RAWWWRGGGH. Woow. Kay I know it's been a while since this has been updated ... And would say something lame excuse like we were busy, or some shizzle like that; but. That would be lying. Let's just say supremely, contagious laziness and get on with our lives -_-

THANK YOU SO MUCH TO "lojeloce of namimori" FOR GIVING US OUR FIRST (and only, but oh well !) REVIEW AND TELLLING US TO 'UPDATE BITCH!'. We were on the floor at that one. ;)

Warning: This is pure crack and random. So if you can't take randomosity seriously, then please go see your family doctor. Some(most?) of our words aren't words, and our grammar can (will) be sloppy are your gramma (kidding... sorta). And if you have any problems with this fanfiction, talk to the foot 'cause the hand doesn't care.

Disclaimer: I like trains and I also like to Get Out Alive so we do not own any shizzle we talk about, reference from and any other shiz we forgot about. I'm half dead right now (I'm a ferret vampire !) so durr.

Again; it's Eruza's POV since my partners are lazy(er!) shizzles than me ... I don't even know how that's possible ... I still love you guys soo...

Our second victim ... is ... the one and trugly(troll ugly !); Yukio Okumura from the epicalityly awesome anime Ao no Exorcist !

Yukio looks at me like I'm the biggest moron in the world and pushes his galsses up like he's all boss.

Being more boss; Kairii goes over and slaps the moles out o him. Go Kairii !

Anyways, let's begin!~

#1) Hide his "collection" of manga.

I find his preference distrubing ... soo .:)

"NONONONO ... GAHHHH SHOUJO MANGA DIPRIVATIONNN. I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIEEEE"

This is fun to watch ... WOOAHH - WOOOOAHH. IS HE HAVING A SIEZURE ...? Sweet.

#2) Take all his bullets. And feed them to Blackie.

"Hey Blackie ... dinner !" I watched as Kairii calls out to the two tailed feline. She's so cute !

"HEY WAIT NO I NEED THOS-" Yukio began to protest then stop when he realized it was too late ...

"IT'S TOO LAA-AATEEE" Dear Gods. Here we go again ...

"Chill man. Be patient. you'll get them back... eventually."

#3) Let Choji eat all his keys

CHUG CHUG CHUG...

In the end, poor Choji died of over-eating ...

But... We'll bring him back... eventually... right?

#4) Tell everyone he knows (maybe some that he doesn't know... just for shits and giggles) that he stopped being a exorcist.

"THAT'S A LIEEEEE" Shiemi's glare runs over everyone in the room.

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"It's a lie right?"

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"RIGHTTT?"

#5) Take all of his shoes. And eat one of each pair.

"RIN! RIN! RINNNN! HOLY MOTHER- RINNNNNNN!" Yukio comes running (hopping) down the hallways of their dormetary like (Eien: Like? What the hell.? IS.) a madman.

#6) Sick Blackie on him

#7) Let loose the fan girls.

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAH~

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH~

... Well. There goes his right leg...- left one too. Is that an arm! OH SHIT. THEY GOT AN EYE.

In some secret crook and cranny Rin is "casually" L squatting filming the beautiful moment of truth. ... OK that didn't fit... at all... But let's just pretend it did kay? :D

#8) Make all his paychecks and income counterfiet.

#9) Put him in a gased glass ball.

Eien: Like a hamster? !

Well... MAYBE... Except for the gased thing... then. YEAH.

#10) Have a blind dude colour code all his notes.

Whoa, that's a full rainbow all the way

Double rainbow, oh my God, double rainbow

It's a double rainbow all the way...damn

It's a double rainbow all the way...damn, oh my God

What does this mean? It's so bright, so vivid

Double rainbow, double rainbow, it's so intense (tense)

What does this mean? It's startin to even look like a triple rainbow

That's a whole rainbow, man, ahhhh!

Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky

Yeah, Yeeeeaaaaah, so intense

Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky

Wow, wow, oh my God, look at that rainbow

I got lazy. So. It's just gunna be lyrics today kids :P

#11) Replace everyone in his "life" with a monkey.

/Note: Remember that monkey demon thing from first episode? :DD

Good times... Good times ...

#12) Simutaneously step on Rin's and Blakie's tails and blame Yukio.

#13) Make an identical and intelligent robot version of that that goes around brutally (Like Hikaru and Kaoru !) rejecting every fan girl he has.

#14) Throw him out a window.

#15) Put him into Dog-Race (Deadman Wonderland ref.) at BEYOND EXTREME HOLY MAYONAISE difficulty with Kenpatchi Zaraki(Bleach), Aizen Sousuke(Bleach), Orochimaru(Naruto), Minatsuki Takami(Deadman Wonderland), Yachiru(Bleach), Hibana(Deadman Wonderland), Yunoki Azuma (La Corda D'oro), and Thron (Bad Moon Rising)

#16) Put him under a magnifying glass in the Saharas.

"JUST GUNNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN."

"Yeah pretty much ..."

#17) Make him meet Thron (From "Bad Moon Rising" By Sherrilyn Kenyon. If you have not read this yet. Go read it NOW. You're missing out.) and royally piss him off.

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Thorn looks agitated...

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Now he's just pissed... He's trying to control it... COME ONE. JUST A LITTLE MOREEE.

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"RAWRRRRRRRRR. DIEEEEE. YOU. FOUR. EYE. DART. BOARD." Thorn bellows while (successfully) violently emphasising each word with a painful blow to the gut.

#18) Give him immortality and set him on fire. Repeatedly.

#19) Cut off all his moles.

#20) Make him eat them.

"ewwww. eeewwwwwww. ewwww. EWWWW."

"Relax ... it's the last one. Man up."

Kairii is videotaping it in HD and Mika ... is. Digging a grave. Smart girl-

"" Yukio's face is currently a nice shade of purple ... I think he chokes on that last mole ...OHH. DAMMIT. IT'S IN THE AIR ...

"That better not get anywhere near me. ..." Mika's face looks deadlyer than hell's hell.

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Mother of - ... It landed on Grell's face...

Well. Since this fanfiction is rates T ... We can't exactly explain what happens next... so ... see you.