Okay, I'm sort of stealing someone's idea. I remember reading a fanfic that was really cool and I decided to make it my own because the girl writing it probably stopped writing it. So, I will carry out her legacy and steal her idea.

(Btw Lawi, she's 4. Thanks to my first reviewer!)

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

I heard my alarm clock go off and the kettle boiling from inside the kitchen, so pretty much I figured Kakashi was boiling the normal spot of tea and it was early morning already. I slammed my fist onto the snooze button and then reached for the off switched and turned the knob. My fox ears perked up as soon as I smelt something good… it was meat! I've always had a thing for meat, like a real fox, but it was unlike some special people like Pedo-san who didn't eat meat regularly to be making it. It was probably because I was graduating he was doing something, *ahem*, "Special" for me.

Let me explain. It all started just a year ago when Kami made a proposal, and no, I didn't pick out a wedding dress. What he did, being Kami and all was merge the two chains of memories of Hiromi and me, Karma, together. I was still Karma Yasashi of Konoha High, I just had a different body and memories to go along with it. Now, finding out one day you grow fox ears and a tail you begin to wonder if you went insane. I always noticed that I had weird pupils, but alas, I didn't know I would have my old ears fall off (which was very painful I might add) and grow fox ears. Most people in Hiromi's, or now my clan grew characteristics of animals that their most like. My mom was a cat, my dad was a dog and somehow they liked each other and had me. I remember my uncle on my mom's side looked painstakingly like a rat. But now they were gone, and I was left to live with Pedo-san. That was my life, get used to it.

"Pedo-san!" I growled cheerfully as I made my way out of the covers and off the couch. Then into the kitchen where sausages and fish were cooking simultaneously in the same pan I smelt their wonderful smells and said, "What's cooking?"

I walked up behind him and looked over his shoulder. He was kind of spooked but he and I smiled on like it was nothing, though I couldn't really tell under his mask.

"Alright, what do you want?"

"Food! I'm hungry…"

"Jeez, you're just like a cat…"

"Grr…" I growled. I didn't like being called a cat when clearly I was a fox, wise and proud unlike some alley cat.

"Down, Kitsune." he said, and I sniffed at his hurtful words.

"Alright, I'll sit." I barked, turning around in a circle, "Do I have to beg?"

"No, just go sit at the table."

After breakfast I went to go take a shower in Kakashi's room, striped out of my nightclothes and entered the bathroom, thus entering the tub and turning on the water. I waited for the water to become warm and took my shower. When I arose from the tub, (I was sitting at the time), moved the curtain and when the mist cleared I looked at myself in the mirror. Just imagine a girl, naked and with two fox tails and ears growing out of the provided places. I finally grew my second tail; I noticed that it must have finished growing overnight. I'm getting older… I knew some foxes in my clan and it took 12 more years to finish growing the third, unlike the 6 that it took to grow the first. Most of the older foxes never got their 9th tail because they didn't take care of themselves when they got to be around 100. It takes almost 12 years for each tail to grow, but some people's tails didn't grow until thirteen years later because they weren't leading intelligent lives. Enough about tails… I examined and did my daily sharpening of my fangs. They usually cut into my gums if I do that, but that's usually how it goes with fox demons. Did I mention all of my clan were demons? That's mainly why we look like animals, and why we were always shunned from society because of it. *Sigh*…

I looked into my eyes. They were big and foxlike, and both had slit like centers in the middle of them. I sighed as I turned them off. They were like a Kekkei Genkai that allowed me to see Chakra, but alas it was forbidden for me to use them because they were the only thing giving my identity away when I finally got all my clothes on. I slid my panties over my legs and strapped my bra on then exited the room. Pedo-san's dresser was the same as my dresser, so before I did anything else I closed the door before Kakashi could sneak a peek, *winks*. "Alright, maybe I should wear the black jeans today." I said quietly to myself. I couldn't wear shorts or skirts or anything like that because I had to hide my tails, which needed longer than short length to hide under my pants. I painfully slipped my fox tails (they were sensitive) into each of the pants legs and flattened them down against my legs with my hands. I picked out a red tee and smashed my also sensitive ears into a hat that was black just like my pants. "Alright… now what? Oh yeah, school…" I grumbled angrily.

I walked out of Kakashi's room and wondered to myself, "Where did he go?"

Kakashi was nowhere to be seen but there was a note stuck to the fridge. "…" I groaned and thought immediately, "He wants me to get groceries. I guess I better read it to be nice."

I plucked the note from out under the magnet and read it quietly to myself… "Good luck with the graduation! Make sure you pick up these groceries on the way back home."

I read the grocery list and memorized every last one of the items. I could feel the stub of the 3rd tail growing as I locked the knowledge into my brain. "Like a fox, I'll never forget!" I thought to myself.

"Yeah, right…" said Hiromi.

"Oh shut up… you know well'er than I know…"

"Well'er? That shows technical sense…"

"Shut it." I said, "Anyway, you know better than I know that you and I are smart. Don't let me forget."

"Eggs, cheese, butter—"

"Okay I get the point."

…

Later, as I ran across the village who was ironically named Konoha like my old home, I saw many people commerce straight through the shafts of roadway in which they were traveling. I wondered as I saw many stores and small businesses "if people didn't have such busy lives then what is life in the first place?" I had a little bit of a life myself, but I never stopped. Then I looked to a bum with a piece of straw in his mouth sitting on a bench who was blatantly Naruto. I saw that he was wearing a straw hat and apparently skipping out on school again. I stopped to talk to him, "Hey, Naruto-kun."

"Why are you talking to me? No one ever talks to me unless I speak first, and that doesn't even work most of the time." he said rather rudely.

