DoctorWho1223151321 was feeling very scared. He walked out of the 'Anti-UBL' meeting, with a false look on his face, which made him out to be nervous, while, on the inside, he feared for his life. Just this morning, he had received a notification on his iSkype 7, released seconds ago, that summoned him in the courtroom for a few day's time. This shook up a lot of fear for Doctor Who as the courtroom was a disgusting place where the UBL Company would hurl insults about how despicable the person really are. It's not so much of a courtroom as it is a sentencing because no one ever leaves without time on the UBL. But BLOCKED FOR SUSPENSE PURPOSES had a plan and when BLOCKED FOR SUSPENSE PURPOSES had a plan... it always failed. But maybe not this time. Doctor Who's face lit up as he thought about how confident that BLOCKED FOR SUSPENSE PURPOSES had been, maybe this time would be different.
Cut to a large gathering on the streets, everyone is gathered around, looking up at a podium, where a sheepish man is standing. LewisM301, who was calmly walking by, stops in his tracks and glances at the strange performance that is going on. There are shouts from the crowd that are watching the man speak and some hold up large posters, but are holding them towards the man - so Lewis cannot read them from behind. As he moves closer, to investigate, he starts to hear what is being said.
"...and I'm sick of all this drama giving us a bad name," the man says, slamming his hand against the table as he speaks, "a lot of people call elitism on every group in this community, and it needs to stop!"
This caused a lot of shouting from the crowd and Lewis noticed a layer of specs (the police of Ultra Hardcore) stopping the crowd from kicking the man in the balls. As one of the rowdy crowd got pushed back, Lewis saw his poster read "We Want Drama! #FreeBergasms2013".
"This happens every month, how hard is it to not talk about these topics that are obviously very controversial?" the man sighed, obviously dismayed by the crowd's lack of willingness, "why can't we just stop with all the 'free' stuff, stop with all the 'UBL' stuff and just play the game."
Everyone stopped for a second, frozen in the tracks and glanced at each other. Until one loud voice broke the tranquility.
"We don't care about your opinions! #DownWithBraincrack!" the voice broke out, causing even more pushing and shoving from the crowd.
"No way, Minecore's definitely the most elitist!"
"Nuh uh, did you see what that Holly kid said in chat? Mindcool's obviously the most elitist!"
"Holly's in Minecore too, fag!"
"Um, Holly's also in Draftcraft so they're elitist too!"
A new challenger approached the argument and Lewis recognised it instantly as Stollaz, the guy who had been annoying everyone with his new songs. His eyes were red and cartoon smoke squirted out of his ears, he clenched his fists.
"DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID," he boomed, looking at the shrinking figure of the last commenter, who happened to be Hollymatman himself.
"Um, no," gasped Holly, seeing the bloodlust in Stollaz's eyes, even though he had no idea what he had done.
"IT'S CALLED FUCKING DRAFTCRAFTERS!" he screamed, clenching him teeth on Holly's throat and ripping it out, pixels of blood scattering out as he did so.
Hollymatman was eaten by StollazRaNd0mGuY
And then Hollymatman respawned and they all lived happily ever after.
Lewis, knowing fine well that witnessing drama and not trying to prevent it would result in being TG's sex slave for a week, decided that he was going to do something about it. This drama was on it's way to becoming a full scale riot at this stage. He had many options available to him, according to the "UBL Committee's Handbook on Dealing with Drama". Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 all contained ways of dealing with drama concerning elitism.
"Guys!" Lewis shouted, causing everyone to turn and look at him, as they were all respectful citizens who looked up to UBL Committee members, "don't forget the UBL! That thing's bullshit!"
Patting himself on the back for such a great response, Lewis walked away, leaving the brawl of arguments behind him.
"No fucking way, she should definitely get on the UBL for that! Man, the things MG gets away with," one of them sighs as Lewis disappears to the next scene.
As the sun started to set, to the peaceful Minecraft music, Lewis switched on his TV and lounged about on his sofa. As always, there was nothing good on TV anyway, and Lewis found himself watching repeats of The Apprentice, much to his boredom.
"How does Scottish even like this show?" he sighed to himself, before quickly looking behind him to make sure no one heard him talking to himself.
The show cut to the adverts but just as Lewis gets up to get a drink, he catches something out of the corner of his ear.
"We've got a whole new selection of gameshows for you this year on UHC1, from "I'm a Player... GET ME OUT OF HERE!", "The Apprentice: UBL Committee Edition" and, everyone's favourite, "The TG Factor"! We've got a wonderful line-up for 2014, and you can join us!" the TV lady spoke, Lewis couldn't quite put his finger on which one of the five female Ultra Hardcore residents who was speaking, but he made a guess that it was Panda's brother and went to get his drink before coming back to watch Weeuy's new movie, "How to Untrap a Portal, Part III: The Revenge of the Lava".