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Alucard: Master, can I kill her?

Integra: After the story Alucard, if we're lucky and she feels brave enough we might get a scene to ourselves at the end.

Alucard: Very well, sniggers

Okays, now that they've gone a little OOC lets get on with writing this thing before they start doing something really…well weird lol.

Seras Victoria trailed behind her master, hanging onto the back of his red coat.

"Master… You wouldn't really kill me would you?"

Alucard didn't pause and smirked to himself before replying.

"I did it before. I distinctly remember shooting you through the left lung," Turning around to face her he grinned.

"Enjoy your last hours Sera's; the display will start at dusk tomorrow," with that he sank down into the shadows and she felt the coat slip from her grasp. Biting down on her lip she ran to her room. She knew she never stood a chance against Alucard, and it was Integra who has basically given her a death warrant. These people were supposed to be her friends. She was so mad that she punched a wall, making it buckle under her vampire strength. Sniffing a little she returned back to her room in the dungeon.

It was the day of the display, and Integra was standing on the sidelines as her men went through a rather difficult search and destroy demonstration. On one side stood Walter, hiding a soft smirk at the organisations efficiency and the stunned look on the other knights faces. On the other stood Alucard, his large red figure effectively blocking a ladies view of the display, though she was far to scared to dare suggest he move. Every now and again Alucard would glance across the field to Seras, who was holding on to her weapon for support. All around people burst into applause, the men had finished and were now efficiently clearing the area, and trying not to look too obvious as they ran in terror over what was coming next. With a small nod from Integra Alucard and Walter stepped forward, into a large field. On the ground white lines had been painted, the words 'warning, do not cross, danger of mutilation or other such bodily harm' reading these Alucard laughed out loud. From across the ground Sera's shuddered, that could only mean one thing. She was as dead as a turkey at Christmas.

Walter cleared his throat and stood in between Alucard and Seras. Holding up a microphone he explained to the waiting wealth of Britain and America.

"Sir's and ladies, the Hellsing Organisation would like to give you a special demonstration. These two vampires here are Hellsing best operatives when it comes to serious threats. So, they have agreed to battle each other to show you there skills. I have been asked to mention that the people with a weak disposition should not watch this event," most of the ladies present began to walk away to the refreshment tent, looking anxious. The men stayed and crowded round, not only wishing to see the fight but get a chance to look at Sera's in her uniform. Turning together Alucard, Walter and a very shaky Seras all bowed to the audience and then Walter ran from the arena as if hell itself was at his heels.

Alucard turned to look at Seras and Seras grabbed her gun. Laughing like a maniac, Alucard held out his arms.

"Go on police girl, take the first shot." He taunted. Sera's eye twitched and she hastily set up her weapon and fired. The large explosion that followed meant that everyone was blinded for at least thirty seconds. When the dust had cleared Integra hastily ordered that Walter make sure that all the guests turned around. Stepping into the ring she cursed. Sera's had blown herself up with her own gun, Alucard still a good twenty yards away. The look on the vampires face was one of deep upset. Integra walked over to him and rolled her eyes.

"What's the matter with you?" she demanded, icy eyes staring up at him.

"I…I didn't get to shoot her!" he wailed miserably, falling too his knees. Frowning in disgust Integra Hellsing walked away. The men who had previously hidden returned to clean up the mess (and there was a lot) while Integra and Walter reassured the guests that it was all staged and that the female vampire was fine. It was amazing how well the two of them could lie, but that's what being in a vampire hunting organisation does to you.

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Okies, what did you think? Reviews are loved, though I do fear these ones lol. I really didn't like this chapter because It didn't play out how I'd hoped but oh well. There may be a chapter after this with a little AxI but only if people review. I can't promise anything but people have told me that they loved my Ouran Host Club stuff and that's quite romantic so the AxI could be kinda amusing lol. Anyhoo, let me know lol