Grace's Mansion(Three hours later):
 "The Co-"Dan was about to yell AGAIN, but Amy got tired and stood up to hit him on the head, when Dan suddenly looked like he remembered something.
"Wait! THE COBRAS AND THE HOLTS ARE COMING! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! IT'S WORSE! PEOPLE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST STANDING THERE?"He screamed at them. Amy rolled her eyes.
"You are such a dweeb! How could ANYONE in the world forget the Holts?"
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
"Nevermind, I guess if someone points a poisonous dart gun at you, you'll remember it more than someone who can break your bones?" Amy asked uncertainly.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Be quiet!" Amy almost screamed.
"You know, 'silent' would be quieter than 'quiet'," Nellie said thoughtfully. Amy glared at her.
"What? It's true!"
"Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!" Dan yelled, a BIT more softly. Amy groaned, and got an idea.
"Dan, if you don't stop screaming, I'll give all your ninja stuff to the Holts."
That was the first time in three hours, that Dan wasn't screaming his head off. The Holts can be a little...HARSH, to put it nicely.
DING-DONG!
 And bye-bye, peace and quiet.
"AAAHHHHHH! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! SOMEONE, ANYONE... SCRATCH THAT, ANYONE BUT MY COUSINS, SAAVE MEE!"Dan screamed. Amy rolled her eyes, and went to answer the door.
"Hello peas-I mean Amy,"Natalie greeted. The voice of Dan's nightmares. So it wasn't surprising when Dan wasn't anywhere near the front door when the Kabras entered.
"Hello,"Ian said.
"Hi!" Amy replied, and opened the door wider, to let them in.
"Daniel! COME GET OUR LUGGAGE!" Natalie yelled.
"It's DAN- D.A.N! DAN!" Came a faint voice, echoing through the house.
"I don't care! GET OUR BAGS!"
"I CARE, AND I WON'T!"
"I'll do it!" Amy said, before Natalie could go crazy with her dart gun.
"Thank you, at least SOMEONE'S treating their guests properly." Natalie said. Amy just smiled weakly, and stared at the twenty or more suitcases, and wondering how to move them.
"I'll show you your rooms,"Nellie said, grinning at Amy's hopeless expession.
"Oh, hello, Neddie!"Natalie tried to say nicely, eyeing Nellie's multi-colored hair.
"It's NELLIE!"
"Hello Nolly!" Ian corrected.
"I JUST said my name, WHAT is wrong with you people?"
"Oh, I am sorry, I must have missed it." Ian appologised. Nellie just gritted her teeth and muttered something like 'follow me, your hinghnesses.'
Right after the Kabas left, Dan came running out from the opposite direction, grinning evilly. Amy flinched as her brother smiled sweetly at her.
"What did you do?" Amy said, sounding like the expression 'the calm before the storm.'
"I made the Kabras' rooms nicer, of course!" He exclaimed. There was a piercing scream, and it sounded like three pairs of feet, running in their direction. Dan tried to get out of there before he got caught, but Amy grabbed his arm tightly. Dan looked panicked, and tried to hit Amy, but miscalculated and fell on the floor, head first.
"DANIEL! YOU ARE DEAD!" Natalie and Ian screamed at the tops of their lungs, appearing at the head of the stairs, covered in some green slime, with Nellie silently laughing and panting for breath behind them. Before Dan could say his name isn't 'Daniel,' they heard the bell ring.
DING-DONG!
The Holts crashed through the door, looking thrilled.
"Hey D- What in the world happened in here?"Hamilton Holt screamed.
"I- where are your parents?"Dan demanded, dodging punches and kicks from the Kabras.
"They weren't invited. Only the younger generation and Alaistair."Fiske said, appearing out of thin air. When Nellie saw him, she ran at him like a bull. Fiske actually screamed, and somehow disappeared.
"Cool! That was almost what a ninja lord would do! Except for the girly scream." Dan exclaimed.
"Your house has trap doors?" Senead, Ned, and Ted exclaimed, appearing in the frame of the broken door.
"It does?" Nellie asked, looking for a new victim.
"UHHHHH...I think Uncle Fiske did it, so we could escape in a life or death situation. Like when you tried to kill him,"Ned muttered.
"Yo, meet...What in the world happened here?" Jonah exclaimed.
"That's what I said!" Hamilton yelled.
"Hi guys, I'm...Woah!" Phoenix exclaimed, staring at the struggle Dan was having with the slime-covered Kabras.
"LET'S WRESTLE!" Reagon and Madison screamed, jumping on Dan and Ian. Natalie just shrieked, and tried to get someone with her dart gun. In the matter of five minutes, the loud chaos in the middle of the hall, had reduced to five people, gone unconscious and covered in slime, lying on the floor. Apparently, Natalie had gone so crazy, she had shot her self.
"OK, that is the weirdest way to start a reunion...uhhh, no offense."Phoenix said.
"Yo, you got that right." Jonah agreed.
