Rules Katara Is To Follow While Letting Zuko Travel With Us:


1. She is not allowed to say the words, "I'm all wet" even if it is just after practicing her waterbending.

2. She's not allowed to practice waterbending in her underwear anymore.

3. In fact, she has to wear her parka at all times.

4. She is not allowed to threaten to freeze any "parts" of Sokka for suggesting such rules.

5. She has to follow Rule #4!

6. Rule #4! Rule #4!

7. …

8. Okay, Rule #3 has been revoked.

Moving on…

9. Being a Master Waterbender does not make it okay for her to walk off with Zuko alone or spar with him. It's still playing with magic water. This just means you got kinda good at it.

10. "Observing the enemy in all movements" does not include watching Zuko bathe. Ever.

11. And claiming that the way he interacts with your element is useful for any future fights is not a good excuse. He shouldn't be interacting with your "element" at all.

12. There will be no return visits to Madame Wu.

13. Or to Haru. (Hey, that rhymed! – Shut up, Aang.)


This was actually my least favorite of the series becauseI couldn't think of as much stuff for her. But then Amberle let me a suggestion with her review and it ended up writing another to go along with itself! So numbers 10 and 11 are dedicated to her, and thank you ALL for reading and reviewing! It means so much to me.

PS: Amberle - I had actually planned writing one of these for Zuko Sokka and Katara, but your suggestion definitely made this one a lot better. Thank you.