Chapter 2
Akeara and Kyoofu had been wandering around aimlessly for some time now, and Kyoofu was becoming restless. She sat down and began to pout.
Gosh, she's looking more and more like a five year old as the day wears on... Akeara thought.
"I'm tired!" Kyoofu complained. "How long have we been walking? Where are we even going? Why couldn't we just stay with the blondie and his friends? You're so MEAN!"
Now it was Akeara's turn to let off some steam, Kyoofu was seriously starting to piss her off. "SHUT UP!!!!!!" She exclaimed. She'd just about had enough of Kyoofu's constant complaints.
Kyoofu stuck out her bottom lip. Amazing. Akeara thought, she ACTUALLY has the ability to kill off insane amounts of maturity in a matter of hours. Unique, this one.
Kyoofu stared up into Akeara's face. The pout had become a murderous glare. "No." She responded. For a moment there Akeara had actually thought that Kyoofu might be living up to her age. She couldn't let Kyoofu think she could be in charge.
"Jump off a cliff, Kyoofu." She couldn't let Kyoofu defy her that way.
"No." She responded.
"Go buy a gun and shoot yourself!"
"No." Akeara was getting annoyed, this was never going to end was it? Still, she had to continue.
"Ugh! Just DIE will ya?" Akeara exclaimed, she was seriously annoyed now.
"Of old age? No problem." Kyoofu's smirk was so huge Akeara had to muster up all the self-control she had to refrain from smacking her in the head.
"I don't get why we had to leave Dara and his friends, I'll betcha ONE of them at least knew where the leaf was. The Akatsuki, I think you called them? Why don't you like them? Why are they so bad?" Kyoofu asked inquiringly.
Akeara rolled her eyes, how could she explain the Akatsuki to this...child?
"The Akatsuki are nothing more than a group of crazed mass murderers, and we stay away from mass murderers, okay?"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Kyoofu sounded as if she hadn't heard a word Akeara said. Who asks a question and ignores the answer? Akeara was annoyed, but also worried about her friend.
"Swear you'll stay away, Kyoofu, they're dangerous, you'll get hurt, I'm having trouble refraining from killing you, but these guys...they're PROS at killing, they'd murder you. Did you SEE blondie's face when you were talking to him? And that was only maybe five minutes. Swear you'll stay away." Akeara sincerely doubted that Kyoofu was listening, but it was definitely worth a try.
Kyoofu remained completely silenced, staring into space.
"Swear you'll stay away." Akeara repeated.
"Stay away from who?" Kyoofu asked. Just as Akeara had expected, she hadn't heard a word she'd just said.
"THE AKATSUKI!!" Akeara screamed. Kyoofu was SUCH an idiot.
"Oh, them? Fine, no problem, I'll stay away." Kyoofu's smirk had returned.
"What?" Akeara asked.
"I never keep my swears." Kyoofu stated, the grin widening.
Wonderful. Akeara thought sarcastically. She closed her eyes in frustration and began to concentrate. When she opened her eyes, Kyoofu was gone.

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"Where am I?" Kyoofu asked herself while wandering randomly through the woods. She could sense someone following behind her. Akeara... She thought. Kyoofu prepared herself to be scolded. She began looking around for something to distract herself with while Akeara was yelling.
"Well?" She asked, waiting for her answer.
"Well what?" Either Akeara had an immense amount of flem, or the person standing behind her wasn't Akeara. Kyoofu turned to face her unexpected stalker.
"OH MY GOD, YOU'RE THAT GUY!" Kyoofu exclaimed, recognizing the extremely feminine blond man.
Dara just glared at her. "That guy?"
"Yes, THAT GUY!" Kyoofu screamed, she was ecstatic at her memory length.
"I have a name, hm." He said. Well obviously, Kyoofu already knew that, she got his name when she swore her revenge.
"I already know that, Dara, you told me your name when I swore my revenge on you, don't you remember, peasant?" She said. She thought about that time, remembering more. "And then you said some other stuff I wasn't paying attention to..." Kyoofu stood reciting the moment to Dara while staring up at the sky, reliving their first encounter.
"Who the fuck is Dara? Peasant? You don't plan on dying of old age, do you?" He said. The look on his face wasn't inviting. If I was little red riding hood, and this guy was my granny, he'd be STARVING, no way I'd go into his house with THAT look on his face... Kyoofu thought.
"And anyway, I shouldn't even be talking to you, according to Akeara you're a mass murderer and I should avoid mass murderers." Kyoofu thought over what she'd just said...since WHEN did she ACTUALLY pay attention to what Akeara said?
"This Akeara girl's got brains." He stated.
"Dude, I don;t actually listen to her, I have no clue how that statement got into my head."
"Dude? Do you listen to ANYONE? I told you, I HAVE a name, hm." He seemed to be getting annoyed...and He said 'hm' a lot...
"Mass murderers have names?"
"Yes."
"...Well you seem to be having some identity issues, cause I could almost SWEAR You said your name was Dara." Kyoofu said. "Until you work out those issues, is it okay if I call you Blondie?"
"No."
"Well what CAN I call you?" Kyoofu was practically begging to die.
"Deidara, D-E-I-D-A-R-A, DEIDARA, got it now, hm?" He was so rude, he treated Kyoofu like she was some sort of idiot.
"Nice name, I'm Kyoofu" She said. Deidara was staring at her strangely. "What?" Kyoofu asked.
"You look familiar..." He stated. Kyoofu was starting to think that HE was the idiot here.
"Well DUHH, we just met like, an hour ago. I have a longer memory than you."
"No, I mean I've seen you before that, hm"
"I really hope you don't cause I don't wanna meet mass murderers more than once, I'm not the luckiest of people." Kyoofu said, wondering just how stupid this guy was, a natural blond, alright.
"I mean, it's really not possible, I've never seen you before." Kyoofu corrected herself.
"Nevermind..." Deidara said.
"Hey, can you help me find Akeara?" Kyoofu asked, she was beginning to wonder where her friend had gone.
"Who is she?" Deidara responded.
"The girl I was with before while I was annoying you about the leaf and swearing my revenge and calling you a peasant and thinking your name was Dara."
"Oh."
"Well can you help me find her?"
"No."
"Why not?" Kyoofu was returning to her immature five-year-old self.
"Because I'm a mass murderer, and you should stay away from mass murderers." Deidara was the one smirking now
"No it's okay I never listen to her anyway, she's not important and she'll thank me for not listening to her when we find her in a cave starving and about to be eaten by a bear when your super mass murderer skills save her life. Yup, she'll thank me." Kyoofu imagined the scene, her smile widening and her imagination running waaay too wild.
Deidara stared at Kyoofu with a puzzled look on his face. She wished she could hear what he was thinking.
What is wrong with this child? They shook her when she was a baby, didn't they...She must've been raised by trolls... Deidara thought.
"I'm not helping you, goodbye, Kyoofu." Deidara began walking away. Kyoofu turned to face his back.
"Butt faced mass murderer."
Deidara stopped.
"Never mind, I'll help."
"That's all I had to do to get you to help?"
"Found her, hm." He said, pointing dead in front of himself.