Kn = Knight
K = King
P = Pawn
B = Bishop
R = Rook
Q = Queen
W = Ron Weasley
Kn: It's your fault, Wersaly.
W: I told you, that's not my name.
R: Well you don't much deserve any name at all.
W: Yes I do!
B: And why is that?
K: You have lost. To Harry Potter. At chess. You have disgraced my name!
W: It was once. Once!
R: And now you have fallen.
W: The queen made that move. Blame the queen!
Q: I made that move because you told me to.
W: So you're saying you saw something wrong?
Q: Of course.
W: Then why didn't you protest?
Q: I only assumed you saw something I didn't.
W: No, you were trying to make him angry at me?
Q: I would never.
W: Prove it.
Q: I assure you, getting taken is quite painful.
P1: And.
P2: It.
P4: Is.
P5: Entirely.
P3: Good.
P6: Job.
P8: Pawn.
P7: Four.
P2: Your.
P6: Fault.
W: I said, it's not. And why do you talk so weird?
P2: We.
P8: Can.
P1: Only.
B: Speak single words. We know.
R: And you're so slow!
W: You know, the king's also really slow.
B: Come to think of it, he is, but –
W: And you all have to protect him for some reason.
P5: Yeah!
Q: It's true. He never gets taken!
P2: And.
P5: He.
P2: Doesn't.
P1: Care.
P7: About.
P8: Us!
K: Nonsense.
Kn: I'm the only one that can move in an L shape. Why are we serving you?
K: Because…
Q: And you treat me and the other pieces like trash.
W: Yeah, what's wrong with you king?
P3: Let's.
P5: Get.
P7: Him!
B: Right!
SMASH!
SMASH!
K: I order you to surrender.
B: You surrender!
K: Never!
Kn: Surrender!
K: Never!
Kn: Surrender!
K: Never!
Kn: Surr –
Q: No, you idiot, we don't want a stalemate.
Kn: Don't call me that!
SMASH!
W: I guess I'll be going now.