1st Semester
Episode 2: War Preparations...
Student Council Room...
The Student Council Room, a special room that's located betwixt the fourth Headmaster's floor and the third floor of classes. It's a special room that can only be accessed by those wearing the regulation student council armband! It's a highly protected room and can not be accessed even by teachers.
T.T-Lecter "Lemme get this straight...you're the student council president?" In his usual sarcastic and nonchalant tone, my bandaged best friend stood with his arms crossed glaring at me like I'd done something wrong. The student council room despite how highly protected and efficient many claimed it to be, was just a normal room with one window, a foldable table and chairs and afew bulletin boards.
Nothing fancy like they made it out to be for some reason. It was disappointing but, the abode is not the reason why I accepted the job anyway.
"That's right, the surprise raffle that is done once every four years to choose the next student council president. Can ya believe it's me?!" I said sitting down in one of the foldable chairs, I'd had my legs sprawled across the table in front of me. "As my first act of presidency I will be changing all of the female uniforms to naked aprons!"
T.T-Lecter "Doubt that...at anyrate have you any idea what this means?"
XD-Me "The shitty hotdogs are coming off the menu?"
T.T-Lecter "No... becoming student council president isn't a game. It's a life or death struggle every single day...of all the students in school you'll be working the hardest."
"Whaddaya mean Lecter-kun? Of course I'll be working the hardest, once the school hears of my rise to presidency in the inauguration ceremony. I'll have more than my fill of enemy attacks." I happily raised my fist. "Hoooray for assassination attempts!"
T.T-Lecter "Your masochism always amuses me. The Inauguration is always seven days after the president is chosen. The school doesn't find out until the end of the week. These seven days are gonna be pretty tough."
I laughed aloud still amused at the turn of events. Me? President? Seriously? "Fufufufu...hell is what it'll be. Quistis Trepe-san was not too happy with me becoming President. So there's no doubt she'll let the word slip and tell afew students to get me killed. Fufufu."
"If the President who was chosen gets killed before the inauguration ceremony then the next representative who actually applied for the role will become President." Lecter grinned showing his bear trap shaped chompers. "That's what I love most about this school, it's filthy murderous filled inner workings."
"Gardens aren't schools. They are military camps that train mercenaries, we only cover it up with words like school, classes and students. When we forget that every student here is a potential killer. Fufufufuuu." I laughed.
"Despite the chips being stacked against you, you still find the time to jest." My companion quipped.
I balanced my chair on it's two back legs while looking at him. "Of course...it's all in good fun. If I die then too bad, but if I live...I'll live in paradise." I felt my lower body reacting as I thought of a field of beautiful girls in nothing but their panties. "Ooooooh. Paradise!" I pointed to the light blue armband that cycled my left arm which was the official armband of the Student Council President.
I was given four other armbands for the four other spots on the student council committee. "In this great struggle, the Headmaster-Oji san told me that the Student Council President was like the Commander General and the Treasurer, Vice President, Manager of General Affairs and Secretary were like the Captains that'll lead my armies to victory. I was thinking I wanted to have an all girls student council but...meh...you've been a good lackey of mines for quite some time."
POW!
With that Lecter drew upon his twin pistols and shot me once in head, my body fell back like a corpse and the hole in my head healed instantly. Despite my Auto-Cure ability, whenever I'm struck in the head my body becomes paralyzed for afew seconds. Because for just a milisecond I infact do actually die!
After my body was healed I stood up and wiped the excess blood from my forehead. "What a rush."
"I'm not nor have I ever been your lackey, Kumagawa." He spat.
"Fine... Fine... Whatever you friggin idiot just take the damn armband stupid, jackass." I said with a smile. With that I handed him the Armband for Manager of General Affairs. He accepted the armband with a straight nonchalant face. He strapped it onto his left arm like myself and then he nodded.
"I have joined your party. To commemorate this event, I'll be blowing your brains out." With that Lecter placed the barrel of his gun to my forehead.
"Lecter-kun?" A smile was the last thing I gave him before he pulled the trigger.
POW!
This time I felt my brains come out from the back of my head but my body healed just seconds before I hit the ground. Blood was still splattered over the sun covered window. I got up and wiped the blood from the back of my head and forehead with a handkerchief.
