Duo Discovers Sugar Part 2
Heero had regained conciousness. Together he and Wufei searched the house for the wacky authoress and her favorite Gundam character.
"Come out come out wherever you are…" muttered Heero, waving his gun around. He LIKED his room all right, but didn't wish the other pilots to know that. Plus, he wanted to kill Duo for taking naked pictures of Relana without her knowledge.
Wufei and Heero had reached Trowa's room, and kicked open the door. Immediately their skin paled, and tinged with green at seeing the couple on the bed. Both ran down the hall and Heero got into the bathroom first. Vomiting noises are heard from outside.
"INJUSTICE! I NEED TO---*gulp*"
Wufei threw up in the nearest potted plant.
"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggllllllyyyyppppppufffffffff Jiiiiiiiiiggglllllleeeeeeeeeeeeepufffffff!" came from the den.
Heero came bursting out of the bathroom and ran with Wufei into the den, gun pointed and saber drawn.
When they got there, they found Duo and Meg dressed as Jigglypuffs. Yep, ears, pink face paint, curl and such. Meg snored loudly in Duo's lap.
"Jiggly?!?" exclaimed Duo, pushing Meg. "PUFF!"
He hit Heero and Wufei, knocking them out and drew all over their faces. Then laughing like a maniac, he grabbed his authoress and bolted out the door.
Trowa and Quatre had gotten their clothes back on after their little bit of 'fun', (Peace out all Quatre/Trowa fans!) and were now also looking to kill Duo and Meg.
"We shouldn't kill them, but they went too far… tearing down my chibi wallpaper…" sniffed Quatre, loading a gun.
Trowa just responded "………,……….!"
"Yes you're right as always Trowa."
"………"
"You're welcome Trowa."
Meanwhile…
"Now Duo, lets get some *really good* sugar!" the authoress smiled evilly.
"Oh really? What could be better than Pixie Stix?" Duo asked interested.
"These." said Meg, taking out a box of Lucky Charms and spilling it all into a big bowl. She quickly separated the marshmallows from the grains.
"These?" he said, picking up a grain piece.
"No stupid. *These*…" she said, holding up a handful of the tiny dehydrated marshmallows.
"Ohhhhhh…." Duo said. Suddenly his gaze turned from dumb-founded to evil.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwaaaaaaa….." he said grinning.
A whole bowl of marshmallows later…
Duo and Meg were in Super Deformed Kawaii Chibi Mode. We'll call them Meg-chan and Duo-chan for the time being…
"Meg-chan wuvs Wucky Charms!" said the SD authoress.
"Duo-chan wanna sing… hearts, stars and horseshoes! Cwovers and bwoo moons! Pwots of gwold and wainbows and me wed bawwoons!" sang Duo-chan.
"Meg-chan thinks Duo-chan sings wuvvily!"
"Weally?" Duo-chan blushed.
Meanwhile…
"Trowa, lets look in the kitchen." said Quatre. Trowa nodded in agreement.
They burst in, guns drawn. The two chibis turned, violet and brown eyes growing bigger and rounder by the second.
"Awwwwwww! How cyyyuuuuuuuuuttte!" exclaimed Quatre, dropping his gun arm. "Don't you think so Trowa?"
Trowa gulped and nodded his head. The second Quatre turned away though, he shook his head "No.".
"Meg-chan angry! Woo inter---- inter…"
"---rupted?" Quatre helped.
"Meg-chan tinks so! Woo interwupted Duo-chan's Jiggwypuff song!"
"Duo-chan wanna another marshmawwow!"
POP!
POP!
Both became normal anime characters again, except they were still hyped on sugar.
"…………………" Trowa reminded Quatre.
"Oh yes, sorry guys…" Quatre said, pointing his gun. "…But we're gonna have to put you two in straight jackets… just a safety precaution…"
Meg sighed, and nodded to Duo. They both took out larger metallic guns. Duo and her put on a pair of sunglasses and some kind of pack on their back.
"I don't think so." Meg said, giving her best impression of 'Arnold'.
"Hasta la vista… babies…" said Duo also impersonating 'Arnold'.
Both the other Gundam pilots dropped their guns.
"Uh… We shouldn't be fighting at all guys…" muttered Quatre, taking a couple steps back.
Meg and Duo turned to each other then DeathGlared® the other two. Quatre fainted in Trowa's arms.
"…………" was all the Trowa said.
Meanwhile…
Heero's eyes sprang open.
"Someone's using my DeathGlare®…" he said in anger. He pushed Wufei awake.
"Huh? Injustice! I was dreaming of Nataku!" yelled Wufei in anger.
Heero put a hand to his mouth. He mouth was curled up in a smile. He began to giggle.
"What is so funny!?!?" asked Wufei in anger.
Finally Heero fell over laughing at what the two had done to Wufei's face. Wufei looked in a mirror and screamed.
