Miru: I would like to thank all my reviwer's!!!! YOU GUYS FUCKIN ROCK!!!!!!) Also i will repay you with a 12 ways to get Deidara pissed at you!!!

Deidara: WHAT!?!?!

Miru: YES!!! 12 Ways to piss off Deidara!!1!!! hehehehehehe I THINK SASORI PUT SOMTHING IN MY FUCKING DRINK!!!!!!HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Sasori: (shifty eyes) i guess it is time for me to leave....(runs away)

Deidara: O.O

Miru: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!!!!!!!(runs around the room) ENJOY THIS THINGY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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15 Ways to get Deidara pissed at you

1. Ask him if his hand mouths ever swalloed the clay and he started burping clay.

2. Ask him if he uses the mouths on his hands for other things...tehe (Deidara: What The Fuck!!! Miru: LET ME FUCKIN FINISH!!)

3. Ask him to go to the beach with you, if he says yes, when you guys get in the water, take out his hair tie and take a picture of the girly man!!!!

4. Steal one of Sasori's puppets, and when he yells at everyone to give him his puppet back, walk up to him and say "Deidara took it to practice his makup skills," and grap some pop-corn and whatch as Sasori beats Deidara to a pulp!!! (Deidara: WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH!?! Miru:...i...don't know? I think the stuff Sasori put in my damn drink is fukin with my head...HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA....MONKEY'S HAHAHAH!!)

5. Tell him art does NOT end with a bang.

6. Lock him in a room filled with naked Sasori pictures....heheh... (Miru: Don't ask where i got this idea...ok! FINE!...i got it from...-takes a deeeeeeep breath- whenwewheretalkingTobigavemetheidea....heh)

7. Show him a Yaoi fanfic of him and Sasori

8. Whenever he says un,hmm, or yeah laugh like a maniac and when he finally askes you why you are luaghing say "Sasori said every time you say un,yeah,and hmm he thinks of better ways to finally rape you!!!!!!" and then laugh even louder at his facial expression.

9. Ask him to play strip poker with him and when he asks why tell him it is because you want to see if he is really a boy.....or.....a girl.

10. Tell Deidara that you want to meet him in the training grounds, show up 30 minutes late and make up the wierdest excuse. (somewhere else...Kakshi:-sneeze- i think someone is useing my excuses.........)

11. Lock him in a broomcloset with Tobi....come back in a couple of hours to see if he killed himself yet.....(for all you Deidara fans you better hope not)

12. AND finally.....when he is in the shower sneak in and bring a radio. Put the volune to full blast and play the song 'Dude Look Like A Lady' while he is in the shower.

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Deidara: Pein was right....-points at me- YOU ARE CRAZY!!!!!!!

Miru:-has a ten tun ice pack on her head- ugh....don't yell. That crap Sasori put in my drink gave me a headack.

Deidara: you soooooo deserve that headack.

Miru:-throws a kunei at Deidara. Hits him in the ass. Deidara runs and screams at the top of his lungs-....shit....i hope none of the Deidara fan girls saw that.

Deidara fan girls:-evil aura drips off of all them- MI.....RU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miru:hehehe....so i hoped you all liked this one so review please,...it may save my life...AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!-runs away screaming fuck, fuck, Fuck,FUCK!!!!-

Deidera:-running around holding his butt- GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!