"Let's just carry them to their rooms before they wake up, so they'll be confused for a while when they do."Amy said. Too late.
"What happened?"Dan asked, getting up drowsily from the floor.
"Who are you people?" Reagon asked as she sat up.
"What's my name, anyway?"Madison questioned.
"Umm... How did three people get amnesia at the same time?" Phoenix wondered aloud.
"Noooo! The stuff from Natalie's dart gun must've caused this." Amy moaned.
"I think it only lasts a few hours."Ted said, examining the 'stuff' in Natalie's dart gun.
"Is this how all family reunions start?" Phoenix asked, looking like he was standing next to the world's most wanted.
"Nope...Don't think so, but it's not boring."Hamilton obsereved.
"My dress is soaked in this...filth!"Natalie screamed.
"So is mine!"Ian exclaimed.
"We're all soaked, so be quiet...whoever you are,"Dan yelled at the Kabras.
"I at least thought you'd remember me,"Amy muttered.
"Oh, I know you, you're the person who tried to kill me a million times,"Dan said weirdly, looking at Ian.
"You remember your cousin, but not your own sister?"Amy asked.
"Wait...I have a sister?"
"You know, this isn't so bad...I DON'T HAVE A BROTHER! I have no idea who this alien is," Amy said joyfully.
"I'M AN ALIEN! SO COOL!"
"Wow this place is big..."Reagon noted.
"Yeah! I could hide in a bunch of places to scare someone...or practice my wrestling moves on them!"Madison agreed.
"Yeah...I think you're my sister, I mean we MUST be related,"Reagon said.
"Wait, did Dan just say 'kill'?" Phoenix looked almost crazy by now.
"Uhhhh, I'll take you guys to your rooms."Nellie said firmly.
"OK!"Phoenix agreed frantically. A few minutes later, Amy was left behind to watch over the people who lost their memories.
"ICE CREAM! NINJAS! CHOCOLATE! CHIPS!"Dan yelled randomly.
"My hair!"Natalie wailed.
"My shirt!"Ian added.
"Be quiet!" Amy commanded.
"YOU be quiet, if you think you know so much!" Madison screamed.
"I like ballet!" Reagon shouted, prancing around the room.
"Okaaay...maybe were NOT related," Madison noted.
"NINJA VIDEO GAMES, T.V.,NUTELLA!"Dan continued.
"This is going to be the longest hours of my life,"Amy muttered.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! THE COBRAS ARE HERE! THE HOLTS ARE HERE! WHO IN THE WORLD ARE THE HOLTS AND THE COBRAS?" Dan screamed.
"YES! You're already getting your memory back!" Amy cheered.
"Why is my sister doing ballet?" Madison asked,dumbfounded.
"Why AM I dancing?" Reagon asked.
"Why are we sitting on the FLOOR?" The Kabras shrieked.
"Cool! I look like I battled some dangerous monsters!" Dan said looking at the slime he was covered in.
"Those 'dangerous monsters,' Daniel, is us!" Natalie scolded.
"Mrrp,"
"NOOO! I WOULD REMEMBER THAT HORRIBLE SOUND ANYWHERE!" Ian screamed.
"Hey! Stop insulting Saladin!" Dan demanded.
"Mrrp!" Saladin said. If you'd heard him, it sounded like he was saying: That's right, one more insult and I'll scratch you! Saladin looked deadly at the moment, because it had been five hours since anyone had fed him.
"Mrrp," He said again, and padded quietly into the living room.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Ian continued to scream.
"Wow! Who knew Ian was scared of a cat?" Madison noted.
"I don't think his amnesia's over yet," Amy said, looking confused.
"MRRP!" Saladin mewed loudly, jumping on Dan.
"I LIKE PINK!" Ian screamed (probably going insane at this point).
"Okay, Okay already! I'll get your red snapper!" Dan shouted, trying to get Saladin's claws off of him.
"Mrrp," Saladin replied, looking pleased, then fixed his glare on Dan, until he got up and hurried to the kitchen.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!" Ian STILL screamed. Natalie got up and kicked him hard enough to knock him to his senses.
"What- wait...Was I screaming?" Ian asked. Madison was bent over laughing, and Reagon was holding up her phone.
"Don't tell me..." Ian said dangerously.
"I recorded the whole thing!" Reagon exclaimed gleefully. Ian moaned, and tried to grab her phone, but Reagon ran away and he chased after her. A few minutes later, we heard something like,"I got it on facebook!" And then a loud groan. Then..."What is Facebook?"
"I'LL JUST SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOMS!" Amy screamed. The others nodded, and followed her out the room.
"WAIT, PEOPLE! DON'T OPEN YOUR DOORS!" Dan screamed. Too late (AGAIN!).
GLOP. That, was the sound of slime dropping on people's heads.( And probably Dan's death sentence.)
"DAAN!"
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End of chapter two! I hope you liked it!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story, or the 39 Clues (the book OR the clues).