sTEVE WUX A CANNIBAL! He wuz stev za canbal! We ited him wit cresent rose amd my weapon , witch wuz a sord. ruby killed him. We wetn to et lunch.
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And den... DA SCYULL WAS ATTACKED BI GRINN! SALEm wuz leedig them. I SUDNLY FELD MY LOWR TING HARDN. SALM4 WUZ VRY PRETETY. SHE WUZ BUTIFELL LIK ME ND RUBY! dEN...
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oZPIN STATED TO STP DA ATCK. i FONDED MI SEKF WNTING TO DO THNGS WIV rBY AND SALM AND OZPN. SALM LOKED AT ME ND SUDDENLY...
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"HLLO" SHE BRITISHED, KIND SOUNDLD LIK VEVBLT DA RABT FAUNS.(SHE SUNDS BRITISH TYO ME SANNYWAY, BUT MY SISTRA SES SHE IS AUTRALIAN. I dont no , I can't tell the didfference.) HR VIOCE WUZ AMAZZING ND SExxxiiIIIIAHHH. Aaaaaa. iT MAD ME WUNT TO DIE.
"yKOU R BUTtIFFEL!" i CRID TO HR. (Oops, dfidn relize capas olkn on. Kepss happning! Sry!)
"Tank yu," Saehn ses, her voice makin me mlet.
rwby wux beside mui and i culd tlee she wunted slam to.
"OmG!111" I creed. "We shuld hav a 4sum!"
"Wut?" Rubi ses. "bu not wiv Opzin! Hes like, so odl."
ma hedmaser (thas ozzpisssn) trnd aron and wnked aat mi.
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CLIFFIE!""""11111""!11111111"""!