Two in one day! Boom! Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin. BBC was lucky enough to get that one.
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Sometime, Merlin really did wish that he was someone else, because he has some pretty rotten luck. He'd probably already broken the record for number of times getting captured by evil sorcerers and bandits. I mean can't they go and kidnap someone else for a change! This was never in his job description.
"Uggh" came a groan somewhere behind Merlin.
"Is that you Arthur?"
"Where are we?" said the voice.
Yep, definitely Arthur. No one else could be that oblivious.
"In a sunny meadow covered in flowers." he said sarcastically.
"Really? Then why does it smell so bad?" Arthur asked.
"Did you hit your head, Arthur?" Merlin sighed. "I was joking. We are not in a meadow, we are in a cage."
"Well, that explains the smell then." Arthur said, satisfied. "Well, I'm going back to sleep now."
"You do that"
Merlin waited a few minutes until he heard the familiar sound of Arthur's snoring, and then went to work on figuring out their escape plan.
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