Hey! First of all, a big thanks to the reviewers of the first chapter: FairoNeko, Kyasarin X and kh2 fan13. You guys are the reason this chapter is up. Hopefully this chapter is funnier than the first one.
Now... the disclaimer! Hmm... Auron!
Auron: *sighs* The author of this fic, xYunieluvsTidusx, does not own Final Fantasy X - Square Enix does.
Tidus: Why'd he get to say it?
Me: Because he can kick your ass in a sword fight.
Tidus: *thinks for a minute* Fair point.
Everyone except Kimahri: Let's continue the story!
Kimahri: *shakes head and walks off*
What a conveniently placed chest!
Chapter Two
The group was now following Kimahri down the Highroad, watching in confusion as he swung his spear across the ground like a demented blind man. Being a Ronso, Kimahri was too proud to ask Tidus where the chests actually were.
Tidus watched in amusement as Kimahri swung his spear through thin air. Tidus conveniently didn't mention that all the chests were at the side of the road. He also conveniently didn't mention to Auron that there was a chest right in front of him.
Auron fell over the chest, the flat of the blade of his Katana smacking him in the back of the head. He glared at a laughing Tidus as he stood back up and dusted himself off. Why me... Auron thought.
"I can drink without getting drunk, I can fall off a building without dying – again. But I can't see a stupid chest and he can?" He muttered to himself, throwing glares at Tidus – who was now walking next to Yuna.
Tidus suddenly put his arm out in front of Yuna, she stopped and looked at him, puzzled. They were a bit behind the others.
"Watch Wakka." He whispered. Yuna did as she was told, confused. Wakka was trying to make conversation with Auron – and failing.
"I don't see –" She started, turning back to Tidus.
"Keep watching." He told her. She sighed turned her attention back to Wakka, who suddenly yelped in pain. It looked like his foot was caught in something, it was suspended in mid-air a few centimetres above the dusty road. Yuna's eyes widened and she turned her attention back to a snickering Tidus.
"Help! Something's got me, ya?" Wakka pleaded desperately. Everyone except Tidus and Yuna walked straight past him, ignoring him. Tidus couldn't stop laughing. "Help! Help please! My leg!"
"Is it one of those chests?" Yuna asked the blonde. He nodded, trying to calm down. They were watching Wakka's futile attempts to free himself.
Yuna started laughing too. The older blitzer's current position was quite funny – he'd found the lid of the chest and was trying to pry it open with both hands, before attemping to pry it open with a branch he had found. Tidus eventually managed to stop laughing at Wakka and went to help him out.
It seemed as though Tidus was the only one who could open the chests too.
The three of them caught up with the others at the end of the Highroad, just in time to see Auron fall over another chest. He turned around and cut through it with his Katana, letting out a roar of rage.
What Auron didn't know was that the chest contained a grenade. He was blown five feet into the air, smashing into the rock wall and landing on Kimahri.
Tidus and Yuna couldn't help laughing as the Legendary Guardian got back up, muttering a string of curse words. He shot them both a glare to shut them up, which they immediately did. Kimahri got back up, spitting out a mouthful of dirt as Wakka yelped in pain again - he had got his foot stuck in another chest.
Lulu: Where was I in this chapter?
Me: If you fell over in that dress the consequences would be catastrophic.
Tidus: *thinks* Fair point.
Wakka: Hey! I heard Maester Seymour's gonna be in the next chapter, ya?
Yuna: *excited* Really?
Tidus: *glares* Who cares?
Me: *whispers to Tidus* I can hurt him as much as you want, y'know.
Tidus: *grins* Awesome!
Me: *gives Tidus a high five* Any suggestions for the next chapter are welcome!
Seeya next chapter! :D
