I was stunned by the reception to this! Thanks for the reviews! I was worried it would be seen as really mean, but it's not like I don't understand why people write stories like this.
My first fanfic, all the way back in 2011 (one I since deleted), starred my OC Sue who broke rules of canon, got to bed two hawt guys, and had the exact eye color as me. At the time, I was writing to live out my wish fulfillment instead of to tell a compelling story.
Destiny had settled into... oh let's say Alexandria to keep things current, and things were going ultra romantical with the previously non-romantic and closed-off crossbow-wielding redneck. Oh, but he was still a pain in the ass sometimes! Argh!
So after one whole day together, she graced him with her porcelain touch.
Daryl is crying sexy manly tears after his and Destiny's insane lovemaking where he made her a woman and healed her of all past trauma and sadness with his 9.5 inches of penis. She had also been very tight because no woman in fan fiction ever has a vag that is not like sticking your dick into a Chinese finger trap.
"Destiny!" Daryl cries as she runs her hands across his abuse scars which he now likes to be seen and touched. "You've been able to break down layer after layer of my redneckish anger and walls within days! It took Rick, Carol, and Beth years to get there! How did you do it?"
"It's because..." She gets up, putting on her lacy red underwear and push-up bra that makes her boobs look huge, black tank top, tight skinny jeans, and tons of holsters to carry weapons that she uses with military precision and accuracy. "I'm immune!"
Daryl jumps up from the bed. He had a big penis and a hot angel wing tattoo. "WHAT!?"
"Yes! It's true! Somehow, with no explanation, I'm immune. I get bit every day and I never die from it."
Suddenly, Rick opens the door and covers his eyes. "OH FUCK Daryl I didn't know you'd be in here doing it with a girl you just met. Not like it's unusual for you though so I'm just gonna laugh at it."
"Lol sorry Rick." Daryl gets dressed in his dirty clothes because he never bathes. But he still smells good and arousing.
"So anyway," Rick continues, "there's a horde of walkers threatening to break in! Destiny, I trust you with my soul now. Will you and Daryl majestically go save Alexandria? By the way... I think I'm in love with you."
Destiny gasps, making her huge bust heave. She sways over to Rick. "I... I think I have feelings for you too. But I'm with Daryl! Damnit, Rick! Since when did the apocalypse turn into a huge 90210 love disaster? What happened to the moral questions we face and doing what it takes to stay alive!?"
Daryl jumps on Rick and they fight over a girl. After everything they've been through together, they are now fighting over a nice pair of boobs. But she's nothing like Andrea and Lori who also slept with or loved multiple guys just like Destiny. Destiny is perfect while those two are whores.
"No!" Destiny yells sexily. "Don't fight over me! I'm pregnant!"