Knock, Knock, Who's There?
Two
"What?" Ryou walked into the room with his hands placed into his pockets. "Don't take it personally, but look at you: 'Full-fledged-blonde'." Ichigo shrugged.
"Well, 'kitty'. I got one for you." Ryou sat down at an empty table…
"Bring it, Blondie." Ichigo smirked, with almost a slight purr.
"Okay," Ryou smirked with confidence, "Two men walk into a bar, and say, 'Ow!'" he smirked and folded his arms. Ichigo's ears popped out and twitched.
"I don't get it, na no da…" Pudding let out under her breath. A smirk seemed to grow on Zakuro's face. Apparently she understood it.
"I get it." Mint smiled. Ryou smiled.
"My turn! My turn!" Pudding jumped up and down with her hand in the air.
"Okay, Pudding." Ichigo said.
"Okay!" She smiled, "Three men come to a huge canyon in the middle of the desert. On top of the canyon stood a wizard. He said, 'what ever you slide down this canyon saying, that's what you'll land in.' He said. The first guy went sliding down yelling 'Water!' and splashed into the clearest blue water you'd ever seen. The second guy slides down and yells: 'Kool-aid!' and lands in a red pool. Then, the last guy goes down yelling: 'WHEE!!!'" Pudding began to laugh at her own joke. After, a few seconds, Ichigo started to spit out laughs. Ryou snickered a little, just considering how cute Pudding was.
"Me again!" Ichigo smiled, "Okay! There are three brothers: Manners, Poop, and Shut-up. Okay, Poop fell out the window so Manners went to go pick him up. Meanwhile, Shut-up went for a drive, but then he went to fast for the speed limit. So, a cop pulled him over. He asks, 'What's your name son?' he replies: 'Shut-up.' The officer goes, 'Excuse me?' he repeats: 'Shut-up.' The cop puts his hand son his hips and asks, 'Where are your Manners?' The guy simply replies: 'Back there picking up poop.'" Ryou didn't laugh at all. Mint couldn't help but to let out a small snicker. Zakuro smiled along with Keiichirou and Lettuce, and as always, Pudding died laughing.
"Your turn, Mint." Ichigo smiled.
"Gladly," she replied, "Two kittens were sitting under a tree. One was brown and the other 'pink and annoying'. The brown cat goes, 'Hmm, I wonder what's closer, the moon or Florida?' the pink kitten replies, 'Well, duh! You can see the moon you can't see Florida! Nya!'" Ichigo's eyebrow twitched at this. Ryou laughed.
"I like that one." Ryou smiled. Ichigo growled a little.
"I'll go next." Lettuce smiled slightly, "Okay…" she placed her hands between her legs and stared at her feet; "There were three women that were running from the cops. They were a blonde, brunette, and red head. They decided to hide in a barn. So, the brunette jumped behind a pig, the red head jumped behind a cow, and the blonde jumped behind a sack of potatoes. Two cops come in and look around. 'I wonder if they're hiding behind that pig.' One cop suggested. The brunette quickly goes, 'Oink, oink!' the other cop goes: 'I wonder if they're hiding behind that cow.' The red head quickly goes: 'Moo, moo!' then, the first cop speaks up again and goes, 'I wonder if they're hiding behind that sack of potatoes. The blonde quickly responds, 'Potatoes, potatoes!'" Lettuce blushed. Everyone seemed to laugh a little at that.
"Alright, let's move on." Ryou demanded. Ichigo smiled at him.
"I guess it's my turn again," Zakuro spoke up, "They're was a young blonde girl, hmm, about the age of twenty one. She goes to work crying persistently. Her boss comes out and asks, 'Are you alright?' she sniffs and goes: 'My mom died…' he looks at her with empathy and asks, 'Are you going to be alright, do you want to go home?' she shakes her head, 'No. I be fine.' And she sniffs and wipes her tears. Later, the boss comes back and the blonde girl is still crying. He sits down beside her and goes, 'I thought you said you were going to be alright.' She replies, 'I know but, my sister called and her mom died too…'" Ryou smirked. Keiichirou and Lettuce laughed a little more than they had before. Pudding and Ichigo seemed to laugh the most, besides Mint. She seemed to just 'applaud' her.
"I guess I'll go next." Keiichirou smiled kindly, "They're two muffins chilling in an oven. One muffin goes, 'Holy cow! We're in an oven!' the other one looks at that one and goes, 'Holy crap, a talking muffin!'"
"Hahaha!" Ichigo and lettuce join together in laughter. Zakuro smirked a little. Mint smiled and Ryou pretended as if he were bored. Pudding just died.
"Ryou? Your turn." Ichigo persisted.
"Fine…" he sighed, "A fungus walks into a bar and sees a mushroom sitting at the bar. He walks over to the mushroom and says 'Hi'. The mushroom points to the doors and yells, 'Get out of here!' the fungus looks at him crazy and asks, 'Aw, why? I'm a 'fun-gi'.'" Ryou starts to laugh at his own joke.
"I don't get it." Ichigo scratched her head. Ryou rolled his eyes.
"Me again!" Pudding smiled.
Please review!!! Some of you may have gotten the jokes, and others might not have. Either way, I find them funny. My favorite is: Two men walk into a bar, and say 'Ow!' That's so great... I hope you get it.
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