Disclaimer: Ya. Don't own either of these epic shows/anime/mangas. Wish I did though...like alot...
"...is this a joke?" captain Kirk asked. Bewildered
"no sir" she replied. "could, uh you send ensign Webster in?" she asked
"on my way" Rachel replied.
"WHERE ARE WE KAKASHI SENSEI?" a boy dressed in orange with spiky blond hair bellowed. "well I'm not sure naru-wait a second am I younger?" a spiky silver haired mask wearing man said confusedly
"um ladies and gentlemen you're probably confused. But I'll have an explanation to you're questions in a second" Sarah said nervously. Glancing every so often at a man with perfectly round glasses. And silver hair pulled back in a ponytail. The doors opened and in came captain Kirk, mr. Spock, dr. McCoy, and ensign Webster. Rachel stared for a second
"hey Sarah, isn't that..?" she began
"uh huh" Sarah verified "it is"
"on the enterprise?"
"apparently"
The mask wearer frowned
"look just what is going on?" he demanded. Rachel stared at him
"are you Kakashi?" she asked. He turned to her and nodded "how do you know my name?" he demanded. The man wearing glasses smirked and adjusted them
"I thought everyone knew you kakashi" he said sarcastically.
"trust me they do Kabuto" Sarah replied automatically. And just as sarcastically, Kabuto turned to her "who are YOU?" he hissed
"commander Sarah Holland" she snapped in response. He raised a silver brow. But said nothing
"now now everyone calm down" Kirk said charismatically. "welcome to the USS enterprise. I'm captain James T Kirk. How can I help you?" he asked
"you can start by telling us how we got here" a snakelike man with black hair hissed icily
"transporter misshap. But I'm sure you'll be back to you're homes in no time at all" he announced
"and in the mean time?" thundered a tall white haired man
"you'll be sharing the living quarters of our officers" he replied brightly
"SCREW THIS YOU'RE ALL NUTS! KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!" thundered the blond boy. Doing a quick hand sign. When nothing happened he appeared perplexed
"uh. You're chakra doesn't work here" Sarah told them. Causing all of them to stare disbelievingly. As they tried various different jutsus.
" one whats a chakra? And two how did you know about that commander?" captain Kirk asked her. She sighed "I'll explain later" she told him. Secretly. When she and Rachel were younger they were obsessed with an anime known as Naruto. These people were characters in that anime.
"well since you and ensign Webster know so much about this...culture. I'll let you two handle their questions" he said. A boy with black hair. Greatly resembling a chickens butt glared "this is stupid. Let's just get rid of these clowns" as he threw a kunai at Sarah and Rachel. They each drew their phasers. Set to kill. And destroyed the kunai before they reached them. Sarah smirked
"sorry sasuke those little toys won't work here" she said
"just how many of us do you know smart ass?" sasuke snapped. Sarah sighed. And pointe dto each one
"Naruto. Kakashi. Sakura. Sasuke. Lord Orochimaru. Jiraya. Tsunade. And Kabuto" She said drily "that answer your question?" she asked sarcastically. Kabuto smirked
"and just where is it we'll be staying?" he asked. She looked to captain Kirk
"ah well." he began awkwardly "why...why don't you just find someone you don't mind sharing a room with?" he suggested. She sighed. How incredibly "brilliant". Feeling a tremendous urge to face palm. The...er...ninjas sighed and nodded
"fine. Sure. Whatever. But you'd better get us back fast" sasuke snapped
"aye that I'll do sonny" Scotty verified. Causing sasuke to roll his eyes, as kabuto looked around the room. The only person he didn't feel the tremendous urge to kill was that smart assed commander Holland though sharing a room with her would probably be unbearable. Oh well. It was better her then that annoying captain fellow. He noticed kakashi walking over to that Rachel girl. He smirked. Kakashi was irritating. Rachel seemed irritating. Perfect match.
-Rachel's POV-
I watched everyone walk around. When Kakashi Hatake walked towards me. My heart was pounding in my chest. Oh my GOD kakashi wanted to stay with me?
