OKAY SO, NEXT CHAP ;) THANKS FOR ALL THE REVIEWS! OMG I can't Believe how many reviews I got for 'Jace doesn't know who Peeta is!' fanfic and the 'Jace and Sexy and he KNOWS IT' fanfic got so many favouriters and reviews! I am SOOOO happy you all liked it! I got a lot more followers because of 'Jace doesn't know who Peeta is!'. So…. Yes! This is another chapter! I'm really glad you all liked the first chapter! ;) (mwahaha now it is RAGE time!) oh and, Jamie Campbell Bower will be playing as Jace in the movie. I. hate. Him. Jamie can act, sure, but he is NOT what Jace Wayland looks like in a lot of people's minds. In my mind, Jace Wayland looks like Alex Pettyfer when he was a teenager. (yeah cause now hes like thirty xD) Oh but I think Lily Collins will be perfect for Clary! ANYWAY,
READ. ON. NOW.
CLAREBEAR HAS LOGGED ON
SEXGAWD HAS LOGGED ON
RATFACE HAS LOGGED ON
RatFace: Hey Clary
ClareBear: Hey Simon!
SexGawd: hey babe
ClareBear: no.
SexGawd: what?
ClareBear: don't call me babe.
RatFace: ooohhh Wayland just got REJECTED
SexGawd: no.
ClareBear: hehe just kidding Jace…
SexGawd: k
RatFace: something is wrong with Jace. He isn't arguing.
ClareBear: he spent seven hours in the shower yesterday washing off the glitter. I think the water got to him
SexGawd: k
RatFace: you're right Clary. His mind has been poisoned by water.
ClareBear: not funny
SexGawd: k
ClareBear: Jace turn that down!
SexGawd: No. It's a good song :D
RatFace: Whaaatt?
ClareBear: JACE IS LISTENING TO JUSTING BEIBER! MY EEEAARRRSS!
RatFace: *throws up* Jace that is disgusting how could you hurt Clary like this?
ClareBear: JACE SHUT IT OFF! SHUUTTT ITTT OOFFFFFF
SexGawd: BABY, BABY, BABY, OOOHHH….
ClareBear: STOP! STOP JACE!
RatFace: Justin Bieber is worse than death
SexGawd: NOOOOOO JB IS AWESOME!
ClareBear: ISABELLE!
SexGawd: I'm not Isabelle. I'm Jace
ClareBear: Isabelle get off Jace's account!
RatFace: Izzy can I have a kiss?
SEXGAWD HAS LOGGED OFF
RATFACE HAS LOGGED OFF
SEXGAWD HAS LOGGEN ON
ClareBear: Jace…?
SexGawd: hey babe
ClareBear: do you happen to like JB?
SexGawd: HELL NO CLARY. HE IS TORTURE
ClareBear: I agree…hey…what song is that?
SexGawd: I'm describing myself through music
ClareBear: :/ it's Everybody Loves me.
SexGawd: ONEREPUBLIC FTW!
ClareBear: No, Hedley is better!
SexGawd: WHHAAAATTT?
ClareBear: that's right.
SexGawd: Hedley's okay…
ClareBear: so how's your sparkly room coming along?
SexGawd: don't even..
ClareBear: I knew you loved it
SexGawd: no I don't
ClareBear: yes you do! Admit you do..
SexGawd: But I don't
ClareBear: I know where you're ticklish… :^)
SexGawd: NO! NO. NOOO
ClareBear: ADMIT THAT HEDLEY IS BETTER.
SexGawd: NEVA! MWAHAHAHHAAHA HEHEHEHEHE…
ClareBear: :O Magnus really needs to stop giving you drinks, Jace
SexGawd: hehehehe WHY?
ClareBear: You are acting crazy!
SexGawd: EVERYBODY LOVES ME! Hmm… I just threw Alec's goldfish out of the window! :D FLY FISH, FLY! FLY, YOU STUPID FISH!
ClareBear: godamit. FISH DON'T FLY!
SexGawd: what? Yes they do. Butterflies don't fly! You are getting fish confused with butterflies. Fish fly, and butterflies swim.
ClareBear: I have officially given up.
SexGawd: NANANANANANANANA I AM A ROCK STAR I GOT MY ROCK MOVES AND I DON'T NEED YOUUUUU SO WHAT… oooohhhh Clary why do you have a fluffy thing in your room?
ClareBear: Idiot! Shut up and PUT MY HAMSTER DOWN!
SexGawd: WEEEEEEEE nooooo it is not a hamster. It is a parrot.
ClareBear: PUT. THE HAMSTER. DOWN.
SexGawd: whyyyyy? It is making squeaky sounds! IT MUST BE A PARROT. HEHEHEHEHE HAHAHAHHA :D
CLareBear: OKAY WHATEVER! PARROT. IT IS A PARROT. HAPPY? NOW PUT THE PARROT DOWN!
SexGawd: hehehe.. okay.
ClareBear: Jace I will be home in a few minutes. Lie down and sleep until I get home and don't break ANYTHING. and that includes all electronics, the bed, the wall, and ground, all vases, all books, all food, all televisions, all refrigerators, all bathrooms, all toilets, and yes. It also includes pickles.
SexGawd: But I can't sleep! THEY ARE WATCHING ME!
ClareBear: who is watching you?
SexGawd: THEM! THEY ARE!
ClareBear: WHO? I AM GETTING IRRITATED! JACE STOP BEING SO FRKN ANNOYING!
SexGawd: the sparkly fairies! They are on to me!
ClareBear: Jacey I loooovvee you, and as your girlfriend, I am saying this: YOU SCREWED UP IDIOT SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND SLEEP!
SexGawd: :'( that is mean
ClareBear: Sorry baby go to sleep I'm almost at the Institute. I'll be there when you wake up
SexGawd: I see pretty rainbows and sparkly unicorns! WEEEEEE!
ClareBear: I have one thousand five hundred and twenty six different ways to torture Magnus to a slow and painful death that has just popped into my mind. Magnus will pay for making me go through this. :/
SexGawd: I'm tired Clares. Nighty night :D
ClareBear: night! Go to sleep. Now. Bye.
SEXGAWD HAS LOGGED OFF
ClareBear: and now I'm home… crap.
CLAREBEAR HAS LOGGED OFF
HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OKAY…. So I don't blame you if you thought that this chapter was boring and totally fluffy and romantic. I'm sorry! I was feeling… hmm… fluffable. Mwahaha yesh. Jace and Clary fluff is so cute and I can't find it anywhere these days! EVERY. SINGLE. CLACE FIC HAS LEMON! So annoying. X( I don't have anything against you if you enjoy lemons though, but sometimes I like fluff only, you know? Wellllll…. This chaps done! Oh, and I really did not mean to offend JB lovers in this chap… and omg I LOVE HEDLEY! 3333 OH OH ONE LIFFEE…
Hope you liked the story… :)