Me: Hiyas! Enia again!

Samik: Hey! Don't forget me!

Me: Oh, right. Samik's here too. Ok! So, in this chapter there are going to be some characters I actually own - not Max Ride! - so if you wanna use them - I don't know why you would but... you do. Okay! Here we go!

Max POV

"Ow! What the hell was that for?!"

"No!"

"Get away from me!"

"DIE!!!"

The shouts came from outside. We all looked at Gazzy and Iggy thinking that they had rigged some kind of delayed time-bomb thing. They shrugged.

Angel stepped forward, "Alright flock, let's go out and see what's going on."

I glared at her, even though I absolutely adore Angel, she's still a pain in the ass sometimes.

Fang stepped up and touched my arm gently, "Let it go for now. We can talk about this later. These could be Erasers or Flyboys or M-geeks-dumbots."

"They can't be Erasers or Flyboys, we know those all got destroyed and we haven't seen the M-geeks in months."

Me: Forgot to mention! This takes place a couple of months after Max.

Samik: Gosh Enia, you should remember these things.

Me: Shut up.

"Alright guys," Angel said, stepping forward and clapping her hands to get everybody's attention, "We're gonna go survey the scene from the roof."

I raised my hand, "Why don't we just look out the window?"

Angel glared at me, "Because I'm the leader and I said so."

"Ow! Leave me alone, fool!"

"What did you call me?!"

More shouts came from outside, "Come on, Fang," I said, "Let's go see what's going on." And I walked out the front door.

Outside was mass chaos. There were three humans and one human-sized chicken. One of the humans - a male with brown gold-flecked hair - was flying around on something that looked like a board made out of fire shooting fire balls at the chicken who was fighting a red-haired female who was defending herself with what looked like water. The third male was chucking purple balls of something at the chicken.

I looked at Fang who was watching the scene with raised eyebrows, "Who are they?"

"Dunno. Let's go ask."

I shrugged, "Okay."

We ran forward at the same time that Angel, Nudge, Gazzy and Iggy leapt from the roof to dive-bomb the strangers. The male with the fire noticed us first, "Woah!" he yelled, "Flying humans! Cool!" The others glanced at us just as I bowled into the chicken. Wow, his feathers were actually soft. We fell to the ground with a thump and I jumped off him and into the air, my wings working powerfully to get out of range.

I glanced around to see what the rest of the flock was doing. Angel was trying to mind-control the brown-haired male, it didn't look like it was working, he was ignoring her. Nudge was circling the female who was watching her warily and Gazzy and Iggy were fighting the black-haired male. Fang was standing with one foot on the chicken's chest.

"Guys!" I yelled, "Lay off, let's find out who these guys are."

They broke off to join me and the three other humans grouped togther and stared at us. The chicken stood off to one side, glaring at everybody.

"Who are you?" I asked.

"I'm Teemo," the brown-haired male said, he pointed at the female, "That's Arin and that one's Fred," he pointed at the male with black hair, "The chicken's Darrel T. Mutantchicken."

"I'm perfectly capable of introducing myself," the chicken snarled.

The boy - Teemo - stuck his tounge out at him "Yeah, whatever."

"So what are you guys?" the female asked, "Are you elves, faeries, pixies?"

"They're probably faeries," Teemo said.

"But don't faeries have, like, butterfly type wings? These guy's are like bird's," Fred asked.

I glanced at Fang, "These guys are crazy," I mouthed. He nodded.

"Umm... we aren't, whatever you guys are talking about," I said, "We're just humans."

"Then where'd you get the wings?" Teemo asked, puzzled.

"Geez, where've you guys been? Under a rock? We've been all over the news."

"Oh... uh... we've been... somewhere pretty remote."

I rolled my eyes, "Like where, under a rock?"

"No."

"We're human-avian mutants who have saved the world many times over."

"Oh, that's cool."

"What are you?" Nudge asked, "Are you mutants too? That was, like, so cool how you, like, flew on a board of fire, and you, like, hurt him with water and you shoot purple stuff. Why is it purple? I would make mine pink. Why are you a chicken? What does the 'T' in your name stand for?"

I covered her mouth with my hand, "Sorry."

"That's fine. I do that to sometimes. Me and Arin are elves. Fred's something called a Monstro, that's like a super awesome human with super awesome powers. Darrel's from outer space."

I looked at him skeptically, "If you're an elf shouldn't you be, like, super short and making toys or something?"

He and Arin stiffened and he started ranting, "Stupid human stereotypes. Stupid Christmas myths, ruining the name 'elf' they don't know what the hell they're talking about," he paused to take a breath.

Arin tried to cut in, "Teemo-"

"Who came up with that stereotype? I'll find him - her - and beat some sense into 'em -"

"TEEMO!"

He broke off mid-sentence, "What?"

"Calm down."

"Right, sorry."

Fang looked around, "Hey, where'd that chicken guy go?"

The "elves" glanced around, "Ah f***," Teemo muttered, "This isn't good."

"Why?" Gazzy asked.

"Well, besides the fact that he's trying to take over the world, he's mentally unstable."

"That's not good."

"No it is not, so, we'd better go find him. Bye!" he and his friends turned and raced into the woods.

"Do you think we'll see them again?" Nudge asked.

"I'm sure of it," I answered.

I became aware of the fact that Angel was glaring at me, "What?"

"I'm not very happy with you undermining my authority.:

"Angel, sweetie, you're not leader."

Total trotted out of the house, jumped into Angel's arms and licked her face, "What'd I miss?"

"Oh just some people who thought they were elves and a mentally unstable chicken from outer space."

"So, nothing much?"

"Basically."

"I'm hungry," Nudge complained.

I smiled, of course, "Alright then, let's go get some chow." Everybody cheered, well, everyone except Fang who, of course, doesn't cheer.

Me: End of chapter two! Yay!

Samik: Yay!

Teemo: Ha ha ha! I was in a fanfic!"

Arin: It's not that big of a deal, Teemo.

Teemo: Yes it is.

Me: Hey, sorry readers, last chapter I said I was going to put a couple of chapters of Purple Tractors on but, I'm not sure if I'm gonna do that. Sorry.

Teemo: What!

Me: Hey, sorry, bye!

Darrel: I will kill you all.

Me: Good luck with that