"Now that that's out of the way, let's discuss our next move from here. You trigger happy, egotistical, self centered asshole." I laughed.
With that both me and my accomplice sat down across the grey table provided in the medium student council room. "I suggest that I do reconnaissance. No doubt the guys gunning for president is who we should look out for."
"Oh there's no need for that I already know who it is." I said raising a finger. "It's Rinoa Heartily-Ojou sama. She's the only student in this school who actually wants this job. She applied afew months ago I believe...I saw her post her name in the hall bulletin while I was checking out her tit-zitties. Fufufu!" My mind once again played back the memories of cleavage and booty.
T.T-Lecter "Hmmm..." Lecter grinned raising his upper lip and showing his teeth. His crimson red eyes seemed to flare, he'd only get this look when there is a possibility we were gonna die. Lecter-kun is as much a masochist as I am. He just hides it behind all of his nonchalant-coolness. "We couldn't ask for a better opponent."
"Fufufu...How come? Is it because her boyfriend is the strongest SeeD in school?" I asked.
"Yeah, not only that but she has the favor of the Desciplinary Committee. I hear she's two timing on Squall and screwing Seifer behind his back. So she has Squall, Seifer, Fu and Raijin along with her lackeys." Lecter said and with that I raised an eyebrow keeping my usual smile.
"Whaddaya mean, lackeys? Lecter-kun?" I winked.
"Don't wink at me or I'll shoot you again. Anyway, Rinoa has seven followers who go to hell and back for her. They call themselves the Sorceress Seven. All of them work directly under Rinoa, getting her everything she could ever want. I even hear Rinoa screws acouple of them to keep them in line." Lecter informed me with his arms crossed.
"Well Rinoa-Ojou sama is one naughty little girl. You sure are informed Lecter-kun, I'm glad I have ya." I winked again without thinking and POW! I saw red as a bullet drove through my left eyesocket and my body limply fell backwards. I quickly healed before I hit the ground again then simply stood up completely healed.
As we were plotting there was suddenly this beeping sound, it was akin to something like a microwave confirmation sound. Lecter's eyes narrowed as he stood up, I turned around to see out the window was a girl with long crimson red hair wearing a jet pack. She held in her arms a rocket launcher that lashed across her shoulder and aimed at us.
"Well somebody wants to play?" I laughed.
"Funny because so do I." Lecter grinned.
The young girl pulled the trigger of the launcher releasing the smoking projectile which soared straight for the Student Council Office. Lecter was like a mongoose, fast and...mongoosey. He zipped past me drawing his two handguns from the leather straps seemingly fused to inside of his uniform and fired off two shots.
One to break the glass with the second following through and collided with the explosive just an inch before reaching the window. The fiery explosion almost melted my face but it managed to destroy the entire wall leaving us completely exposed.
Landing down in the room with us was a girl with long crimson red hair curtaining her back, she wore a female uniform which was completely water colored a fatigue camo color. She stood at almost 4 feet, she was tiny and held the bazooka like it was nothing at her side. She removed the circular goggles from her eyes and strapped them to her forehead.
"Greetings, president elect. It's nothing personal but I'm here to kill you today, desu!" She said.
Lecter grinned standing before me like a good slave. "Actually it'll all be personal for me and you'll be the deader this day, child."
"Momo-zono-Momo is my name, and Momo doesn't like being called a child, desu." She said pointing the bazooka at both of us.
I smiled. "She's so adorable. Can I see your panties?"
O.o-Momo "But Momo doesn't wear panties, desu."
At that moment, that beautiful moment, the wind had caught her skirt and blew it up revealing a naked lower torso. Blood burst out of my nose so much that I rocketed away into a wall hitting my head first and slithering down to the ground were I laid flat as if I'd been drained of all my bodily juices.
"Relax, Kumagawa. Remember she's here to kill us?" Lecter said. "Though going au-natural isn't exactly ideal for a hitman."
T.T-Momo "Momo doesn't wear panties because they're too constricting, desu!" She angrily raised her rocket launcher and took aim.
"Is that the last thing you're gonna say before firing a rocket?" Lecter shouted.
Author's Note: It's the first day after Kumagawa's election, yet he's already being attacked by assassins?! Will he die from his perverted nature or will the assassin actually do their jobs? Only time can tell. Oh yeah...as a side note. Damn Rinoa's such a whore!