Chapter 2: Last Day of School
Sometime later...
"...Stronger..." Adrian repeated to himself, unaware that he said it half aloud.
"What was that, Mr. Michaels?" Asked a gruff voice. Adrian blinked, and saw his poetry teacher, was now standing next to his desk during class. To all the humans in the room, he appeared to be a bald seven foot tall African native, dressed in yellow, green and gold robes, and a silver ring with a green catseye stone on his finger, but had the ring been removed, the humans would have seen what the devils in the room were currently seeing; a seven foot tall reptile-like alien, with dark gray flesh, yellow slit pupil eyes, two index fingers and two thumbs on each hand, and four mandibles in place of a bottom jaw, and that alien was giving Adrian a half concerned and half annoyed look at the one eyed devils apparent daydreaming. He wasn't alone, for Adrians' classmates (namely Katrina, Issei, Asia, Xenovia and Pennie), were also giving him looks of concern.
"Sorry, Thatan-I mean, Mr. 'Mudam, I had a nightmare that kept me awake most of the night."
"Well, as your friend, Adrian, whom you helped along with my younger sister Pennie, I am sorry to hear that, but as your teacher, Mr. Michaels, I must insist you find a better way to deal with your sleeplessness besides burning more of the...'midnight oil' I believe the phrase is." Adrian nodded, confirming that he was correct, and Thatan went on speaking of battle poetry, all while the girl in front of Adrian, an African girl with light blue hair who wore a ring like Thatan, turned around, concerned,
"Are you sure you're feeling alright Adrian? I'm certain big brother Thatan would have no problem letting you take a nap in the nurses office." Adrian put on a reassuring smile, and placed a gentle hand on the girls shoulder, seeing straight through her human disguise and staring at the blue skinned beauty that was Pennie 'Mudam.
"Pennie, I'm fine. It was all a bad dream. That's all. Besides, I can't leave class on the last day of school." They both heard a throat being cleared, and saw Thatan was staring hard at the two,
"Mr. Micheals, Miss 'Mudam, is there something you both wish to declare?" Pennie stood up, unafraid of the larger alien,
"I was simply suggesting to our friend, Big Brother, that maybe he should take a nap in the nurses station since he wasn't feeling well." Adrian stood up, keeping his hand on her shoulder and gently easing her back into her seat,
"But I don't want to miss class on the last day of school before summer break, so please, continue, and I'm sorry for disrupting class again."
"Make sure you don't," warned Thatan, "I don't wish to put my role as teacher before our friendship, but I will if I must, especially since my sister likes you." Most of the class 'ooohed' at Adrian and Pennie, making them both blush, until Issei stood up, looking out the large windows next to his desk,
"Uh...guys?" Thatan rolled his eyes,
"What is it, Mr. Hyuduo?" Issei pointed outside, and most of the class looked, and there outside were a pair of their classmates, tied up and seated in the schoolyard in nothing but white briefs, struggling as they were handcuffed to each other with ballgags in their mouths.
"Aren't those Matsuda and Motohama?" Asked one of the female classmates in disgust.
"Look!" Shouted one of the male classmates, "Some guy is driving a septic truck into the school yard!" Adrian groaned,
"Tell me it's not one of our guys," he pleaded to no one in particular. But as he looked down, seeing the massive tanker truck park next to the perverted duo, the drivers side window rolled down, and out popped a well built young man in a purple and white letterman jacket with silver fleur de lis buttons, and wore a large mascot head, covering his face. The mascot head in question was that of a human head of Asian decent, had dark hair and sunglasses with rectangular lenses.
"Is that Jason?" Asia asked Adrian, her voice just barely above a whisper.
"No doubt..." he said, shaking his head as he could only imagine what's going to happen next. Then, right on cue, another male figure climbed up to the top of the septic truck, dressed in nothing but a forest green speedo, high heels, and white cotton panties over his face, the crotch of which were right over his mouth and nose. He held a megaphone in his left hand, and the other he had a gas mask, along with another Chameleon Ring on his finger, hiding his right arms glowing blue form with red scales, also known as a Devil Bringer arm, "...and this is how Damon is going to end our last day of school," said Adrian to himself, "with Jason enabling him to continue on with his bullshit."
