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Declaimer: Richard O'Brien owns everything.
= The Queen =
The castle landed on the moon-drenched shores of Transsexual. It made very loud noise and woke up every single person on the planet. Within seconds, the castle was surrounded by soldiers.
Riff Raff opened the front door, "Hello?" The soldiers did not recognize Riff Raff and pointed their anti-matter guns at the intruders.
Columbia pushed Riff Raff aside and screamed, "We are here! We are here!"
"Drop your weapons!" called out by one of the soldiers.
"No, we don't have any weapon, unless you are talking about Columbia's high pitch voice," said Riff Raff, but Columbia didn't much care about what Riff Raff just said and kept screaming.
Frank came out of the castle and announced, "Don't you point your guns at me. I am your beloved Prince Frank. Now go tell my mother that I have returned."
In the palace, a man was running across the hallway, trying to be the first one to bring the news to the queen, who was in her room, having fun with her playmate. The queen heard a quick knock on the door, and then a man's voice was heard from outside the room, "My royal cousin! Your majesty, your son has returned!"
"Coming," The queen left her playmate on her bed and quickly put on her best clothes and her crown. She opened the room, "How do I look?" she asked De Lordy. "You look magnificent, my dear cousin!"
The queen turned around and said to her playmates, "Roxy, you may take a break now. I will come back very soon." She then followed the lead of her cousin to the moon-drench shores.
"Oh, my dear son!" "Mother!" The queen hugged her son, but seconds later, she hit the back of his head with her palm. "Ouch! What was that for, mother?"
"That was for not calling me. You promised me to call me every night, but you never did!" She said, "Six years, you were gone for six years! I missed you!"
"I am sorry, mother, but long distance calls are expensive," said Frank.
The queen did not like her son's answer, "Nonsense! You just never thought of calling me. You were too busy with your floorshow! I know Riff Raff and Magenta call their mother every week. They set up a free network for Transsexual-Earth call! That's also how I know you are still alive and not get eaten by those Earthlings. By the way, are these your Earthling friends?" The Queen looked at Columbia's direction.
"Hi, I am Columbia," said Columbia. "I am her fiancé, Eddie," added Eddie. The Queen smiled at the groupie and the punk, "Nice to meet you. Thank you for taking care of my son on Earth!"
"Mother, you don't have to thank them. I am the one who is taking care of them, I give them a place to live and a floorshow to participate in," said Frank, "Now I am letting them to have their wedding on my planet! I am quite generous."
The Queen looked at Rocky and asked, "Who is this handsome young man?" Frank explained, "He is Rocky, my latest playmate. He also plays the creation in my floorshow."
Magenta and Riff Raff came out of the castle with Frank's luggage. They bowed as they saw the Queen.
The queen was happy to see her best friend's kids. She said, "Magenta, Riff Raff! It's nice to see you two again! Oh, my! Magenta, you are knocked up! Please tell me this is not Frank's baby. I am not ready to be a grandmother yet."
"Your majesty, they are not Frank's. Magenta is carrying triplet and they are mine," said Riff Raff.
De Lordy looked slightly disappointed and walked away from the group.
The Queen didn't look surprised, "Ha, I knew it! I know Roxy is going to be a grandmother before I do! I am telling her right now. She is 'resting' in my room. I will let her know you two are back! Where are Nation and Cosmo?"
"Nation and Cosmo decided to stay on Earth. They are quite famous now and have a TV show called Dentonville," said Magenta.
The Queen said, "Oh, Magenta, you shouldn't be carrying the luggage! I believe Frank can do it himself! Let's go back to the castle!"
Magenta handed the luggage to Frank, who was complaining that the luggage broke his finger nails. The group started heading back to the palace. Eddie, Rocky and Riff Raff stayed in Riff Raff's old room while Columbia would be living in Magenta's.
= Maid Of Honor =
The next day, everyone was getting ready for the wedding. Magenta and Columbia were looking at photos of flowers in the palace's ballroom.
Magenta asked, "How about Star Lilies?" "No, they are too plain. How about this flower and pretty? They are red." "No, we can't. Riff Raff is allergic to Moon Rose." "Do you like Devil Pimpernel? They are Transsexual wedding classic." Columbia opened her eyes widely and nodded her head. While the two friends were discussing about flowers, Frank walked in.
"Columbia," said Frank. Columbia and Magenta turned around and looked at Frank. He asked, "Only 6 days before your wedding. Did you forget to ask me to be your maid of honor?"
Columbia looked puzzled, "No, I wasn't planning to. Magenta IS my maid of honor." "What?" Frank yelled in surprise. Columbia didn't notice the reaction on Frank's face and said, "She and Riff Raff have been helping me and Eddie with the wedding ever since New Year Eve."
Frank tried to convince Columbia, "But Magenta is pregnant. How often do you see a knock-up maid of honor?"
"Nobody says the maid of honor cannot be pregnant," Columbia said, "Besides, Magenta is my best friend. We have a special role for you!" Columbia smiled and matched around the room humming the Earthling wedding song.
"It is Columbia's wedding. She has to be the prettiest girl that day. You are the most beautiful person in the whole world. If you are the maid of honor, then you will steal all her thunder. This will not be the issue when I am a pregnant maid of honor. I don't steal Columbia's thunder," said Magenta. Frank smiled and agreed.
"What are you talking about, Magenta? You are the prettiest person I have ever seen! You will of course steal all the attention, especially when i am the best man, " said Riff Raff as he walked into the ballroom with Eddie and Rocky.
He kissed Magenta. "Oh my dear brother, I am only saying that, so Frank will let me be Columbia's maid of honor." "Have you two picked the flowers yet?" "What do you think about Devil Pimpernel? They match Columbia's wedding dress and they are classic." Riff Raff put his fingers out and touched the tips of Magenta's, and then they raised their hand up and released it. "I just love Devil Pimpernel!"
"It's perfect!" Eddie said as he made out with his bride to be.
"Rocky, they won't let me be the maid of honor. I am sad now. Let's go to my room and have fun!" Rocky nodded his head and followed Frank to his room.
Remember to R&R! I hope you like this chapter. (I find this chapter kind of boring and people are OOC.)
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