Bold text is the mental conversation between Jellal and his demon.

Most of my previous owners had tried to dominate or control me, master my power and use it for their own purposes whether selfish or noble. But my new master, Jellal was different. He had not tried to marginalize me nor rely on my power for his own ends but rather given me full control of his body at night. Of course Meredy and Ultear were there watching me at every step of the way, Jellal was not stupid, but still it was more than any other master given me.

Overtime I began to develop a relationship of sorts with my master, after all we did share a body. And though we were not friends he was the closest thing I ever had to one, though I'd rather die than admit that. Our first real conversation began over porn. Well not conversation in the literal sense of the word, but rather a mental telepathy link that we could do since we shared the same body.

Since I couldn't do much, just my luck to belong to a master considered to be the most heinous villain in the world, I was constantly bored. At first I just destroyed stuff in the forest but the dumb blond chick and her friend, the mother hen, whom I could have sworn dressed like someone's fetish; soon put a stop to that calling it "too conspicuous".

So to alleviate my boredom, I decided to rob a porn store. Now I had no interest in such things, but I was interested in Jellal's reaction, he was after all helpless to look away as long as I was in control. But first I had to convince Ultear and Meredy, which ended up easier than I imagined. All I had to do was promise I would return it after I was done with it, and report to them on how Jellal reacted.

As I left to complete my heist, they gave me an approving smile and said, "Just make sure you don't scar our leader too badly, we sort of need him to take care of the cooking and the laundry."

Hey, Jellal yelled mentally, though neither of them could hear him; I thought you guys were on my side?

Oh don't be such a sourpuss Jellal, if you think about it, we are doing a hormonally confused teenager a favor. By taking this softcore stuff out of their hands we are preventing them from watching it and then moving up to hardcore stuff until finally they become perverted freaks unfit to interact with decent society.

Jellal simply gave a long suffering sigh and said You're determined to do this despite my objections so go ahead, I don't really have the right to stop you.

The porn lacrima we ended up stealing taking was a simple affair with the guy and girl in a missionary pose over a contrived plot convenience, you know, standard fare. I hardly paid any attention to it, instead paying attention to Jellal's reactions. He was feeling fascinated by the scene occurring, embarrassed, guilty and a little bit turned on. I smiled inwardly at the last part. So in the end my new master was indeed a typical hormonally driven teenage boy.

So, you want to be the one on top of her eh? I asked referring to the woman in the video.

It's not her I'm imagining doing this with, Jellal replied, and then his face flushed with embarrassment, or at least would have if he had control of it.

So you have a special lady friend, huh? What's her name? Was it the scarlet haired babe in your dream? I pestered but all I received was stubborn silence.

I then shouted out to Ultear and Meredy, "Hey you two, Jellal has a special lady with whom he wants to do the naughty things in the lacrima with. What is her name?"

It is Ultear who answers, "Erza," but I notice that for some reason she has a really guilty smile when she mentions the name and she can not look me in the eye.

I turned inwards and asked Jellal, What the hell did you do? Cheat on this Erza chick with Ultear?

No, much worse. I hurt her friends and tried to sacrifice her to Zeref, and Ultear was the one who manipulated me into doing it. And now Erza has vanished off the face of the earth and I will never have the chance to make it up to her.

I sensed no bitterness in his words just a quiet acceptance of the facts as they were.

Whew, I whistled, so why are you guys traveling together all buddy buddy now?

Because, Jellal said, it was Ultear who came up with the idea for the guild in the first place, and took the pains of busting my ass out of prison. She gave me hope when I had none, I could not make my anger last long after that. After letting go of my anger it was a small step towards becoming nakama. And besides, it would be hypocritical of me to seek redemption for my sins while refusing to forgive the sins of others, wouldn't it?

Is that why you made this deal with me, I asked.

I don't know why, said Jellal, but I got the sense that you weren't really such a bad guy.

I wanted to dog Jellal with more question but it is almost dawn and Jellal's turn to switch, after which a busy day of naps, tracking dark guilds and foraging food was almost certain to follow. Besides I was sure that I had pushed this topic as far as Jellal was willing to take it, so I simply let my eyes close as the cloak of sleep wraps around me and I wait for morning. My last thought as my consciousness fades out is who knew that porn could be such a great conversation starter?

A/N: Ta daa! The next chaper that no one asked for of a one shot no one cares about by an author no one has heard of. Well I just couldn't resist, I have a bunch of ideas for where I want this to go so I decided to go ahead and do it. Please R&R. If you don't feel like reviewing then at least enjoy!