"Everybody!!" Shouted the panty faced degenerate through his megaphone, "Who all is ready for summer vacation?!" He barely even paused for a response when he continued, "Now to kick off this summer with a bang, I got two outta three of the perverted trio out here, whom we found peeping in the girls shower house again," most of the female students glared at the bound duo in the school yard, "so for their last day, they are going to pay for their shit, with taking this shit!" Damon then threw his megaphone over his shoulder, strapped the gas mask to his head, slid down the side of the tanker truck and skillfully landed on his feet despite wearing high heels, then set to work connecting a large fire hose to the side of the truck.
"Oh no..." Adrian groaned to himself.
"Please tell me he's not going to do what I think he's going to do," said Issei, cringing in disgust.
"Pretty sure he's going to do exactly that," said Thatan, clearly unamused. Once the hose was connected, Damon stepped towards the tied up duo, lugging the hose with one hand while holding his phone in the other, and with the push of a button he had X Gon Give It To Ya by DMX playing over the intercom system, adding to his mischief. He stuffed the phone in the front of his speedo, grabbed the hose with both hands, and began to open the hose...and the music abruptly stopped as nothing came out. He looked down, shook the hose, tried to pull the lever back and forth to open the hose, but still nothing.
"Oh c'mon!!" He shouted, slamming his hidden Devil Bringer down on the lever, finally feeling the rush flow through the hose, but the blast was so strong that it lifted Damon off the ground, making him let loose a shrill bordering feminine scream. As he was being thrashed around on the hose his phone fell out of his speedo, landing on the ground, changing the current song to Run To The Hills by Iron Maiden.
"That is fucking disgusting," cringed Katrina, shaking her head as the watery fecal matter was sprayed all over the schoolyard, and ironically enough completely missed the screaming perverted duo handcuffed together, all while Jason, still wearing the mascot head of himself, pointed and laughed at Damon as he was being thrashed around in the air by the spraying hose. Adrian pinched the bridge of his nose as he stepped away from the windows, right as the hose sprayed the glass with more contents of the septic truck, making the class scream and shout in disgust. Issei then nudged him with his elbow,
"Rias is going to be pissed when she sees or hears about this," he said in a loud whisper.
"You think?" Asked Adrian sarcastically.
"Why would Damon do this?!" Asia said in disgusted alarm.
"Because he thinks he's being funny when really he's being stupid again," said Katrina.
"That has to be at least one thousand spankings for him for sure," Xenovia observed.
"For Damon anyway," said Thatan, matching Adrians' whispering tone, "but what exactly will be done about Jason enabling him to do this in the first place?" Katrina turned to the others as the hose sprayed another torrent of watery septic onto the windows,
"Rias can handle Damon, we all know that," said the Goddess of War, "but I'll handle Jason...either when that truck runs out of shit, or till some brave soul goes out there to stop them." Right as Katrina said that sentence, a blur zipped around outside, knocking Jason off his feet, practically making a surprisingly still clean Matsuda and Motohama out of the schoolyard, and finally shut down the septic truck while Damon and the hose were still in the air. Said white haired devil, still comically in the air, looked down at the ground, then turned to his invisible wall,
"Well, this is one way to end the school year..." Damon then fell with a Goofy-esque scream, landing on his back in the fowl mud created by the septic truck below him. He leaned up, his back covered in mud as he pulled the gas mask off his face, seeing the one who stopped his mischief standing before him; a boy his age with dishwater blonde hair, and dark sunglasses covering his red slit pupil eyes, "...and cue the cameo from the Resident Evil OC, Allen Wesker." The red eyed boy shook his head at Damon, then turned to Adrian and his friends still in the school building,
"Thanks Wesker!" Called Adrian, carefully opening the window to speak to him, "We owe you one!" Wesker scoffed,
"You owe me several! Considering Sona is already getting ready to wipe memories and clean this mess up!" He then turned to Damon once more, and without a word, zipped out of sight. Adrian and his friends then turned towards Damon, glaring at him, and Damon smiled beneath the panties still on his head,
"Yeah...Jason!" The fecal covered devil turned to the 3rd Street Saint, who was rubbing his sore jaw while using the truck for support, "Get in the truck and let's get out of here! We still got a chance to get out of here before Rias finds out!"
"I already found out!" Damon turned to the schools entrance, seeing a furious red haired she-devil, giving him a look of pure venom,
"Yeah...my ass is destroyed...!"
A/N: Due to me using the FanFiction app to type the story, I do have to keep stopping around 2K words per chapter, meaning I was hoping on adding more to this chapter and not stopping on Damons' dumb fuckery. But never fear! There is more to come! Stay tuned!