"Italia no one is in here!"

Germany version

*door shuts*

Know your stars …

Know your stars …

Know your stars …

"Vhat the hell…"

Ludwig Beilschmidt has a ridiculous last name

"I'm am very proud of my name…who are, show your self!"

Ludwig Beilschmidt Sleeps with Italy

"He gets in MY bed! *pulls out gun* If you don't show yourself, I vill shoot at random."

Ludwig Beilschmidt randomly shoots his gun when he is drunk

"I am not drunk."

Oh really, then don't shoot your gun

"Very vell, I von't…vait?"

Ludwig Beilschmidt is a masochist

"I vill end you."

Now you know the Gay Temperamental Masochistic Ludwig Beilschmidt, who gets trigger happy when he's drunk.

"…." *bang bang bang bang *

*door opens *" "Fuck, West! What are you doing?

"We have an intruder and I'm trying to kill him."

"*turns on light* West, your standing in a closet *coat falls off rack, they stare at it* "…go get some rest."

"I…*walks away confused*"

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(Germany hears voices in his head, they talk to him, they understand….they talk to him, woah~)…*random song I just randomly remembered*