"well. You're the only one I even know the name of. Other then the annoying small girl...Sarah or something" he said
"I heard that you arrogant ass" I heard Sarah mumble with a glare. Sighing slightly I rolled my eyes
"eventually you learn to ignore her. I hope. She's almost as big a smart aleck as Kabuto" I advised. Hearing a scoff from Sarah, I smiled at kakashi. Butterflies going insane in my stomach. He was really HERE! Kakashi groaned
"great another smart alecky brat. Oh well. Where's your room then?" he asked in his usual slightly lazy tone. I gave a polite smile. Trying very hard not to beam ecstatically at him.
"it's uh this way" I told him. Gesturing out the doors of the transporter room and down the hall. He nodded. (Oh my god. He NODDED AT ME) And followed me out...
-Normal POV-
Kabuto smirked as he heard that small girl call kakashi an arrogant ass. All right then he'd certainly found his 'buddy' he walked towards her, looking bored. She appeared to be quite busy. Arguing with the man in charge
"and I'm telling YOU Jim, that's a damn STUPID IDEA. That guy's an EVIL LORD. We can't just let him roam aroundu unguarded!" she exclaimed
"really Sarah. The snake dude-" Jim began
"-LORD OROCHIMARU. How often do I have to say it?" she snapped harshely. Interrupting him. Kabuto felt a silver eyebrow twitch. So this girl knew enough about lord orochimaru to realize he was a threat even without his chakra?
"right. Sarah. Fine. I'll let you station ONE MAN. And only One Man. Got it?"
She seethed for a moment before snapping
"fine Jim. Just fine."
"oh and you've got a visitor" Jim said before turning and striding out. The girl turned around. Her pale blue eyes still burning with frustration.
"yes?" she demanded. As she turned. Then she paused and he smirked
"look you seem to be the only person I can stand enough not to kill here so why don't I bunk with you?" he said drily. Adjusting his glasses. She nodded. Slightly pink
-Kabuto's POV-
well she certainly seems less of a moron then the rest of this "ship's" crew. One thing I don't get though, where are we? That moronic captain kept going on about his precious ship. Unaware we have no clue where the hell we are. I must look confused because that commander Holland person asks me
"confused about something?" crossing her arms and smirking ever so slightly. I rolled my eyes
"well you're moron of a captain neglected to tell us just where his "ship" is located." I reply sharply. The girls smirk widens
"really kabuto. I always thought you were clever. Can't you see from the windows? We're in outer space" she says with a roll of her blue eyes. I feel myself freeze
"that's impossible you expect me to believe that?" I snap
"well I'm the only one out of the two of us that hasn't betrayed her village. So mine is the word we'll be taking. Yes you dunce. We're in outer space." she says. Grinning evilly up at me. She's got guts. That's for damn sure. Nobody else EVER called me a dunce. I glared at her
"well aren't we spunky" I snarl. She glares
"look I didn't ask you to show up here. Or decide to hang around me. So if you hate me so much. Then leave and don't waste both of our time" she hisses coolly. I laugh slightly "fine. Let's try and be cordial with eachother" I concede. She gives a curt nod.
"I have a few questions honestly" I admit. She raises a brown eyebrow
"ask away"
"one. You know my name. What else do you know about me?"
She hesitates slightly. I raise a brow as if to say 'well come on, out with it'
"you were born February 29th. Leap day. So that makes you a pieces. You're hobbies include polishing you're various scalpels. You're main skills are in taijutsu and medical ninjutsu. Your skill in the latter surpasses even Tsunades in her heyday. Though you yourself admitted taijutsu isn't really your forte." she says
"I'm impressed. Is that all?"
"nope. You can see fine without your glasses. And there's one fact you won't even admit to yourself" she says eerily. I smirk
"I highly doubt it" I reply challengingly. She smirks
"on your final day in the yakushi household. You set the table and did the dishes before and after the meal for the first and last time. It was you're way of saying thank you and at the same time. Apologizing for what you were going to do to the village" she says slowly. As if trying to remember it. I feel myself go cold and rigid. There was no way. No it was impossible. I glared down at her furiously
"who are you? How the HELL do you know that?" I demand hotly. She looks me dead in the eyes. Her voice is even when she says. Very clearly
"ever consider the possibility you aren't the only one with "ninja info cards"?"