They had drawn a beard on him with black marker, and then had written 'Nataku sucks!' and 'I AM INJUSTICE!' on Wufei's cheeks. He ran to the bathroom and began to wash off the horrible marks, only to find they were using permanent markers.
"MAXWELL!!!!!! YOU AND YOUR FRIEND ARE GONNA DIE FOR THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heero looked into the mirror himself and his attitude changed immediately. They wrote 'Perfect Soldier my *ss' and 'Relena lover!' all over his face. On his forehead, Duo wrote 'The God and Goddess of Death was ('was' had been crossed out… Duo needs to work on grammar! Luckily he has an authoress as a friend.) were here!'.
Heero and Wufei now followed the trail of broken stuff to the kitchen.
"Freeze!" yelled Duo, pointing at Wufei and Heero.
"Uh… now Duo, you don't want to hurt us…" Heero began a little shakily.
"Drop your weapons!" Meg called.
All of them, including a sobbing Wufei, handed their weapons over. Meg locked them up in a cabinet.
"Now I want you to slowly and calmly file out and go to your rooms…" Duo said grinning, pointing the gun at them all.
"No wait D-chan! Lets shoot em!" said Meg hyperly.
"Ok!"
They opened fire on the four pilots. They were on the floor crying with pain. Red pools were gathered around each of them.
"I'm gonna die… get Relena! I need to kiss her before I go……" murmured Heero.
"Troooooowaaa! Please don't die Trowa!" cried Quatre, crawling over to his koi.
"……………." he replied, beginning to close his eyes.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Quatre cried and kissed him.
"Injustice! I am indestructible! No! I am a weakling! Nataku I have failed you!!!" cried You-Know-Who slumping over.
"BAKAS!" yelled Meg. "Get up!"
The four other pilots shot her a You're Crazy, Right?® look.
Duo was bent over with laughter.
"Ever hear of dying water red before putting it in the squirt gun???" Duo gasped between laughs.
The four other pilots eyes grew wide with realization then red with anger.
"Pretty sweet joke huh guys?…. Uh guys?" Duo started to back away a little frightened by the anger of the four.
"DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" they all screamed, launching themselves at the two.
"Never thought I'd have to do this…." Meg pulled on a cord, and a bunch of tar came down a chute, and was dumped on the four angry pilots. Duo yanked another cord and a million soft feathers floated down, sticking to the tar.
The four others blinked and looked at each other's feathery image.
"Hee hee hee hee!" Duo and Meg laughed.
They turned, their anger building once again.
"Uh oh…"
The End…. 4 now!!! Muwhahahahaha!!!
Heero had regained conciousness. Together he and Wufei searched the house for the wacky authoress and her favorite Gundam character.
"Come out come out wherever you are…" muttered Heero, waving his gun around. He LIKED his room all right, but didn't wish the other pilots to know that. Plus, he wanted to kill Duo for taking naked pictures of Relana without her knowledge.
Wufei and Heero had reached Trowa's room, and kicked open the door. Immediately their skin paled, and tinged with green at seeing the couple on the bed. Both ran down the hall and Heero got into the bathroom first. Vomiting noises are heard from outside.
"INJUSTICE! I NEED TO---*gulp*"
Wufei threw up in the nearest potted plant.
"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggllllllyyyyppppppufffffffff Jiiiiiiiiiggglllllleeeeeeeeeeeeepufffffff!" came from the den.
Heero came bursting out of the bathroom and ran with Wufei into the den, gun pointed and saber drawn.
When they got there, they found Duo and Meg dressed as Jigglypuffs. Yep, ears, pink face paint, curl and such. Meg snored loudly in Duo's lap.
"Jiggly?!?" exclaimed Duo, pushing Meg. "PUFF!"
He hit Heero and Wufei, knocking them out and drew all over their faces. Then laughing like a maniac, he grabbed his authoress and bolted out the door.
Trowa and Quatre had gotten their clothes back on after their little bit of 'fun', (Peace out all Quatre/Trowa fans!) and were now also looking to kill Duo and Meg.
"We shouldn't kill them, but they went too far… tearing down my chibi wallpaper…" sniffed Quatre, loading a gun.
Trowa just responded "………,……….!"
"Yes you're right as always Trowa."
"………"
"You're welcome Trowa."
Meanwhile…
"Now Duo, lets get some *really good* sugar!" the authoress smiled evilly.
"Oh really? What could be better than Pixie Stix?" Duo asked interested.
"These." said Meg, taking out a box of Lucky Charms and spilling it all into a big bowl. She quickly separated the marshmallows from the grains.
"These?" he said, picking up a grain piece.
"No stupid. *These*…" she said, holding up a handful of the tiny dehydrated marshmallows.
"Ohhhhhh…." Duo said. Suddenly his gaze turned from dumb-founded to evil.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwaaaaaaa….." he said grinning.
A whole bowl of marshmallows later…
Duo and Meg were in Super Deformed Kawaii Chibi Mode. We'll call them Meg-chan and Duo-chan for the time being…
"Meg-chan wuvs Wucky Charms!" said the SD authoress.
