So I would like to thank everyone for their support! To all you who fav'ed, followed, and reviewed! Thanks!

Anyway, these don't feel as funny...but the next ones are I do believe. And I'm glad I was able to get Lightning's personality! Here is some more for ya, ProbableImpossibilities! And number four was kinda an in-joke, fufufu~ Glad ya got it! Samael was said to be the patron of Rome...

Sarcastic and Clumsy Girl wanted some Amaimon...and I delivered. Ask and you shall receive~

Also thanks to Starbringer101 and ProbableImpossibilities for the suggestions! A DemonKing! family Reunion must now be written and I think I have something in mind for Shima's hair color...

Anyway here ya go! 6-10!

Ao no Exorcist Characters are not allowed to:

6. Say that there is a Bring-a-Demon King-to-Work Day.

"Aniue…" The green haired Demon surveyed the duel gold, crimson-haired and scantily-clad lady in front of him and decided that she was by far the strangest thing he had ever seen.

"Is she a human-sized mochi?"

"Why, you little-"

"No, she is an Exorcist. Who I will not stop from castrating you if you don't stop staring at her."

"…Hai."

He kept staring.

A tick mark appeared on her forehead and she ground out, "What is this? Some kind of sick joke? I don't remember the Vatican ever approving of having this guy around."

Mephisto seemed almost annoyed as her, which was a first in her book. "Tou-san said it was Bring-a-Demon King-to-Work Day."

She blinked and then stared.

He elaborated, "Which means in a language you can understand: Get-Amaimon-out-of-my-hair-before-I-rip-him-into-b ite-sized-pieces."

Her mouth made an, "O," and much sympathy was shed.

7. Then bring Amaimon to a Head Branch Meeting.

Because him and Lightning having a staring competition was by far the scariest thing anyone had ever seen.

"Aniue?"

"…Hai?" Mephisto looked exasperated.

"He's fun."

And he went back to staring despite the tense atmosphere of an Arc Knight and a Demon King clashing in epic combat.

8. Convince Amaimon it is Okay to use his Hamster-form to sneak food out of the Okumura Twins' fridge.

Because really, Rin didn't want to open the door of the freezer and have a brick-sized hamster fall onto him before it transformed into a frostbitten Demon King. And then have to drag him into the bathroom to de-frost him with a hot bath.

Telling Mephisto why the Earth King was sleeping in his bed with Rin's clothes on him and not his own attire on was not an easy task either.

The things Rin did for family.

9. Tell Angel White Day in Japan is in honor of him and his amazing prowess as the Paladin.

"Of course they would! After all, I am the best Paladin the Vatican has ever had! Seeing me is a gift unto itself! Unlike that sorry excuse called Fujimoto-"

Shura had to slap a hand over his mouth and drag him away while Yukio and the rest of the ExWire's held Rin down before the "best Paladin the Vatican [had] ever had," was reduced to an extra crispy chicken.

He was only mollified when Shiemi later accepted his Honmei-choco that day.

10. Let Lightning hack the Vatican Database and change Arthur Auguste Angel's name to Sir Baldy-Lot per request as an April Fool's joke.

"Agent Storm, I repeat, come in Agent Storm. Over."

Lightning sighed and pressed the button on his military-grade walk-a-talkie. "Yes Shura?"

Static hissed before she groused over the line, "Yer suppose' ta say Over! And use my codename! Over."

Shoulders slumping Lightning rubbed the bridge of his nose. At any other time, he would have been all over this plan with a jolly attitude to match but… "I read you Agent Lingerie, I repeat, I read you Agent Lingerie… Over." He was a little busy identifying the network code he had swiped thanks to his backdoor protocol hidden in the Vatican's mainframe.

I can get in soooo much trouble for this… But he owed Shura a favor and Hell hath no fury like a women scorned.

"Good boy. Now have you done it yet? Over."

Snickering almost at the novelty of the idea he sighed into the walkie-talkie almost wistfully, "Almost there Agent Lingerie. I repeat almost there Agent Lingerie. I just have to break the password codex and then-" Smirking, he tapped a few keys on his laptop while tacking a swig of orange juice from a can and eyes drooping he covered his tracks. "It's done. Over."

"Great! See ya tomorrow at that world conference!"

The line went to static but Lightning couldn't help but chuckle to himself in his living room when she added, "Over and out."

That woman was going to be the death of him.

6. I was just playing around when I thought: Why is Amaimon in Assiah for so long?

7. Then I was like: Surely the Vatican is not that blind...right?

8. And that lead to: He has got to still be messin' with Rin on his off-days.

9. This was originally 6. But I moved the Amaimon one's to the front for Sarcastic and Clumsy Girl. They were originally 21./22./23. Respectively. And Angel is an arrogant man and Honmei-choco is homemade chocolate to give to the girl that gave you chocolate on Valentine's Day. It shows that you made extra effort to get the gift for her instead of Giri-choco which is obligation chocolate. Not as nice or fancy a gift, got it?

10. Ah, one thing lead to another and I imaged that Lightning could hack a database if he so chose. This is what happened after the thought.

So~ When I submitted this to the Doc Manger is was 666 words exact before I put in the A/N. The face I made was like...\\^\\

So thanks for reading and I'll see ya in a day or two!

Tarry a while. Thou art so fair. ~ Wild-Tama