Ways to Annoy Prolific Serial Killers

by ilikcheez

Just an idea that came from too much Halloween candy and slasher movies! My first fanfic! Oh, joy! Requests are accepted if I missed any of your favorite slasher! I don't own any of the serial killers.

2. Chapter 2

Ways to Annoy Jason Voorhees

Tell him he should go beating people over the head with a lacrosse stick while he's at it.

Buy him Swimmies.

Use "Yo Mamma!" jokes on him, then say, "Aww, too soon?"

Squirt him with a water bottle whenever he tries to kill you.

Sign him up for a swim team.

Beat him repeatedly over the head with a plastic bat, yelling, "WHY! CAN'T! YOU! JUST! DIE! ALREADY!"

Tell him he desperately needs a shower.

Tell him to try a football helmet instead.

If he actually does try the football helmet, tackle him.

Ask him how his boyfriend is doing stuck in a boiler room.

Design his room so it looks like a boating house.

Ask him if he's kind of like a zombie or something.

After that, follow him around, holding your arms out and moaning, "Brains!" every couple of seconds.