drove to her house. "I love you, Mary Lou," I told her. "You are the best friend any girl could ask for. I wish I was gay. I would marry you."

"As flattering as that is, I'm straight." She laughed.

"Maybe I will turn gay; I'd probably have more luck with my own sex. At least I understand other girls," I said. "Oh who am I kidding? A girl would probably cheat on me too. Why doesn't anyone want to be with me?" I started bawling. "I must be pretty stupid. No one loves me enough to not cheat on me. Why can't a guy just be happy with me? Why can't he just love me? Why am I so fucking stupid."

Mary Lou just listened as I ranted to her. By the time we pulled up at her house I was done with all the donuts and was ready to start in on what I figured was ice cream in the drug store bag.

We went inside and sat side by side on her couch. Then she reached for the drug store bag that I had set on the coffee table and pulled out two gallons of ice cream, handing one to me. She stood and walked into the kitchen and came back with two spoons.

"How about you start from the beginning, tell me everything that happened." She coaxed.

I just sat and ate a few spoonfuls of ice cream then began.

"Ranger and I have been living together for the past year, as you know. Well, we decided we were ready to try for a baby about two months ago and today I found out I'm pregnant." I paused and took a deep breath.

"That's great, Steph," Mary Lou said.

"I thought so too, until I went downstairs to tell him." I continued. "Tank was acting strange and telling me to go back upstairs. I thought it was weird but I figured Ranger was just busy and Tank didn't want me bothering him. I knew, though, that Ranger wouldn't want me to wait until later to tell him. So I got passed Tank and I open the door and…" I start crying again.

Mary Lou pulled me to her and I waited until I pulled myself together again to continue. "When I opened the door, Ranger was there kissing someone else. It definitely wasn't just a friendly kiss either. So I ran out of there."

"Oh Steph, I know Ranger loves you. Did you give him a chance to explain what happened? I'm sure it wasn't what it looked like."

"He didn't follow me, Mary Lou, he didn't even care enough to follow me. It was obviously what it looked like otherwise he would have come after me. He would have tried to call me."

"And he hasn't?" Mary Lou asked.

"Well, no, at least I don't think so; I smashed my phone so he wouldn't be able to find me."

Just then Mary Lou's cell phone rang almost on cue.

She flipped it open. "Hello?"

I knew who it was almost instinctively.

"Do you want to talk to him?" She held her hand over the microphone.

I shook my head.

"I really think you should," She said holding it out to me.

I nodded and reluctantly put the phone up to my ear. I didn't say anything.

"Babe?"

I was silent.

"Look, come home and let me explain."

I didn't say anything.

"Please?"

I hung up on him.

I handed the phone to Mary Lou. Oh shit, I just hung up on Batman.

I started to hyperventilate and Mary Lou pushed my head between my legs. "I hung up on Batman. He's going to kill me or worse send me to some third world country." I panicked.

"Come on he wouldn't do that to you."

"You don't know him like I do."

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. "Shit Mary Lou. I have to get out of here." I raced to the back door.

I looked out the small window in the door and didn't see anyone so I ran outside. Suddenly I was air borne and thrown over Ranger's shoulder like a sack of potatoes, my head very close to his tight ass.

"Put. Me. Down." I enunciated each word. When he didn't comply I started pounding my fists on his back and kicking my legs. He smacked my ass and continued on his way.

I was put down into the passenger seat of his Cayenne and he crouched down in the door way, blocking any chance I had of escaping. I stared out the windshield refusing to meet his eyes.

"Babe." He said. "Stephanie, look at me," he said when I didn't respond. Crap he's mad; he never uses my full name.

I turned towards him slowly. He didn't have his blank mask up like I thought he would. He let me see his love for me and anger all at the same time.

"Babe, it wasn't what it looked like."

I snorted.

"What?"

"That's what they all say."

"I was kissing her." I felt my eyes fill with tears and looked away.

"Let me finish," he said. "I never wanted you to see that. I told you once my life doesn't lend itself to relationships and this is why."

"Because you're a man whore?" I snorted.

"No it's because sometimes, I have to pretend to like someone so they will give me information. That girl was the wife of an arms dealer we have been trying to catch for a long time. I had to pretend I was into her. I don't nor will I ever love anyone the way I love you. Tu eres mi corazon y mi vida." (You are my heart and my life.)

"Were you going to sleep with her?" I asked.

"I would have before I met you but now? No," he said.

"I'm sorry I overreacted," I said. I put my arms around his neck and held on tight.

We stayed that way for a while until he pulled back. "So, Tank told me you had something to tell me?"

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot," I said. I pulled a plastic Ziploc bag out of my pocket and handed it to him. He looked confused for a second then he pulled me out of the car and swung me around in his arms.

"We're going to have a baby!" he practically yelled. Then he was kissing me. He pushed the car door closed then leaned me up against it. Just when it was getting good, I heard Mary Lou call out from the porch. "Get a room!" I pulled back laughing.

"You're just jealous that Lenny's not here."

"Damn straight," Mary Lou said. "Now go home." She escaped into her house.

Ranger smiled at me. "I think we've been kicked out."

"Better take me home so you can finish what you started, Batman."

And he did. All night long.

THE END!

I know some of you will be disappointed that I am ending it here but I know that if I try to continue it, I will just end up leaving you hanging and never ending it. I have never finished a story in my life so I'm pretty proud of myself for finishing this one even though it is short. My ultimate goal is to write one full length story so be on the look out for it.

I hope you enjoyed this short story. Reviews Welcome. :-)