As Naruto is thinking about it he bang into Shikamaru Shikamaru: Hey Naruto ....didn't you bring your eyes out today?
Naruto: ermmm.... maybe and Shikamaru.... do you wanna go to the Akatsuki hideout?
Shikamaru: REALLY? May I?
Naruto: ermmm... yeah and why you had such great reaction?
Shikamaru: cause.... you know that Sasori?
Naruto: Ya that Pinokio? whats wrong with him?
Shikamaru: He is a better player in Shouji than ME!.... you see( Took out a list)
Naruto: What's this?
Shikamaru: This is the list of ranking in Shouji.
1. Sasori 2. Nara Shikamaru 3. Nara Shikaku 5. Pein 6. Garra 7. Deidara 8. Kazuku .
9999. Naruto Naruto: Hey this list is fake, how can I be such lousy in anything!
Shikamaru: Don't be Sad you are not the last Naruto: See i told you...( Who is lousier than Me)
10000. Tobi Shikamaru: At least you are seecond last Naruto: OMG..... this is making me..... soooo....sooooo Happy!
Shikamaru: good that you love it... lets go then Naruto: wait... I want to find 4 more friends there, any suggestion?
Shikamaru: thats easy.
5 hours later Nartuo: Shikamaru.... are you sure that this works?
Shikamaru: are you suspecting me?
Naruto: No... but.
Shikamaru: If not then shut up.
Naruto: But... Shikamaru Shikamaru: What?
Naruto: You think that putting a sign in the middle of the road saying " Party at Akatsuki hideout.... interested please come to Naruto's house and meet" works?
Shikamaru: Of course.
Naruto: errr and with PS: We will not pay for your funeral Shikamaru: Of course we must state that... or else we need to spent 10000 yen on each funeral!
Naruto: Wow! thats a good plan Shikamaru.
3 hours later, at Naruto's house.
Naruto: Hey Shikamaru Shikamaru: What?
Naruto: don't you think that my house is Shikamaru: Is what?
Naruto: Is Shikamaru: Is?
Naruto: Filled with Shinobi and Kunoichi!
Shikamaru: Ya i notice that.
Naruto: And my house is bigger than it used to be?
Shikamaru: hmmm... ya it had grown by 10span style="font-style: italic;" /spanemsquare/em-foot and there is bricks out of the buliding.
Naruto: And Shikamaru....I think.
Shikamaru( kinda scared): what?
Naruto: I think that.................... your idea is great!
Shikamaru: err.. Of course.
Naruto(using a loudspeaker): YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's time for election for those who can Go to the Akatsuki hideout!
One shinobi: Just take me there, i will do anything for you! I will give you 30 packets of cup ramen each Week!
Naruto: This is a fair contest and I.... what you say? 30 packets of ramen each week? you are going there for sure!
Shikamaru: Yo Naruto..... the contesters are selected 1. Nameless Shinobi 2. Jiraya 3. Garra of the Dessert 4. Hatake Kakashi Sasuke Naruto: Ok everybody lets go.
At there.
Naruto pressed the doorbell...." Art is a Bang!!!!!!"( Still a weird bell)
Deidara opened the door Deidara: Yo Nine-tailed moron ... nice to see you.
Naruto: Hi Deidara, good to see you too, and why is the bell.
Deidara: cause we decided that Monday is tobi's bell, Tuesday is mine, Wednesday is Itachi's... , Thursday is pein's , friday is Konan's, Saturday is Hidan's, and Sunday is.... mixture Naruto: O...k i will come again on sunday Deidara: Who are those guys behind you?
Naruto: oh... they are here for a quest... Shikamaru is here for.
Shikamaru: Challenging Sasori!
Naruto: And Sasuke is here to Sasuke: Kill Itachi and take over his company of Hitachi!
Naruto: and Garra is here to.
Garra: Play.
Naruto: Pevy sage is here to.
Jiraya: Ask Pein some question Naruto: and finally Kakashi is here to Kakashi: read make-out paradise with Kisame ( Zabuza loves to read too)
Deidara: O...k come in....( everybody walked in) lets go Garra lets play Wii Garra: ........ok Wii is not the nintendo Wii, it is We In India= Deidara bomb the idiot who play with him to india Kisame: Yosh.
Kakashi: hey Kisame... Zabuza told me that you have a limited edition make-out paradise.
Kisame: Yeah.... wanna read?
Kakashi: OK.... ( New friendship is born)
Kisame later challenge Kakashi for the make-out tatics em/emSasuke: hmmm... staircase of eternity.... old trick... Kai!
Itachi: Hi little brother.... long time no see..... wanna have 50% of the share of my company?
Sasuke: Wow... thanks big brother, (pick up a newspaper) What? Hitachi is down?
Shikamaru: Hmmmm.... Great move Sasori Sasori: thank you.
Shikamaru: but take that.
Sasori: ahhh i lost **** you span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;" Sandaime Kazekage!/span
Jiraya: Hi pein the god Pein: hmm... i like that.
Jiraya: I wish that you could grant me a wish Pein: fine... what will the wish be?
Jiraya: i wish that my books can be sold out Pein: i thought your books re already having a great sale Jiraya: Not those book... i mean the ???? book Pein: o that book.
Jiraya: ya.... i wish that it could be sold out Pein: No... i hate your books.
Naruto: Hi tobi Tobi: Hi Naruto-kun Naruto: lets play Tobi: sorry Naruto-kun i am busy today Naruto: what are busying about?
Tobi: writing a list for everything 's ranking Naruto: Omg.. you wrote that list?
Tobi: ya keep that a secret... i got a special ability to sense ranking from a special planet, and a volcano errupts when i sense something.
Naruto: Ok..... (weird Tobi)
10 hours later.
Pein: attention everyone.. i had a plan.... lets Destory Konoha, and those idiots that come!
Everybody: what?
Pein: I hate Konoha people.... especially Naruto!
Everybody: you got a point, he is annoying and irritating Pein: and i killed the nameless shinobi...I felt gulity as he died without a name on his grave but i recover from it.... it cost me 10 seconds... i am more and more caring now... In the past it only cost me 3 seconds to forget it, anyways what should we say? Akatsuki?
Akatsuki : Yay!( Pein look at them fiercely) err....we mean.................................. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lets have a party that he died : )
Pein: Thats more like the Akatsuki I Ruled Naruto: OMG its dangerous here.....they are crazy... better escape.
Pein: Attack!, Akatsuki members!
Itachi: I wanna kill Kisame, shark fin for you guys later.
Kazuku: I always wanna kill Sasori... I can break his arm and sell him a real one for $100000 Deidara: Tobi's mine!
Pein: You morons... i mean attack the Konoha people idiots.
Tobi: Boss.... they are gone!
Pein: What?
(10km from the base)
Naruto: OMG they are nuts!
Shikamaru: Its all your fault Naruto!
Naruto: How would I know that they are such cruel, evil , unkind, foolish, crazy , demonic peoples?
Neji: Anyway, its good that everybody is fine right?
Kakashi: yup... those who leave their friends behind are jerks Garra: Nameless shinobi died Kakashi: never mind he is not our friend.
Naruto: Ok then shall we return? we are now in Hidden cloud village!
Shikamaru: 10 km is too fast right?
Naruto: I guess you are right..... and where is pervy sage?
Jiraya: I am here... in Konoha.... you idiots are soooooooooo far? Thousand voice travelling ?
Naruto: anyway... lets don't go to the hideout again... the moral of this story.
Ps: I know this story sucks cause i am tired/ out of idea right now. sorry for the bad story.... i will make sure the next story is better