The last chapter of this story! It was originally only gonna be a one-shot but I really wanted to add the results day. So, hope you enjoy!
Results Day
"Good luck sempai!" Tobi yelled, hugging Deidara tightly.
"Errr… Tobi? I think it might be a good idea to let go of him now." Kisame suggested after seeing Deidara's eye twitch. When that happens, you know something is about to be blown up, and right now, that's most likely to be Tobi.
"Awww! Sorry Kisame-san!" Tobi released Deidara and latched onto Kisame instead.
"Errr… Tobi? That's not what I meant…" Kisame said, struggling for breath as Tobi squeezed the life out of him. What most people would class as assault, Tobi called 'a friendly hug.'
After seeing Kisame's predicament, Deidara had cheered up considerably. He finally plucked up the courage to go and check the list for his score.
"Zetsu, move your big head, un! The rest of us can't see, yeah!" Deidara whinged whilst jumping up and down, straining to see over Zetsu.
"Well, we did better than I expected." Zetsu's white side commented.
"Yeah, but Deidara isn't going to be too happy." His black side replied. Both sides of Zetsu (well, they are stuck together) moved over to the side so the rest of them could see.
Deidara was just about to get a glimpse of the board when he was shoved down to the floor by a hyperactive Tobi. "What did I get?! What did I get?!" He squealed bouncing up and down. For Kisame, it brought back painful memories of Itachi's fan-girls. He could remember only too well the time when they had attacked him for apparently spending too much time with the Uchiha prodigy. He still had the scars to prove it. Speaking of which…
"Has anyone seen Itachi-san?" Kisame questioned the group.
"He's grounded." Sasori told him.
"What? Itachi's grounded? Why?" Konan asked, joining the conversation.
"He tried to kill his parents." Pein informed them.
"Oh…" Kisame responded, not quite sure what to say to that. "What about Hidan and Kakuzu?"
"Apparently Kakuzu made them both get a job for the summer holidays." Pein replied.
Now Konan really was curious. "Doing what?"
"They're working at the fair."
"In what? The freak show?" Kisame snorted.
"Close. As ghosts in the haunted house."
At first the others thought it was a joke, but then they realised it was Sasori who had said this. Sasori never jokes. In fact, Deidara often wondered if he actually had a sense of humour.
"Kakuzu-san and Hidan-san are working as HOSTS?!" Tobi questioned, obviously mishearing. "Tobi always thought they were sexy, but he didn't realise every one else did too!"
"…" was the only reply that came from the group. They decided that the best course of action would be to pretend that they didn't hear that. And of course, who could blame them?
Kisame snickered evilly (ignoring Tobi's disturbing comment). "A job more suited for the zombie twins does not exist." He laughed. "We've got to go and visit them later." Everyone nodded in agreement, not wanting to miss out on an opportunity to tease Hidan and Kakuzu.
Tobi turned his attention back to the board, looking extremely downcast. "Well… Itachi-san and Leader-sama did well…" He said quietly. Deidara picked himself up off the floor where Tobi had pushed him earlier and stood in front of the board. His eyes widened when he saw the results:
Itachi - 100
Pein – 100
Sasori – 95
Konan – 92
Kisame - 78
Kakuzu – 68
Hidan – 66
Orochimaru – 30
Zetsu – 26
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Deidara – 24
Tobi – 5
Deidara knew what the results meant and it wasn't good.
"Yey! I'm going to be re-sitting the whole year with you, sempai!" Tobi said ecstatically. "I was disappointed when I found out I failed at first, but I don't mind if I'm with you sempai!"
"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
- I know Sasori cheated on the test but I gave him 95 because he's smart enough to know that if you cheat, at least get some wrong so it looks realistic. And Orochimaru is still unconcious in hospital after seeing Itachi smile lmao -
The End