"Okay, okay! Geez! Okay Gaea!" The god shouted.
"Call me Mother Earth!" The goddess shot back.
"Who freaking cares?"
Zeus slammed the rock door behind him and began to write in his journal.
What a terrible day in the cave, didn't know my life could be this hazardous. Really want to leave this place, but Mom need to pay Gaea some money. Yes, that's right. My grandma only lets me live here because her husband/son's balls were cut off and she's totally broke. So instead of breaking Gaea's pride by just giving her money. She pays rent to Gaea.
"Why did you slam the door? Never slam the door on me?"
"You know what?"
Zeus stood up opened the door and gave her a bird. Theoretically not literally. But that just set Gaea off. She started to scream, "No. No! You did not just flip me off. No! No! You did not!"
Scared, Zeus started to run. Throwing lightning bolts as he ran. He shut the door and barricaded it with chairs and tables. Soon as that happened, Gaea gave up. Sighing, Zeus went back to his journal.
Despite my great judgment at work, flicking off a goddess that's lived since the beginning of time might not be the best solution. After a insane grandmother chasing me, Gaea might raise rent. It's more money but Gaea makes it hard on me! Why do I have to get the goat milk every day? Why do I have to hike the long way? Why can't I just kill Kronos already?
"Zeus! Come out here!" Gaea screamed.
"Okay. In a minute!" Zeus shouted back
"Don't in a minute me! Never in a minute me!" Gaea shot back.
"Geez, in a minute!" Zeus replied.
"What did I just say?"
I hate my life! And I'm immortal! I'm going to die and just come back again.