ISeeDeadPeople- Suze
CourtJesta- Adam
Scooper- CeeCee
FlirtyBabe411- Kelly
Chapter 2- Of Gangsters and Gangstas
Scooper: Hey, guys!
CourtJesta: yo homies
ISeeDeadPeople: oh no
ISeeDeadPeople: I thought u were joking when you said you were going to act like a gangster all day
CourtJesta: its gangstA. n I ain't trippin
Scooper: Your abuse of the English language disturbs me.
CourtJesta: what? You aint down wit it, yo?
Scooper: I ain't down with anything you have to say.
ISeeDeadPeople: Uh huh
Scooper: What's that supposed to mean?
ISeeDeadPeople: you know what it means
Scooper: Do I have to cause you some bodily harm the next time I see you, Suze?
ISeeDeadPeople: what?! I only said 'uh huh'
CourtJesta: I ain't not knowin what you homies are talkin whack about
ISeeDeadPeople: that didn't make any sense whatsoever
Scooper: Gangsters don't talk like that, you know.
CourtJesta: its gangSTA, and yes we do, dawg
Scooper: Whatever
FlirtyBabe411 has entered the room
FlirtyBabe411: hi guys! It's Kelly
ISeeDeadPeople: how'd you get our screen names?
FlirtyBabe411: I have my ways
CourtJesta: yo, who be inviting you here, K-izzle?
CourtJesta: no offense, dawg
FlirtyBabe411: like I said
FlirtyBabe411: I have my ways
FlirtyBabe411: Kizzle? What the heck is that?
CourtJesta: it's your name, K-izzle. You my homie till granny aint got none scizzors no more
FlirtyBabe411: WHAT??!?!?
ISeeDeadPeople: ignore him.. he doesn't even know what he's saying
Scooper: Question: Why are you here… talking to us?
FlirtyBabe411: I need to ask suze something
ISeeDeadPeople: okayyyy … ask away
FlirtyBabe411: does jake have a girlfriend?
FlirtyBabe411: because like I heard from Debbie who heard from jen that chrissy saw jake and that he
was like going out with some phoebe person
ISeeDeadPeople:
ISeeDeadPeople: and you couldn't have just called him and asked?
FlirtyBabe411: well I don't want him to think that im like desperate or anything
Scooper: Yuh huh.
FlirtyBabe411: so? Is it true?
ISeeDeadPeople: I don't know… not as far as I know…
FlirtyBabe411: YES!
Scooper: Wait a second. Phoebe who?
FlirtyBabe411: um… serenson I think
Scooper: Yeah, Phoebe Serenson is going out with Jake Kyle, not Jake Ackerman.
ISeeDeadPeople: how do you know this stuf???
Scooper: Hello? I'm the Scooper, remember?
FlirtyBabe411: yeah, what's with that anyways? It makes you sound like I dunno.. a pooper scooper or
something
CourtJesta: do mine ears hereth something, miladies?
Scooper: Oh no…
ISeeDeadPeople: what happened to the gangsta?
CourtJesta: the good sir had to leaveth
CourtJesta: I am Sir Adam Goodman of Carmel, son of Frodo
FlirtyBabe411: I gotta go bye
FlirtyBabe411 has exited the room
Scooper: Nice going, Frodo. You scared her away.
CourtJesta: I am SON of Frodo. My nameth be Adam the Brave.
ISeeDeadPeople: more like adam the psychotic
CourtJesta: your words wound me, milady
CourtJesta: ah, I am due to now slayeth the dragon of Geometryzarr.. wish me well
CourtJesta: may your love keep me safe on this perilous journey
Scooper: Actually, I'm hoping you'll get fried.
ISeeDeadPeople: uh huh
Scooper: Suze…
CourtJesta: Farewell!
CourtJesta has exited the room.
Scooper: Suze, one of these days…
ISeeDeadPeople: what?? I only said 'uh huh'
Scooper has exited the room.
ISeeDeadPeople: what?!?
ISeeDeadPeople has exited the room.