Hey people of the world! I am back with a new chapter! Let's find out what makes Beastboy tick!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans...yet...
Beastboy
1. Ask him why he didn't just fly up the mountain to give Jericho his communicator instead of stumbling around as a mountain goat. (A/N: Seriously, though, I've been wondering this for a long time.)
2. Ask him if he tells jokes to flirt with Raven.
3. Tell him no one thinks his jokes are funny.
4. Give him a book that explains how to tell awesome jokes. Then, on the first page, write, "Anybody can be funny! Well, except for green changelings..."
5. Take him on boats whenever you get the chance.
6. Put a whiteboard up in Main Ops and draw a tally mark on it every time Cyborg beats him at video games.
7. Send him anonymous letters that say, "You failed the Doom Patrol. You suck."
8. Ask him if he had a crush on Elasti-Girl.
9. Every morning for however long you want, wake him up by running into his room screaming, "THE DOOM PATROL ARE IN TROUBLE!"
10. Clean his room.
11. Throw out all of his tofu.
12. When it's Thanksgiving, switch his tofurky with a real turkey and film him eating it.
13. Tell Cyborg he blew up the microwave.
14. Ask him what his favorite color is. If he says green, shout, "NARCISSIST!" If he says purple, say, "Only because you had a HUGE crush on Elasti-Girl." If he says any other color, nod seriously and walk away.
15. Constantly ask him why he's green.
16. Ask him if he likes being green. If he says no, say, "Then why don't you dye your hair and get a spray tan?"
17. Order in meat-covered pizzas, but order it under his name.
18. Ask him, "Since you can be any animal you want, does that mean you can mate with any animal you want?"
19. Pester him and ask what it's like to be all of those animals.
20. Ask him what animal is his favorite. When he answers your question, say, "Only because you turn into it. That's biased."
21. Shove him in Raven's room and lock the door then run to Raven screaming, "BEASTBOY'S IN YOUR ROOM! BEASTBOY'S IN YOUR ROOM!"
22. Hide Raven's tea and tell her Beastboy did it.
23. Keep a log about each time Cyborg beats him at video games, and go into deep description. Speak into the recorder loudly whenever he's around.
24. Paint his room green. When he gets mad at you, reply by saying, "I was just testing camouflage! And look! You blend in perfectly! Like a chameleon. Oh, wait...you can turn into a chameleon...guess I did that for nothing!"
25. Paint yourself green and follow him around.
26. Tell him that he's never going to get a moped. When he argues with you, say, "It's not meant to happen! Look at what happened the last time you tried to get a moped! Space tofu!"
27. Look outside the window every day, gasp, and shout, "TERRA'S BACK!"
28. Always mutter, "Aqualad's cooler than you, Aqualad's cooler than you," under your breath when he's in the room.
29. Tell him the girl that he saw in that school was Terra'a twin, Tara, and that she know where Terra is, but she's just not telling him.
30. Tell him that in the Tournament of Heroes, he lost to Wildebeest, and that's pretty sad because he has human intelligence and whatever advantages come with the animal he turned into, so he should have been able to win. Then pretend you're thinking hard, and say, "Actually, I guess you wouldn't have won, because you don't actually have human intelligence."
31. Ask him relentlessly is he's house-trained.
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Next up is...our favorite half-robot half-man, Cyborg!
~lilmissf