"Jeez, baka, you don't have to be so rude…"

Naruto scowled, "What's up?"

"Nothing, but will you be coming to school? Come on and walk with me."

…

When we arrived at the Ninja Academy, I saw that many of the students were pouring into the school building. By then Naruto had already gave the hat to some bald old man and ditched piece of straw by littering (Litterer!); also, I was wondering something, "Are you going to just stand there or follow me?"

I was standing with my arms folded, and looking back to Naruto with my body facing him. "Yeah," he said, "Why?"

"You've just been blank all day, I was beginning to get worried." I expressed my concern.

"Thanks, but I know you're just trying to be nice…" he moped.

"Well, at least I'm trying… most people wouldn't look twice at you."

"… Eh… I guess…" he said sulkily. He noticed that the doors were closing and we'd get locked out on the most important day of the Academy! Oh shit…

"Hurry, get the door!" I commanded as I tried the same thing myself. Too late, the doors already closed on us.

"Now what? We're locked out!" I complained angrily to Naruto, putting my hands to my head in dread.

"Calm down, maybe the doors will open…" said Naruto, he went to door and peered inside. When he tried the door, it wouldn't budge.

"Great… this is just great…" I nagged with my hands still to my head. "How are we supposed to get in?"

"I think we should go around to the window on the side of the building."

"Why?"

"Because, maybe Iruka-sensei can see us through the window." he said, and I nodded.

"Let's…"

…

When we ran around to the windows we noticed something was wrong. The blinds were closed! "Shit… shit!" I said as I banged on the windows. "Hey, let us in!"

"No use…" scoffed Naruto looked at my dismal gaze upon the window. "Iruka-sensei and the others must be out of the room already."

"Wait! Let me try something…" I pulled up on the window, which was inexplicitly open but glued down by the paint… "Help me, Naruto-kun!"

"Do what? Oh, right." he said as he heard the paint cracking.

We pushed in unison but the paint seemed to not want to budge.

"Now what? Because of you we don't get to take the test!"

"Yeah, I guess we'll have to go home…"

"BATHROOM!"

"What? Now's not the time to pee, just go all over yourself if you have to go so badly…"

"No, the bathroom! The girl's bathroom has a window, if we can find it we can make our way into the building!" I said. Naruto looked at me like I was a genius.

"There's one problem though…"

"What?"

"I'm not a girl…"

I stuck my tongue out, "Leh… sucks for you!"

…

Naruto went with me to the little air-vent window I said we can sneak into. "This is it?" he uttered as he was peering into the window. "Where's the fountain, and the mints?"

"What are you talking about? What fountain and what mints?"

"Kiba said he walked into the girls bathroom once and saw a wonderland complete with a fountain and a small rollercoaster."

"That's stupid. If you want mints just go to the boys bathroom… a legend was told that the boy's bathroom had stalls complete with videogames AND candy." I said. He laughed at me.

"Yeah! Sure they do…" he remarked smartly, "That would be nice though…"

"Well, I'd say that we're both wrong…" I said, crouching and opening the window. Sure enough, it wasn't glued down by paint. "Come on!"

I slipped my small body just barely through the window and Naruto was looking puzzled. "There's no way I can do that!"

"You have to try!"

"I will not succeed!"

I grabbed his ankles and tried to pull him through. "AGH!"

"Come on, you're small and dopey enough!" I managed to get him through and said, "At least you're not an Akimichi."

"Man, I've never felt more raped in my life…" he joked, "You were yanking on me the whole time."

"Yeah, right…" I replied, shivering slightly.

I heard a voice from the doorway, "UGH! NARUTO! What they hell are you doing in the girl's bathroom."

Naruto thought faster than his slow brain could take him, thus kissing me and attracting some very sporty attention from the people who had gathered as soon as Ino said, "NARUTO!"

When Iruka-sensei walked in on us we had already maked-out for about 6 seconds. "Break it up you two, and what are you doing in the girls bathroom when you should be out in the halls?"

"Sorry, Iruka-sensei!"

…

Luckily being bad teacher as he is, he didn't notice we were missing from the group who was now upstairs and ready to take the test.

I was called first, "Hiromi, Yikimaru."

"Alright… show me your moves." voiced Iruka as I stood in the middle of the room. I looked at old Hokage Sarutobi, sitting in-between the other two teachers who were Mizuki and Iruka-sensei.

"Tell me again what the jutsu we're testing on?" I said, not knowing what we were being tested on.

"The Transformation Technique."

"Good, that's Naruto-kun's best jutsu… he'll be able to pass!" I thought instantly. I made the chakra building seal and transformed into Iruka-sensei.

"Sorry, Hiromi… you were supposed to transform into the Hokage." said Iruka-sensei.

My face drained of all emotion… "W-what?"

"Iruka, I believe she should have passed anyway since she made a perfect transformation." Mizuki-sensei quoted on my transformation. My face lightened a bit and I made a noise that was eerily familiar to an excited whimper.

"No Mizuki, she transformed into the wrong person… she fails."

"But, but!" I whined. The Hokage looked seriously upon Iruka-sensei.

"Iruka…" muttered the Hokage, "How about you pass her… someone as good as she is in school should be able to graduate, no? She did make a perfect transformation…"

"But, Hokage-sama!" said Iruka-sensei, "She may have top marks, and she may have made a perfect transformation, but it wasn't of—"

"Pass her."

"Okay… you pass." Iruka-sensei finally submitted and I jumped for joy. I ran up and plucked the headband out of Iruka-sensei's hand as he looked down to the corner of the table.

I ran out and spoke to Naruto. "It's on the transformation technique, transform into the Hokage… also, no tricks okay? No perverted ninpo."

"Okay, okay! Jeez…"

…

End of Chapter!