After the gods managed to get themselves under control again, Zeus clicked the 'Next Chapter' button.

'Hades!' he roared. 'There's no Wi-Fi here!'

'What?' a very annoyed Hades asked. 'Ask Hermes if it's about Wi-Fi. I had nothing to do with it!'

'Not you.' Zeus rumbled. 'Just slang.'

Hades looked furious and Hermes fixed the Wi-Fi in record time to stop a fight.

The laptop was thrown to Nico, who started to read.

What just happened...

'Don't mention it.'

The arrow was released. Knowing what was going to happen, Alexis threw her knife at the arrow. They collided in mid-air. Angered, Cupid prepared another arrow and this time hit his target.

'I told you not to mention it.'

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Alexis and Nico shouted at the same time.

Everyone looked at Nico.

Percy glanced at Nico.

"I, uh, was, um, predicting what she was going to say." the son of Hades said guiltily.

Aphrodite was looking at Nico queerly.

Legolas looked at Alexis.

Everyone stifled a laugh except Legolas and Alexis.

*This section has been omitted for the sake of Alexis and Legolas' sanity. We apologize for any inconvenience. Two engagement rings,

'Hey, have you still got them?' Hermes asked.

one hour, and a whole lot of forgetful dust later, everything and everyone is back to normal.*

'Are you sure of that?' Apollo asked while grinning slyly. Artemis whacked him on the head.

Apollo rubbed his head, muttering something about Hermes being lucky without a twin sister.

"Phew!" Percy exclaimed, "That was close! I almost had an Elf as a brother-in-law."

'Is there anything wrong with elves?' Aragorn asked. He had grown up with elves, after all.

*More forgetful dust*

"Um, Frodo, it's your turn," Jason said.

"I pass to Leo. He seems worthy of my turn."

'Are you sure of passing a turn to Leo?' Hera asked, worried. She didn't like demigods that much, but they were crucial to her plans. They had proved that during the Giant War.

Leo grinned wickedly.

Gimli gulped.

"Gimli, Truth or Dare?"

"Truth," the dwarf grunted.

"Wow, I really did not expect you to say that." Leo said, "What is your favorite song from America and sing it too."

The dwarf sighed. "Can I lie?"

"Well, duh, now we all know that you were going to lie! So just tell the truth." Piper explained.

'Pipes could just use her charmspeak, actually.' Jason said.

"I've really only heard a few American songs, but out of those I'd have to choose Thriller. Then again, the other songs I have heard are the ABC song,

'Really?' Ares asked. He had taken a liking to the fierce looking dwarf when he first saw him and couldn't believe that he would listen to songs like that.

Jingle Bells,

Ares groaned.

and Itsy Bitsy Spider."

Ares decided against the dwarf after all.

Leo grinned and turned on a CD player. "Okay, now sing."

'Sing it again!' Apollo was really enthusiastic. Legolas was smirking in the background. Gimli turned redder than Ares' eyes.

"It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark..."

The music stopped when the song ended. Everyone erupted into laughter.

Everyone burst into laughter.

"Funniest...singing...hilarious...wow..." Legolas laughed, trying to breathe.

Gimli glared at Legolas, who was still on the floor.

"Oh yeah?" Gimli threatened, "Well, I bet it's not as funny as this video of the entire Cupid Love Fest you enjoyed not too long ago!"

Alexis leaped for the video camera. "Please, delete it. I'll use the forgetful dust. I'll kill Leo.

'You never kept that promise.' Gimli grumbled. Alexis just looked sheepish.

Just please, please, please delete that video!"

The dwarf gladly deleted the video as Alexis showered the entire room with forgetful dust.

"Gimli, your turn." Connor reminded.

'Of course I must use it to get revenge on our dear elf.' Gimli smirked.

"Legolas, Truth or Dare?"

Find out what happens next in Chapter Four as the game continues!

They collapsed into laughter once again as Gimli was forced to sing all of the songs he mentioned by Apollo.