Princess: LET'S GET READY TO RAP BATTLE~!
Ripper: Why are you yelling?
Princess: Dunno. Anywho! Time for the first battle! In my corner, the VP of the Host Club, the Shadow King himself, KYOUYA MOTHERFRENCHIN' OOTORI~!
Ripper: Ooookay...? So in my corner, the world's deadliest man, and a fangirl favorite, much to my despise, KYOUYA FUCKIN' HIBARI!
Princess: Ooh~, Kyoya vs Kyoya. What a great way to start it! Yay!
Ripper: It is. So let's start!
Both: BEGIN!
-KYOYA OOTORI VERSUS KYOYA HIBARI-
Kyoya
Stand back second Kyoya, cuz I'll charge you a fee
Being a whack-ass, bad-guy looking version of me
See, I don't intimidate morons with an Elvis army
No, I just push up my glass, now watch bitches swarm me.
All I need is a notebook and a pen or two
Watch me count up my money, while you a rent-a-cop at school
You ain't got shit on me, look alikes or not
So you and that bitch bird of yours can both suck my cock
Hibari
I'll bite you to death, who are you calling a look alike
A bitch to a homosexual blonde with an appetite
You harass girls in the darkness and give people taxes
I scare away girls and whoop grown men's asses
I'm Cloud Guardian, head of the discipline
So let me teach you a lesson, put you over my lap and then
Kill you. Respect my authority. Bitch you want more of me?
You're scum to me, let my boy Kusakabe handle you for me.
Kyoya
You're just a little bitch of a mafia crew
With a crybaby leader and a terrorist too
You think you the strongest they have, but here's the reality
No one like like a fucking loner with the fetish, beastiality
Black hair, slit eyes, and some crotch-resistant slacks
I ashamed for being compared to yo dick-monging ass
I'm the mothafucking Shadow King, my word is the law
Now get out outta my kingdom and get the fuck off my balls.
Hibari
So you wanna talk shit bout my love of things, small
Well, I don't like your dick, and that's pride before a fall.
I don't need a mafia and I don't the committee
I'll make you gag on your glasses and die with simplicity
Get your ass whooped by the skylark you dick
Kamikurosu your fake ass till I make you sick.
I ain't no pacifist, I beat you till ain't shit of you left.
Cuz by my hands and tonfas will be your cause of death
Who won? Review and explain! Ja ne!
(This rap was written by Princess Ramen-8018...yay!)