"Duo-chan wanna sing… hearts, stars and horseshoes! Cwovers and bwoo moons! Pwots of gwold and wainbows and me wed bawwoons!" sang Duo-chan.
"Meg-chan thinks Duo-chan sings wuvvily!"
"Weally?" Duo-chan blushed.
Meanwhile…
"Trowa, lets look in the kitchen." said Quatre. Trowa nodded in agreement.
They burst in, guns drawn. The two chibis turned, violet and brown eyes growing bigger and rounder by the second.
"Awwwwwww! How cyyyuuuuuuuuuttte!" exclaimed Quatre, dropping his gun arm. "Don't you think so Trowa?"
Trowa gulped and nodded his head. The second Quatre turned away though, he shook his head "No.".
"Meg-chan angry! Woo inter---- inter…"
"---rupted?" Quatre helped.
"Meg-chan tinks so! Woo interwupted Duo-chan's Jiggwypuff song!"
"Duo-chan wanna another marshmawwow!"
POP!
POP!
Both became normal anime characters again, except they were still hyped on sugar.
"…………………" Trowa reminded Quatre.
"Oh yes, sorry guys…" Quatre said, pointing his gun. "…But we're gonna have to put you two in straight jackets… just a safety precaution…"
Meg sighed, and nodded to Duo. They both took out larger metallic guns. Duo and her put on a pair of sunglasses and some kind of pack on their back.
"I don't think so." Meg said, giving her best impression of 'Arnold'.
"Hasta la vista… babies…" said Duo also impersonating 'Arnold'.
Both the other Gundam pilots dropped their guns.
"Uh… We shouldn't be fighting at all guys…" muttered Quatre, taking a couple steps back.
Meg and Duo turned to each other then DeathGlared® the other two. Quatre fainted in Trowa's arms.
"…………" was all the Trowa said.
Meanwhile…
Heero's eyes sprang open.
"Someone's using my DeathGlare®…" he said in anger. He pushed Wufei awake.
"Huh? Injustice! I was dreaming of Nataku!" yelled Wufei in anger.
Heero put a hand to his mouth. He mouth was curled up in a smile. He began to giggle.
"What is so funny!?!?" asked Wufei in anger.
Finally Heero fell over laughing at what the two had done to Wufei's face. Wufei looked in a mirror and screamed.
They had drawn a beard on him with black marker, and then had written 'Nataku sucks!' and 'I AM INJUSTICE!' on Wufei's cheeks. He ran to the bathroom and began to wash off the horrible marks, only to find they were using permanent markers.
"MAXWELL!!!!!! YOU AND YOUR FRIEND ARE GONNA DIE FOR THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heero looked into the mirror himself and his attitude changed immediately. They wrote 'Perfect Soldier my *ss' and 'Relena lover!' all over his face. On his forehead, Duo wrote 'The God and Goddess of Death was ('was' had been crossed out… Duo needs to work on grammar! Luckily he has an authoress as a friend.) were here!'.
Heero and Wufei now followed the trail of broken stuff to the kitchen.
"Freeze!" yelled Duo, pointing at Wufei and Heero.
"Uh… now Duo, you don't want to hurt us…" Heero began a little shakily.
"Drop your weapons!" Meg called.
All of them, including a sobbing Wufei, handed their weapons over. Meg locked them up in a cabinet.
"Now I want you to slowly and calmly file out and go to your rooms…" Duo said grinning, pointing the gun at them all.
"No wait D-chan! Lets shoot em!" said Meg hyperly.
"Ok!"
They opened fire on the four pilots. They were on the floor crying with pain. Red pools were gathered around each of them.
"I'm gonna die… get Relena! I need to kiss her before I go……" murmured Heero.
"Troooooowaaa! Please don't die Trowa!" cried Quatre, crawling over to his koi.
"……………." he replied, beginning to close his eyes.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Quatre cried and kissed him.
"Injustice! I am indestructible! No! I am a weakling! Nataku I have failed you!!!" cried You-Know-Who slumping over.
"BAKAS!" yelled Meg. "Get up!"
The four other pilots shot her a You're Crazy, Right?® look.
Duo was bent over with laughter.
"Ever hear of dying water red before putting it in the squirt gun???" Duo gasped between laughs.
The four other pilots eyes grew wide with realization then red with anger.
"Pretty sweet joke huh guys?…. Uh guys?" Duo started to back away a little frightened by the anger of the four.
"DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" they all screamed, launching themselves at the two.
"Never thought I'd have to do this…." Meg pulled on a cord, and a bunch of tar came down a chute, and was dumped on the four angry pilots. Duo yanked another cord and a million soft feathers floated down, sticking to the tar.
The four others blinked and looked at each other's feathery image.
"Hee hee hee hee!" Duo and Meg laughed.
They turned, their anger building once again.
"Uh oh…"
The End…. 4 now!!! Muwhahahahaha!!!