Hello, today we're interviewing Miroku!
Just so you know I'm a Miroku fan just saying
Anyways, we didn't have to tie him to a chair because he came willingly.
Miroku: Hi.
So, Miroku, why are you such a pervert?
Miroku: Well I was raised by perverts. My grandfather and father loved women, and then of course there's master Mushin...
Well that's kind of a lame excuse. Anyways, what is your number one goal in life?
Miroku: Well my ultimate goal is to destroy Naraku, but I would like to marry a beautiful woman.
Anyone in mind..?
Miroku: well Sango of course
OMG that's so sweet!
Keira: *from back stage* But I thought you loved Miroku!
I don't wanna get involved in the complicated love triangles or octagons whatevers of Inuyasha! I can still dream, can't I?
Keira: so?! I have Inuyasha tied to a chair!
Uhh...
Inuyasha: *is tied to a chair back stage with duct tape over his mouth*
Camera shows Inuyasha and Keira backstage*
Miroku: my my Inuyasha, I wonder what Kagome would say or do if she found you.
Inuyasha: *can't talk cuz of the duct tape*
Keira: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE
Oh crap! She's gone insane! Somebody tie her to a chair!
Miroku and I: *tie Keira to a chair next to Inuyasha*
Well uh that's all the time we have for today, so we'll see you next time when we interview Koga! Oh and expect a surprise guest star.
Miroku: Bye ladies! If any of you want to bare my child call me! *phone number flashes across the screen*
Don't worry Sango, I'll kill him for you. *chases Miroku around the room with a chainsaw that belongs to Rin*
-This Has Been A Random Interview With Miroku-