You Must Be Insane If

by Cynicism and Happiness

you may enjoy this if you liked "10 Ways to Annoy HP Characters", written by myself. If you formerly saw this story under Hands of Death, one of those hands is myself. Simple transfer. Read...reflect...try a few if you wish

2. Chapter 2

10 Ways to Know You're Too Obsessed With Twilight

(Besides being an American teenage girl…)

1. You throw glitter over your boyfriend to make him sparkle.

2. You mutter about stupid, shiny Volvos whenever you see one.

3. You judge the guy who asks you to the prom based on Edward criteria.

4. The phrase, "Bite me" has more than one meaning.

5. You MUST play Clair de Lune 24/7 (anyone who has played that thing should know what a pain in the ass it is, although it is really pretty).

6. You suddenly feel pity for Fenrir Greyback because he is, after all, a werewolf.

7. To add on to that, if an ex-convict moves into the neighborhood, you feel safe because somewhere, there is a pack of werewolves watching over you.

8. You are determined to move to a backwater town in Washington State.

9. You refuse to go out with someone because his eyes don't change colors.

10. You deliberately provoke a hazel-eyed guy just to see if his eyes will turn black.