Chapter two

A/n- Thanks you all for your wishes... And sorry no proof reading... may contain a lot of grammatical errors...

Spyro- Hi spyro! You are my first male reviewer... So glad to have you... ;)))... Btw thnx for your comment...

Pank98- I was thinking of writing a jily oneshot, it would be much sweeter than blackinnon, what do u think?

"Common Lils now you are being impossible!"

"I'm being impossible! That dumb bimbo of your's was looking at me as if planning my murder in her pea sized brain!"

"What does is matter sweetheart, I don't even like her!"

"Didn't look like that, the way you were flirting with her!"

"I wasn't flirting, I wasn't even saying anything!"

Lily raised her small index finger towards James and looked as if she was about to explode on him, when Remus stopped her "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you guys on about?"

It was a Saturday morning. James and Lily had entered the heads' room a little late than everyone else, and Lily was shouting her heads off at a little scared and a little amused looking James.

"We're breaking up!" Lily answered Remus' question, glaring furiously at James. James looked as if he was trying not to smile, this made Lily even more furious. "Prongs you tell us what happened" Remus asked James.

"Nothing Moony, Lily here is a little bit jealous." Lily shrieked and basically lunged at James as if to wring his neck. James was really grateful when Remus stopped her and made her tale deep breaths. When she calmed down she sat and started telling her side of the story "As you guys may know, we eat our breakfast together, even walk there together" others nodded. "So, well I had to go to the owlery in the morning, I had already told Potter!" Lily emphasized his surname "...that I would be waiting for him at the table, I even mentioned the time and Mr. Head boy was late, I waited for twenty minutes..." "Fifteen" James supplied in between, Lily glared at him and continued "I waited for 'twenty' minutes without eating anything and then I decided I would go and look for him. I picked up a piece of toast and left for our common room, guess what I found out outside the Great hall, Potter was flirting with that b*tch Mellisa from Ravenclaw" "I wasn't flirting Lils, she was flirting with me and was politely smiling back" James replied calmly. "More like flirtatiously smiling back." Lily huffed. "You look so hot when you're jealous Lils" "I'm not jealous!" "You threw your toast on her face Lily" James said and everyone burst out laughing. "I didn't like her slu**y makeup, at least she would wipe some off with the toast grease" Lily said looking thoroughly smug. Others again burst out laughing. James awwhed and pulled Lily's cheek, she swatted her hand away. "We're over Potter!" Lily said with as much venom as she could muster. James pouted but still looked very much amused, it was just a matter of time when something emotional or scary would come up in the books and Lily would come crawling back in his lap and if she didn't, he could always kiss her senseless.

Chapter three

The Invitation

By the time Harry arrived in the kitchen... Aunt Petunia had said tearfully.

Lily rolled her eyes.

However, at the bottom of the report... weight of a young killer whale.

They all burst out laughing.

So- after many tantrums, after arguments... get more to eat than Harry.

"Yeah right! Cant keep her son's diet in control so make my son starve, quarter of a grapefruit..." Lily went on rambling about how Harry was so lanky and as a fourteen year kid he would need a lot of nutrition specially in breakfast, as he did not have stored fat like Dudley and a heavy breakfast were a must for a healthy wizard because she had read somewhere that you must have a breakfast like kings, and how mad she was at Tuney. James stared at her small, red, angry face with adoration.

But Aunt Petunia didn't know what was hidden... he ate his grapefruit without complaint.

"I'm so glad that you met him padfoot, otherwise they wont let him send letters with Hedwig." Lily said looking relieved that Harry was well fed.

Uncle Vernon laid aside his paper... and to see him safely onto the train and back to school.

"I really hope he would allow Harry, if his Quidditch passion is anywhere like you, he would be depressed for weeks" Lily said, looking at James, then she remembered she wasn't talking to him and turned away with a huff. James smiled smugly.

It would be best for Harry to send us your answer... Dursleys' address in minute writing.

"How many were she supposed to put?" James asked looking genuinely confused. Lily narrowed her eyes at him and didn't answer.

"She did put enough stamps on, then... and became wider than he was tall.

Lily was choking on her laughter .

Uncle Vernon was perusing the letter again... fell past the knees of his extremely baggy jeans.

Lily, whose mood was already quite sour, started muttering few choice words for her sister and her husband.

"I will not be spoken to like that... tell him... tell him you're going."

Sirius was laughing loudly.

"Okay then" said Harry brightly... get you at five o' clock on Sunday anyway.

Lily grinned happily, her sour mood vanishing, she might as well kiss James right now, she was feeling as excited as Harry.

Hermione's arriving this afternoon... even Lord Voldemort.

Chapter four

Back to the burrow

By twelve o' clock the next day... like their worst idea of wizards.

"I wish they would all come in wizard robes, I would love to see Dursleys' reaction" Remus said. "Oh just wait, you three would just love this chapter" Ginny said pointing at the marauders.

Uncle Vernon had put on his best suit... not to present the same target to the enemy.

They all laughed at that.

Lunch was almost a silent meal... from inside the blocked fireplace.

"Whoa! The floo in Tuney's electric fireplace" Lily said looking amused.

"Ouch Fred- no, go back, go back... as though he was squashed against the wall.

They all were chuckling.

"Boys, boys.." said Mr. Weasley vaguely... who were identical to the last freckle.

"So much rubble on Tuney's living room! She might get a heart attack!" Lily said giggling madly.

"That's better" panted Mr. Weasley... Dursleys draw back against the wall as one.

"The Dursleys give awesome reactions whenever they meet a wizard, I would love to visit them" Sirius said grinning wickedly.

"Incendio" said Mr. Weasley... big, fat toffees in brightly colored wrappers.

Ginny grinned at the memory. Then immediately felt sad at the memory of Fred, she tried to put the thought aside, hopefully when she goes back, her whole family would be there.

Fred scrambled around, cramming them... toffee wrapper lay on the floor before him.

Lily put her hands on her mouth with wide eyes and then started laughing. "What were those toffees? Zonko products or Honeydukes?" James asked, his eyes shining brightly. "No, Weasley products, Fred and George made them" Ginny said proudly. The marauders stared at her in awe "Do you know how to make them?" Sirius asked. "No, sorry I don't, Fred and George kept it a secret" Ginny replied, frankly she wouldn't have told them even if she knew.

Aunt Petunia hurled herself onto the ground... to shatter in the blasted fireplace.

"He's mad!" Lily said with wide eyes.

"Now really!" said Mr. Weasley angrily... in a rush of emerald- green flames.

They were rolling around laughing by the end of the chapter.

A/n- Next chapter next week people... Keep reviewing till then...