Disclaimer: Laughs her head off... Nah I don't own it just play with all the characters…
Summary: Riza and her imagination…
Word count: 369
Imagination
The First Lieutenant was standing outside the Colonel's office. It was past lunch break and she had made Roy to do his paperwork. This man was plain lazy when it came to such things. She sighed and sat on her chair as the first moans escaped the inner office. She looked at the closed door and waited. Maybe it has been just her imagination? But then the next moans this time louder escaped the office. What the…? She stood up and made her way over leaning her ear against the closed door.
"Mustang. Faster. It…it hurts." Her eyes widened. Was that Edward in there, moaning? Another moan and string of curses followed suit.
"Damn it Bastard. Move faster. It fucking hurts."
"If you would hold still I could pull out and it wouldn't hurt anymore." She pressed her ear harder against the door. They didn't do what she thought they did, were they? Another tiny moan escaped Ed's lips. It was silent for some moments.
"Look. It's big, isn't it?"
"Damn huge if you asked me. And that was inside of me?"
"Yep, fully inside. Was hard to get it out."
She couldn't believe it. Those guys were doing that in the office on mid-day nonetheless. She braced herself to get inside, naked superior officers or not. Her hand rested on her gun as she turned the doorknob to find it unlocked. These guys wanted to get caught, didn't they? How stupid can one be? She turned around her gun in her hands looking into the faces of…
… a very clothed Edward Elric and a very clothed Roy Mustang. She swallowed and blushed. She turned around, mumbled "I'm sorry for the interruption." and left the office closing the door behind her again.
Ed looked at his secret lover and arched an eyebrow.
"What was that about?"
Roy just shrugged.
"I just know that you should be careful with brooms. Really to get such a big splint in your finger is a miracle itself." He gave his smaller lover a smirk and walked behind his desk to go on with his paperwork as Ed gave him a glare and went back to his dorm to resume with sweeping.